Toshabi Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Gonna be drivin' round town POP-POPPIN' some mutha fuckas round town. Pop Poppin' popcorn that is. Today I learned there was a standstill between those that like their popcorn cooked regularly and those and love it burnt. The fued between the two sides got so heated, people started killing each other over here over which was better. So, in hopes that this starts something similar here on phoenix, how do YOU prefer your popcorn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Iv never heard of people eating their popcorn burnt, i didn't know it was a thing. Dont like popcorn anyway, the flavours last for about 2 seconds in your mouth and then you just got the gross tasting almost plastic taste of the popcorn. Not to mention it gets stuck in your teeth and that's something i absolutely despise since it takes forever to get it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted July 25, 2016 Author Share Posted July 25, 2016 1 minute ago, shadowsinhiding said: Iv never heard of people eating their popcorn burnt, i didn't know it was a thing. Dont like popcorn anyway, the flavours last for about 2 seconds in your mouth and then you just got the gross tasting almost plastic taste of the popcorn. Not to mention it gets stuck in your teeth and that's something i absolutely despise since it takes forever to get it out. Only you could make eating popcorn sound like giving someone a blowjob. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I prefer salted over regular if anything. Burnt smell isn't really something that goes down well in cinemas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Toshabi said: Only you could make eating popcorn sound like giving someone a blowjob. Look all I'm saying is that if you eat too much of it you start to gag and choke not to mention the bit of the tip comes off a little bitand i hate that bit but you eat it because it gets everywhere. but i like my popcorn big, VERY BIG, i also like it burnt to the point its black. I like big eating big black popcorn basically :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 25 minutes ago, Toshabi said: Only you could make eating popcorn sound like giving someone a blowjob. 18 minutes ago, shadowsinhiding said: Look all I'm saying is that if you eat too much of it you start to gag and choke not to mention the bit of the tip comes off a little bitand i hate that bit but you eat it because it gets everywhere. but i like my popcorn big, VERY BIG, i also like it burnt to the point its black. I like big eating big black popcorn basically :3 I really. Really want to make a comment, but if I do, then the thread'll probably get moved to the red lantern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Ech. Burnt food. Don't like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Popcorn sucks. If there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is not food that tastes bad, but food that is OBNOXIOUS. How did we make a snack that's annoying, uncomfortable, and sometimes just dangerous to eat? If you get that layered buttered and salted stuff fresh from the movies, yeah it tastes rad. But is it worth getting fucking shrapnel stuck in your goddamn teeth and throat or accidentally biting down on something not fully popped? I have to treat popcorn like I'm in a goddamn Vietnam minefield. End up leaving the theater with PTSD. Chew like a mule and guzzle water with every bite. Popcorn is the worst snack ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Who the EFF eats burned popcorns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 saying you like burnt food is like stockholm syndrome but with bad cooking instead of armed kidnappers 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I prefer it actually good. So regular :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I don't eat food unless it's in blackened ash form. So burnt obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 3 hours ago, LadyRadarEars said: I really. Really want to make a comment, but if I do, then the thread'll probably get moved to the red lantern. meh i don't care, do it anyway >:3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 59 minutes ago, Sir Gibby said: saying you like burnt food is like stockholm syndrome but with bad cooking instead of armed kidnappers Rice crust is good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Burned food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Blackened Sea Bass is a very popular and tasty treat... Popcorn, it's alright, but not all that exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Can we all agree on something? Toffee/caramel popcorn is sooooo fucking good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aouzy Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Not saying I like burnt popcorn but I'll still eat it anyway. No sense in wasting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted July 25, 2016 Author Share Posted July 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Sir Gibby said: saying you like burnt food is like stockholm syndrome but with bad cooking instead of armed kidnappers ExCUSE ME! Burnt popcorn is like, when your kidnapper is someone like Bara Furry voiced by Vin Disiel. Don't knock it till you've had his muscular voice crushing your throat to death. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Popcorn by itself is already bad enough. But, if there are people who enjoy burnt popcorn... ...maybe Hitler was onto something, and he just chose the wrong demographic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I prefer my popcorn burnt, as such a blasphemy against good food should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 The only thing that tastes good burnt is marshmellows And yo why you people gotta be hatin on popcorn, popcorn is awesome ...unless you eat sugar or plain popcorn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 5 hours ago, shadowsinhiding said: meh i don't care, do it anyway >:3 Alrighty then! I'm sorry, but if you're comparing blowjobs to burnt popcorn, then methinks you need to find partners who wash more often and eat more pineapples, because I, as an unrepentant connoisseur of phallic objects have found the flavor to be quite palatable o.q Tl;dr: If you're gobbling something and it tastes like popcorn, or burnt popcorn, then somefin's wrong mang :V 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 The only thing I will tolerate -slightly-burned are fries. It is so hard to fuck up a fried potato even if you slightly overdue it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyboundTerror Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Burnt popcorn smells nasty and in turn makes it taste nasty. I didn't know people actually enjoyed burnt popcorn. That stuff tastes like charcoal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I don't recall eating burnt popcorn. I shall make some presently and do a taste test. Regular salty buttery popcorn is great though, so maybe it's like toast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I like almonds 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 17 minutes ago, Enigma said: I like almonds I prefer hazelnuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 19 minutes ago, Enigma said: I like almonds But do you like raw bitter almonds? They're so good, they take your breath away. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 What kind of masochistic bastard likes burnt popcorn? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Burnt popcorn ain't that bad actually. As long as it's not, like, ash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: Burnt popcorn ain't that bad actually. As long as it's not, like, ash. True, true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 6 hours ago, SkyboundTerror said: Burnt popcorn smells nasty and in turn makes it taste nasty. I didn't know people actually enjoyed burnt popcorn. That stuff tastes like charcoal. It has this plastic taste to it. It tastes like a fermenting chemical. It's gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: What kind of masochistic bastard likes burnt popcorn? STOP KINK SHAMING ME IF YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE! GOD! MODS ARREST THESE PEOPLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Toshabi said: STOP KINK SHAMING ME IF YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE! GOD! MODS ARREST THESE PEOPLE! lol shush up nerd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Burnt popcorn is a crime against humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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