Pignog Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 howlo furrends its me ur ol pal pig =^^= so ive decided to improve my diet and one of the "foods" ive decide to experiment with are apples. you can do lots of amazing things with apples like make cider and get hammered BUT apples go much deeper than that... i would like to open the floor to apple discussion. PLEASE, use this thread to: discuss the apple hierarchy. which ones are good? which ones are bad. this debate could get out of hand so keep it civil plz!!!!!!!!!! apple challenges. i used to play it safe with red delicious but ive decided to challenge myself with a new apple each week until i discover the perfect one, the one that synergizes best w/ my astrological sign, leo (lion) . this weeks apple is "delite" things to do with apples? that's right fellas, you can do more than just eat raw apples. the world opens up when you cook them, ferment them, put them in things, put them on things, etc. what do you do with you'r apples? thats all for now!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Pignog said: put them in things, :3c 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 Just now, evan said: :3c no!!!!!! like a cobbler!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 pink ladys, husbando https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cripps_Pink the best 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 i LIKE apples a lot THEY are my favourite FRUIT they are great 🍎🍏🍎🍏 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pignog Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Zerig said: pink ladys, husbando https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cripps_Pink the best damn zerig i was contemplating buying pink ladys but settled on delite because im a insecure hypermasculine normie who cant pick up something with such a feminine name your apple will be next week because im going to assume that delite are fuckn shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 minute ago, MuttButt said: My man! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Pignog said: damn zerig i was contemplating buying pink ladys but settled on delite because im a insecure hypermasculine normie who cant pick up something with such a feminine name your apple will be next week because im going to assume that delite are fuckn shit you can hide them with some manlier apples so the cashier doesnt bully you too hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 they were priced the same so my honour would not be stained by fruit theft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Pignog said: they were priced the same so my honour would not be stained by fruit theft good the local sheriff will not have to snip your paws off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Good thread, furriend Pignog. :3 I'm partial to the noble Granny Smith, it is a very versatile apple and you can do lots of things with it due to its tart flavor and high shelf-life compared to other apples. It is an apple that will retain it's crispness in storage and is also among the healthiest due to it's high concentration of antioxidants and phenols. Red delicious are pleb tier apples. Mealy as fuck and tastes too sweet. C- apple. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Zaraphayx said: Good thread, furriend Pignog. :3 I'm partial to the noble Granny Smith, it is a very versatile apple and you can do lots of things with it due to its tart flavor and high shelf-life compared to other apples. It is an apple that will retain it's crispness in storage and is also among the healthiest due to it's high concentration of antioxidants and phenols. Red delicious are pleb tier apples. Mealy as fuck and tastes too sweet. C- apple. i love the "Arr Dees" but i need to broaden my horizons. i have to work my way up to granny smiths, they will be a late-stage apple for me, due to bad childhood experiences 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 My favorite apple is either the Fuji or the Gala. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 new apple topic what is your favorite use for apples besides eating raw i like hard cider the most please discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 White trash bottom tier apple 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 I like pink ladies. They're the first apples I bought when I Found out I no longer had a strong reaction to as many fruit as I used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogle Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Granny smith or go home! >;D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Get to the core of the issue. My favorite part of apples is that the seeds contain small amounts of cyanide. It's neat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 the i5 s is good.. If I had to pick three apples, it'd be Honey crisp, Fuji, and Gala Granny smith are good too the only apples I don't really like are golden delicious because they always taste grainy to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 McIntosh are probably my favorite to eat raw, though they can be pretty easily bruised, so finding good ones can be difficult. I usually prefer apples baked into pies or turnovers rather than raw, however. I also have found they go surprisingly well with blueberries in either pies or turnovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Zerig said: pink ladys, husbando https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cripps_Pink the best Pink Lady's are DANK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Why do you people know so freaking much about apples? All I ever ate was a damn red apple, mebbe a green if Im lucky You fancy apple fucks need to calm the fuck down and eat a humble apple pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 9 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Why do you people know so freaking much about apples? I take apple consumption very seriously 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 We have an apple tree in our front yard. The apples produced by it are green with red sections on the skin. They are quite tart, and while they are not that good for eating, they are quite good for baking. My dad likes to bake this special chocolate apple cake that is very delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Pignog said: no!!!!!! like a cobbler!!!!!!!!!!!!!! admittedly a cobbler far outweighs the experience of apples going places they shouldn't 3 hours ago, Pignog said: damn zerig i was contemplating buying pink ladys but settled on delite because im a insecure hypermasculine normie who cant pick up something with such a feminine name it's true, he avoided buying a type of alcoholic beverages because it was considered "girl drinks" :u 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 I like dried apples as a snack. Plus apple pie. I was once invited to have a 3 way after a horny single mom served me a glass of apple juice. True story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 10 hours ago, #00Buck said: I like dried apples as a snack. Plus apple pie. I was once invited to have a 3 way after a horny single mom served me a glass of apple juice. True story. How was the juice? