FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Reigning champ of the national hot dog eating contest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Professional pole dancer by night, ninja assassin by also night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 professional panty thief rapist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Former cereal-turned cigarette brand mascot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 McDonald's representive at the U.N. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 super adorable self made model that donates to a bunch of charities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Baby products tester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 fast food restaurant owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Star of a Serbian film. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Shopping channel host / product gesticulator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Dark Knight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Manager of Iron Maiden (cover band) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Keyboardist for DragonForce cover band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Record Store Clerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CETME Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 A clown who actually scares children instead of making them laugh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Fascist Dictator of Blitzcovia, a Micronation surronded by Texas and composes of a single plant pot with a Cactus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Mother of burrito Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonebandit Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Sign spinner for a nearby cash for gold shop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Gravestone Thief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Binocular and windowless van connoisseur 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 wrestler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) Viking figurehead (If there's one thing I learned from the 'How to Train Your Dragon' movie, it's that all Vikings are American until they reach the age of 30, whereupon they spontaneously become Scottish. It's like Viking Puberty or something.) Edited April 6, 2016 by Faust 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) Part of a flock of bats specially trained to scare children from wealthy families. (if you can work out the reference I'll give you a bite of my burger) Edited April 6, 2016 by Monty Grizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Delivery driver that never arrives for some reason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 disgruntled deli owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 That one liquor store clerk that makes everyone uncomfortable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Shoe polish streetrat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Mechanical Self-Powered-Battering-Ram. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 World-weary wabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liovaire Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 B-movie story board artist 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Catwalk fashion model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Plus sized model (<3) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 WW2 plane pilot. Scarf? Check. Goggles-that-are-actually-normal-glasses? Check. You're set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Anal Probe Installer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 OMG this is fucking glorious (Skip me, do Kosha) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 That guy who people pay to stare through their window at them creepily so they can get sexually aroused 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Turkey-Oven tester  ...wait for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 90's industrial music video effect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Lagomorph co-conspirator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Politician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Navigator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Adult film cameraman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 That weird old dude at the post office who talks too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 That one person that always gets hit on by creepers but every time they try to make contact with someone they like, they end up working the register Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Person who comes up with very specific jobs for people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 8 hours ago, Kosha said: Person who comes up with very specific jobs for people. You mean a careers advisor? Ahem. Drug dealer /Â psychic investigator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Night pilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Brawler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 The last two letters of the alphabet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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