DrGravitas Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 36 minutes ago, Sylver said: monkey with down syndrome: it's not even that funny but I can't stop laughing I just made the loudest "SNRK!" sound just now. The whole office went l quiet and looked over for a sec 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 In the middle of our boring French class me and my friends talked about fetishes in French by texting. Best day in school ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Ooo~! I have a mystery task :V New task tagged for this build, with no description or anything beyond a vague title. Can't seem to get a hold of anyone that would be able to tell me what it is, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Ah, I love my whiny libertarian friends. One was complaining about how the TSA was unconstitutional, the security checkpoint was unconstitutional, and the search violated his 4th amendment rights to unlawful search. Does he say the same thing going through security at a courthouse? Or a jail? Someone explain to me how this is all unconstitutional and not a typical anti-government libertarian whining about everything the government does being evil like a 13-year-old bucking their parents authority? 19 hours ago, 6tails said: Only when we're ready to wreck his world, throat, mouth, gut, liver, and brain at the same time. I had everclear once... just took a tiny sip. My mouth was burning for a good 10 minutes. 18 hours ago, evan said: something unusual happened today while it doesn't always seem like it, i get very nervous and scared about my work sometimes, even small stuff. so sometimes i would get so nervous about doing poorly that i would just choose to instead not submit because i would assume that my work was a really low quality anyways but today i decided not to do that, just with a very small japanese assignment. a simple worksheet, but my doubt and concern that i remembered it all incorrectly almost made me tear up the page before i gave it to her. but then i gave it to her and i got good marks. it makes me wonder how much of what i (and maybe others) do that is just reactionary to the actual chance to prove yourself. that maybe you do need to remind yourself that even if something is wrong, it can't possibly be as bad as it seems. i dunno. it just got me thinking and it was so weird feeling so scared and recognizing that fear as to when i would just give up on assignments and get low marks even when i knew it all correctly. Must be an anxiety thing. I do some school work or make something, and I'm so afraid people won't like it I don't even submit it... even though it might be good enough. So yea, I know those feels. I guess I just go ahead and submit it anyway because a few points are better than none. 18 hours ago, #00Buck said: Boss Nigger > Dolomite Wait, where have I seen this before? Oh that's right... So, a blacksploitation ripoff of a mel brooks film. Yet, I am intrigued. I actually want to see this movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 9 hours ago, Battlechili said: >go to sleep unusually tired and with a dry throat >wake up in the middle of the night >get out from under the covers to use the restroom >body starts shaking so much that I have little control over movement >am extremely cold >get back under the covers and try to warm myself >fall asleep >wake up burning hot, with a sore throat and a headache WHY I HAVE TWO TESTS TOMORROW AND A LAB TODAY You're now something like the 7th or 8th unrelated person I've heard mention getting sick within this past week It's a conspiracy I blame the illuminati Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 25 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: You're now something like the 7th or 8th unrelated person I've heard mention getting sick within this past week It's a conspiracy I blame the illuminati I blame school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 37 minutes ago, Socketosis said: I blame school. No, Zionist shill, it's all the fluoride in the water. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I'm not saying it's aliens... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 1 hour ago, 6tails said: You fucking conspiracy nut-job, it's the goddamned chemtrails! And who did chemtrails? The government. Who did the government? Jews. And who did the Jews? The Reptilians! Anumaki! We're breaking the conditioning! 1 hour ago, #00Buck said: I'm not saying it's aliens... 'Cept it is aliens, stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 2 hours ago, #00Buck said: I'm not saying it's aliens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Chemtrails is why the 9/11 building came down. That stuff was in the hijacked airplanes, and it burns really really hot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Rassah said: Chemtrails is why the 9/11 building came down. That stuff was in the hijacked airplanes, and it burns really really hot! Roses are red Harambe is in heaven there are traces that bush did 9/11 Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. 9/11 was an inside job 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Somehow, it all reminds me of the film Dogville by Lars Van Trier, and the ending credits: We're not all that, as a country, can't even deal with our own, let alone trying to control the world. Young Americans! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrkjbmUPF0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I want to start a comic series about a testicle themed supervillain named Testicruel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Hux said: I want to start a comic series about a testicle themed supervillain named Testicruel. What are you waiting for? Follow your heart ~ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 11 minutes ago, Hux said: I want to start a comic series about a testicle themed supervillain named Testicruel. Hux, all of your posts warm my heart. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I like my coffee the way America likes its people. Extra large. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 5 hours ago, Hux said: I want to start a comic series about a testicle themed supervillain named Testicruel. I had an idea like that about a Greek hero named Testicles. (rhymes with Hercules) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I like my coffee the way I like my women-- I don't 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I like my coffee the way I like my African slaves. Free ...Well what did you think I was going to say? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Saxon said: I like my coffee the way I like my African slaves. Free ...Well what did you think I was going to say? Strong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Saxon said: I like my coffee the way I like my African slaves. Free ...Well what did you think I was going to say? Black I guess that was the obvious answer, wasn't it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) North Korea tested another nuke. 10-20 kiloton yield. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_2016_North_Korean_nuclear_test Edited September 9, 2016 by DrGravitas Removed wierd superfluous at-symbols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 5 hours ago, Sir Gibby said: I had an idea like that about a Greek hero named Testicles. (rhymes with Hercules) Testicules. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 For once, I slept all night long without waking up in the middle of the night, and woke up at a reasonable time. I'm gonna reward myself with Iced Coffee and a Belvita cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I just can't draw today... no inspiration at all. These are the times I really miss Discord and Teamspeak. People gave me so many stupid little doodle ideas I actually drew every day. But yeah, I left. So that's that. Wish I could draw like those people who see a straw on the ground and make an entire picture around it on the spot... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 1 minute ago, 6tails said: If you were a furry gamer, I'd have a TS for you to visit, though most of the times, they're only talking about games. Nah. I don't game all that much any more, apart from rare occasions. That's why I left TS. Everyone was playing most of the time except me, so there was little for me to talk about with them, and eventually I just fell out of the group. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 36 minutes ago, 6tails said: Barely in the tactical nuke category. And their missile tech still sucks. I look forward to Best Korea attacking the large and formidable opponent that is the surface of the ocean. Hey, the ocean is a fucking asshole that needs to be shown whose boss sometimes.Why do you think Japan hasn't had another tsunami yet? Uncle Un keeps that fucker in line. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 4 hours ago, pothocket said: Black I guess that was the obvious answer, wasn't it? Cream and no sugar actually. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 17 hours ago, #00Buck said: I'm not saying it's aliens... 15 hours ago, Hux said: 'Cept it is aliens, stranger. @Amiir did nothing D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 6 hours ago, DrGravitas said: North Korea tested another nuke. 10-20 kiloton yield. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_2016_North_Korean_nuclear_test Isn't it great that we have a country with (incredibly shitty) nuclear weaponry being run by a fat basement-dwelling-type manchild? 4 hours ago, 6tails said: Barely in the tactical nuke category. And their missile tech still sucks. I look forward to Best Korea attacking the large and formidable opponent that is the surface of the ocean. Hey now, that ocean talked shit about Kim Jung Un's mother. He had to show it who's boss. This is probably the funniest thing I have seen in a month. A series of very short videos about a game NPC that becomes self-aware. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 @#00Buck 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 One of my coworkers informed me that their blacksmithing guild will be having an event this weekend starting around 5 on Saturday. I could go and try my hand at some simple blacksmithing! Considering it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 18 hours ago, Glowing Glass said: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. 9/11 was an inside job No shit, that's why it was the chem trail stuff that melted steel beams. 10 hours ago, Saxon said: I like my coffee the way I like my African slaves. Free ...Well what did you think I was going to say? A little whipped? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I found a new sludge band is Vagina Full of Bong Hits. Not Bong Hit Full of Vaginas. The first track on their eponymous album is 'There is No Carb (Suck It All In)' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Just got an automated call from my school. "Hello, this is a call from [X] High School. Jonathan was absent for periods . If you have any questions, please call..." My name isn't even Jonathan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 3 hours ago, DrGravitas said: One of my coworkers informed me that their blacksmithing guild will be having an event this weekend starting around 5 on Saturday. I could go and try my hand at some simple blacksmithing! Considering it. Make me a sword. A really cool sword. Forge me a blade to cut down my fears, so that I may learn to enjoy my years. Also, nice new profile pic! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Make me a sword. A really cool sword. Forge me a blade to cut down my fears, so that I may learn to enjoy my years. Also, nice new profile pic! I can make a leaf, a thing I forget, or a J-hook :U 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 minute ago, DrGravitas said: I can make a leaf, a thing I forget, or a J-hook :U LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF. Can it be gold, or iron? Make it pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 28 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF. Can it be gold, or iron? Make it pretty. Yeah, alright. If I go I'll make a leaf. I think they do iron working. I can't guarantee it will be pretty, or even leaf-like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Well good. Seems Obama and the Justice Department put a hold on that Dakota pipeline until things can get sorted out. Gobama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Man, Autistics sure can get moody sometimes (it's because they're Autistic hurr durr) yeah, I know, but they really need to lighten up a little more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Just rewatched Suicide Squad and enjoyed it a lot better the second time around. It definitely helps actually being awake during the movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 (edited) 5 minutes ago, 6tails said: I am now over 1000 straight losses as The Lost in Binding of Isaac ReBirth. I wonder if I should play as another character and break the losing streak. Step 1: Play Lost Step 2: fail Lost Step 3: download mods Step 4: Play lost Step 5: fail Lost Step 6: Win Lost Step 7: Bindingofisaac has stopped working. Step 8: uninstall mods Step 9: Accidentally remove system 32 Step 10: rage uninstall Step 11:??? Step 12: Profit Edited September 10, 2016 by Glowing Glass Azazel is a fun character Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I'm going to start learning Russian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 You know, if I keep buying plushies as much as I do, I'm slowly going to be overtaken by them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I am nothing but anger this morning. Got home last night from my shitty job and ended up having to sleep most of my evening away. Get here again this morning and they're expecting me to clean 13 checkouts and 3 stayover rooms spit across two separate floors on opposite ends of the hotel. This will probably send me into overtime. Tomorrow is just going to be worse. Another wedding to clean up after. I don't like being angry. I just want to quietly sit back in a chair somewhere. I don't need this in my life. :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 6 hours ago, Hux said: I'm going to start learning Russian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Went through StarTropics again. Goddamn this game was fucking hard. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 An american friend just left my group telegram because he disapproved of 'offensive language' because I told him that, in England, a faggot is a type of food. Like...guys, you can't expect the rest of the world to throw away their vocabulary in order to avoid taboo words in American English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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