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Granny Smith master race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: How was the juice? It was Allen's from the can. It was okay. A typical thing for a single mom to have in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 18 hours ago, willow said: I take apple consumption very seriously its important and should never be neglected 18 hours ago, evan said: admittedly a cobbler far outweighs the experience of apples going places they shouldn't it's true, he avoided buying a type of alcoholic beverages because it was considered "girl drinks" :u the neon blue liquid sugar with alcohol in it that was literally called "rev" was objectively a girl drink and i can prove it in ontario superior court 20 hours ago, Zerig said: new apple topic what is your favorite use for apples besides eating raw i like hard cider the most please discuss hard cider has to be within the top 3 but so does apple pie. I haven't had a discount apple pie in so long i could cry 7 hours ago, DrGravitas said: Granny Smith master race. this is such a popufur opinion i guess ill have to try them soon. delite has let me down. next week is a toss between the GS and PL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Pignog said: hard cider has to be within the top 3 but so does apple pie. I haven't had a discount apple pie in so long i could cry i will bake you a pie and bring it when we meet up sometime, even tho i hate apple pie ive done it a few times 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 22 hours ago, Zerig said: pink ladys, husbando https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cripps_Pink the best Cripps Pink... Ah, yes, the beautiful result of painstaking labor after the Bloods lost the Battle of the Orchard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 What I have here are several apples, sealed in a large ziploc baggy to seal in the freshness. It's healthy...r-right? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Guys YouTube taught me things about apples When you buy them, they've already been kept in storage for like, a year Freaky, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 54 minutes ago, DrDingo said: Guys YouTube taught me things about apples When you buy them, they've already been kept in storage for like, a year Freaky, right? well I haven't died yet, so it must not be that bad :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 I just ate a slice of apple pie. That's at least 1 whole apple. And apparently cinnamon is good for you too so like... apple pie must be a super food, right? I bet Michael Phelps eats apple pie. And Captain America. I bet Hillary Clinton doesn't like apple pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Granny Smith have always been my favourite, the are the bestest apple eva! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 this month ive gone through red delicious (good), delite (shit), pink lady (good), mackintosh (fucking garbage), and I just bought some fuji. fuji is the grossest looking and BY FAR the best. (A++) So in conclusion: On 2016-08-14 at 10:38 PM, Sidewalk Surfboard said: My favorite apple is either the Fuji or the Gala. CORRECT OPINION thread over 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Pignog said: this month ive gone through red delicious (good), delite (shit), pink lady (good), mackintosh (fucking garbage), and I just bought some fuji. fuji is the grossest looking and BY FAR the best. (A++) So in conclusion: CORRECT OPINION thread over You must withhold definitive judgment until you have tried the Grannies and reached true apple Nirvana. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted August 29, 2016 Author Share Posted August 29, 2016 o whoops i wrote mackintosh but i meant grannies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I'm slightly allergic to many types of raw fruit, including apples :'( 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 You forgot the pie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 41 minutes ago, JegoLego said: I'm slightly allergic to many types of raw fruit, including apples :'( Same but it's the acid in those Apples I am allergic to. I can still enjoy good things like Apple pie and Apple juice (processed) and best of all, Apple cider Wait, why the fuck is my phone trying to auto-capitalize Apple? Has the glorious name of a great fruit been overtaken by some corporation? My my, where are we heading... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted August 30, 2016 Author Share Posted August 30, 2016 21 hours ago, #00Buck said: You forgot the pie! whoops yes buck brought me an apple pie. i dont know what kind of apples were in it but they were good 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Pignog said: whoops yes buck brought me an apple pie. i dont know what kind of apples were in it but they were good Thanks sweetie! Not only do I command your U-Boats and Battleships I bring you pie! So you can be IRL "It's a pie! It's a pie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted September 11, 2016 Author Share Posted September 11, 2016 ive been around the block when i t comes to apples anow and i gotta say, "so to speak", that paula red's are highly underappreciated as an apple. i encourage all furs lookin for a good apple tonite to go out and buy a few. regards, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Apple Computer, Apple Records, and Apple Jacks. If we're talking about the fruit: Granny Smith, Fuji, and McIntosh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 4 hours ago, Xaende said: Apple Computer, Apple Records, and Apple Jacks. If we're talking about the fruit: Granny Smith, Fuji, and McIntosh. I don't want to "eat granny smith." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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