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Just now, DevilBear said:

I shit in other people's toilets all the time. It's a subtle way to display dominance over them.

Maybe I'll even shit in your toilet Zara.

It'll be the last shit you ever take, bonerbreath.

You ever seen what a plunger can do to a man?

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3 minutes ago, Liovaire said:

Thankfully my new place has 2 toilets, one in the master bathroom and another one with a broken door in the laundry. The laundry one is the guest one.

Make sure to only stock it with 1 ply toilet paper so they know the score.

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4 minutes ago, Vitaly said:

Warm toilet seat heated by unknown buns...

I'm just imagining someone going into the bathroom and noticing that their toilet seat is warm, except they're home alone.

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I remember this being brought up in some 90s movie or tv show or something, I can't recall. But since seeing that, I've always been hesitant about defecating in other people's toilets, as you say. Is that really considered impolite? 

Ah yes, in the movie, the guys were talking about a girl who was taking a dump in the guy's bathroom, and they were saying that that meant she was going to be clingy or something like that....

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14 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said:

If the toilet can take your shit, it can take guest's shit too. If you're really concerned of sanitation level of your toilet, turn on the ventilation and ask them to at least brush their shit stripes

It isn't about what my toilet can take, you can probably take at least 3 dicks in various places throughout your body but no one is arguing that it's okay to just shove their dick in you.

it's a matter of decency and respect. I invite you into my home and you repay me by shitting in my favorite appliance??? There's a gas station just down the street with a toilet that doesn't belong to me. It's even full of people who get paid to clean it several times a day! I can only afford a housekeeper to come clean my bathroom twice a week.

I think I understand why so many of you are depressed and alone. You think everything belongs to you and you're entitled to take a shit wherever you want just because you happen to be occupying an area close to someone else's toilet at the time.

The audacity.

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53 minutes ago, 6tails said:

I have a bidet with heated seat and air dryer all built in. Nobody dares use my toilet as they can't figure out the Japanese writing.

You give me a chance to shit on something Japanese and I'll take it, moonrunes be damned.

Somewhat related- I am no longer allowed at any Honda dealership in the 4 state area.

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it's a matter of decency and respect

If you have invited a guest, a friend or a family member into your very own personal house, it would be a decency and respect to provide them a dedicated facility to take care of their very basic needs so they wouldn't have to shit/piss their pants

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I invite you into my home and you repay me by shitting in my favorite appliance???

I am pretty sure they'll "repay" you in other ways

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favorite appliance

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7 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said:

There's a gas station just down the street with a toilet that doesn't belong to me. It's even full of people who get paid to clean it several times a day!

What if their toilets were for their employees only? What if we had no public toilets? I get it, your own toilet is private property if you make it out to be but if someone is in dire need of using a toilet, you should have a degree of kindness of letting others use it. Like I said, it does not break the toilet. 

Oh, and this reminds me of one wedding where the bride told us to visit nearby McDonalds if we were hungry even though there was still plentiful of leftover food reserved for guests. I think it was a very dick thing to do

 

15 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said:

I can only afford a housekeeper to come clean my bathroom twice a week.

Oh how much I would like to have a personal housekeeper too but most people can't afford luxuries like that. At this point I am not even sure if you're just jokingly saying all of this. Look, sacrifices has to be made so either man up and clean up the toilet yourself or ask the users of your toilet to do it. What's the worst that could happen?

17 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said:

You think you think everything belongs to you and you're entitled to take a shit wherever you want just because you happen to be occupying an area close to someone else's toilet at the time.

At least I always ask a permission if I am allowed to use their toilet and most are courteous enough to permit that

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All in all, I think it's a dick move to deny the use of toilet and I am really tempted to say you're a dick too but I am going to just smile and think you said all of this jokingly to elicit a discussion

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In this age of political correctness and trigger warnings I believe the only way to proceed from here on out is to carry a poop jar with you everywhere you go.

Then when you need to, empty your poop jar into a public trash can- preferably inside a McDonald's or Waffle House, as the smell will not be out of place or offensive.

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5 minutes ago, DevilBear said:

In this age of political correctness and trigger warnings I believe the only way to proceed from here on out is to carry a poop jar with you everywhere you go.

Then when you need to, empty your poop jar into a public trash can- preferably inside a McDonald's or Waffle House, as the smell will not be out of place or offensive.

Waffle House is a classy establishment and I will not tolerate this kind of shit talk about it

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5 hours ago, Liovaire said:

Thankfully my new place has 2 toilets, one in the master bathroom and another one with a broken door in the laundry. The laundry one is the guest one.

At the place I lived last year every bedroom had its own bathroom, it was the shit.(heh)

There was also a half bathroom downstairs that everybody, including guests used regularly. That toilet was like the village bicycle, I always chastised it for being a dirty slut of a toilet. Everybody was too squicked out to clean it, so we left that bathroom untouched when we moved out. I don't envy whoever did get stuck cleaning that thing, but let's just say it was worth whatever they took out of our deposit.

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For the record, I charge people to use my bathroom because why should I pay for your water usage and you take 40 sheets of my vegan organic triple ply aloe Vera hemp paper, leave Doo Doo stains all in my.toilet bowl, use my air freshener, and if im lucky you wash your hands. Otherwise I have to wipe everything you touched down with bleach because I can't stand your filth 

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I'm okay with it as long as they put the toilet seat down (100% of the people who live in my flat are girls, we don't need it up) and if you shit out blood, for fuck's sake clean it before I see it. I do NOT wanna clean up someone else's ass blood.

A few weeks ago we were staying at family friends for the night before going on vacation and it was about 3AM and I had a laxative shit in the bathroom. Laxative shits smell pretty specialist so there was me feeling glad it happened at 3AM since the room could air out a little before someone else went in. I only just got back in the bedroom and someone else went in the bathroom. I feel terrible.

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13 hours ago, Zaraphayx said:

This is probably one of the biggest problems anyone ever has to face.

I believe the title is self-explanatory, discuss why I'm right below.

Thx & godbless.

This means we need to organize a massive fur-meet at your place, and I'll be sure to bake plenty of X-Lax into the brownies. Your toilet will be the least of your concerns. Hopefully you don't have carpeting, or any upholstered furniture.

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I once drove and hour and thirty minutes home in heavy traffic with crippling stomach pains from food poisoning to take a shit

I was bent over the steering wheel near death and sweating the whole time

It was after a first date and I didn't want to just up and birth fucking demonspawn in the dudes toilet.

The moral of this story is that I share your concerns on this subject, Zara.

Shitting in other peoples toilets is weird.

 

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11 hours ago, Sylver said:

Build a trapdoor in front of the toilet. That seems to have worked fairly well.

It drops them into a pit where they fight to the death with a demon.

Just put a midjet with crossbow right in front of white throne.

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15 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said:

I'm poop shy. If I'm being forced to stay at someone's house for a while I'll probably end up holding my shit in for a long time because I'll be embarrassed because I'm retarded.

I only shit at home or (if I have to) a hotel room bathroom. Though I try to minimize how often i need to with the hotel.

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