Spot Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I might get the LG G5. Get jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Terminal7 said: @Amiir Didn't get the reference. You can kill me now. It's actually not that hard. Kinda NSFW, it's mostly censored but it's still not recommended for the more squeamish users Edit: Ok, I'll take that back, this is fucking brutal, be advised Edited March 31, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Terminal7 said: Guess that means I did a good job @Amiir Didn't get the reference. You can kill me now. It's actually not that hard. I mean not even plywood snaps in such a clean cut. I smell a fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 22 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: I mean not even plywood snaps in such a clean cut. I smell a fake It's actually not very difficult to break a board that thick. I've seen kids as young as 10 do it, albeit with their feet and not their hands. That kind of wood usually does snap like that when you kick it, you can see how it broke with the grain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 5 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: Rest in pepperoni pizza, Necro Beagle. I'd rather think he's gotten too fat to reach the keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 The Necro Beagle... Oh the nostalgia.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: I mean not even plywood snaps in such a clean cut. I smell a fake Here's a close up of the edge: It was done with a chopping motion, not a punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I need to get a cat and train it to sit on my shoulders. The shoulder part because a friend's now-dead cat used to do that to me. It was a good cat. The get-a-cat part because I'm a lonely S.O.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 4 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: "Vape and praise the lord." Um.... two of those things don't seem like they should be together. 2 hours ago, Terminal7 said: Here's a close up of the edge: It was done with a chopping motion, not a punch. Stained beat up office chair, got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 23 hours ago, Luca said: I bought a metroid Follow up: I bought Kirby too. I'm slowly working on making some kind of gaming corner full of things I like, but I spent enough recently so I'm done for now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundeere Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I found a fork in my car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Crazy Lee said: Stained beat up office chair, got it. Lmao, I had that chair since I was 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I'm bored and a little agitated, say something clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I and my brother just tried to open savings accounts and transfer money from existing accounts into them...and they somehow managed to open 6 accounts under the name of my twin and they sent me 3 letters of rejection and one letter of acceptance, even though no accounts had been opened under my name. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 No more likes for you! We need to deflate that e-peen and bring it back to normal size again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CETME Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I feel like one of the only people in the world who likes cloudy weather. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 So I had an hour-long walk up into town with someone so she could buy a bus pass Only to find the place was closed So we walked all the way back And yesterday I pulled a muscle in my leg so I was practically limping the whole way today for two hours I had a fun day out, you guys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 45 minutes ago, BlitzCo said: I feel like one of the only people in the world who likes cloudy weather. It's nice ...until the wind kicks in and it starts to rain on you Damn East Texas bipolar weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I was in a rush this morning, so I popped over to McDonald's to get a quick bite. In and out in less than 10 minutes, that sort of thing. All I ordered was a Big Breakfast and a coffee. It took 15 minutes just to get my order, and by that time they let the drive-through queue back up so far that it took another 10 minutes to get out of the parking lot. Also, with no jam for the biscuit, a flavorless sausage patty, and a sheet of I think scrambled eggs as tough as the Styrofoam plate, I forgot and re-learned the hard way why I call them "Icky Mickey's." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 hours ago, BlitzCo said: I feel like one of the only people in the world who likes cloudy weather. Depends on if it's raining or not. Rain + Wind is actually a lot of fun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 14 minutes ago, Terminal7 said: Depends on if it's raining or not. Rain + Wind is actually a lot of fun Add thunder and lightning and it'll be perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 hours ago, ArielMT said: I was in a rush this morning, so I popped over to McDonald's to get a quick bite. In and out in less than 10 minutes, that sort of thing. All I ordered was a Big Breakfast and a coffee. It took 15 minutes just to get my order, and by that time they let the drive-through queue back up so far that it took another 10 minutes to get out of the parking lot. Also, with no jam for the biscuit, a flavorless sausage patty, and a sheet of I think scrambled eggs as tough as the Styrofoam plate, I forgot and re-learned the hard way why I call them "Icky Mickey's." Overnight/morning shift has to be the stupidest people McDonalds hires. I think it's just the people that are bad employees but they're being too nice to fire them. I don't know. I had to wait 20 minutes at one McDonalds at 11pm. There were 5 cars in front of me, so almost 5 minutes per car. And these assholes want $15 an hour. Work faster and get off your phones and I'll give that to you. Or maybe upping the wages will weed out the idiots who can't work properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said: Overnight/morning shift has to be the stupidest people McDonalds hires. I think it's just the people that are bad employees but they're being too nice to fire them. I don't know. I had to wait 20 minutes at one McDonalds at 11pm. There were 5 cars in front of me, so almost 5 minutes per car. And these assholes want $15 an hour. Work faster and get off your phones and I'll give that to you. Or maybe upping the wages will weed out the idiots who can't work properly. This one here is staffed by nice people, and the most competent ones are actually the ones who deal with customers. What most often happens here to make experiences bad are upper-management and corporate decisions. Interestingly enough, there's a Burger King almost just next door, and the staffing situation there is a lot more stereotypical. Probably the worst, though, was Denny's. It got so bad up and down the chain with respect to quality, cleanliness, and competence that the franchise closed without warning literally overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 4 hours ago, BlitzCo said: I feel like one of the only people in the world who likes cloudy weather. I totally love cloudy weather if it's raining or has the dark look of impending rain, but bright overcast is barf barf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 See, this is the kind of thing I badly want but probably couldn't afford.@Caledonian, when I said I wanted a smock with my steampunk outfit, this is the kind of smock I meant... which probably costs $500! http://lagueuse.deviantart.com/art/steampunk-leather-apron-404705873 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CETME Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 10 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: It's nice ...until the wind kicks in and it starts to rain on you Damn East Texas bipolar weather Weather in general in Texas is bipolar, unless you go far out west to places like El Paso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 3 hours ago, BlitzCo said: Weather in general in Texas is bipolar, unless you go far out west to places like El Paso This week alone Commerce has been through all four seasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Why are you such an edgelord? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 4 hours ago, Crazy Lee said: See, this is the kind of thing I badly want but probably couldn't afford.@Caledonian, when I said I wanted a smock with my steampunk outfit, this is the kind of smock I meant... which probably costs $500! http://lagueuse.deviantart.com/art/steampunk-leather-apron-404705873 It's....it's beautiful! (I'm pretty sure the peeps on BG will be able to get you a sewing pattern....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) So I went to the disco tonight. And it sucked. The music was too loud other than downright horrible, the people were uninteresting and there was barely any space for movement. What I disliked is just how awkward it is to ''dance'', if we can even call it that, and trying to hook up with someone. Strong drinks don't do it for me either: I had to force myself to swallow this rum & cola that I got. Bleah. Thank you but I'll stick with beer, Heineken plis. But the worst part was, as mentioned, the music and just how loud it was. It was so relieving to get out of there even if I could barely hear anything. Or rather, my hearing had become very muffled and when I went to bed not only did my ears still hurt but I could still hear this ringing sound. Having already been to a disco once I shoulda known better. This is the final nail in the coffin anyway. Discos suck The most interesting part was when I had to enter the place. So there was this bouncer, right? I was frankly a bit intimidated: guy was tall, big, bald and with a beard. Me and this classmate I went with had a couple of blokes in front of us. Their group was decimated: two weren't allowed in because they didn't meet the dress code's requirements (for the boys shirts were mandatory) and the rest weren't allowed because they didn't look old enough. My mate went forth and got through easy as he had already been there a couple of times and was thus known by the staff. Then it was my turn: I step forward, he takes a look at me for what seemed more than just 3 seconds and said ''Ok''. Apparently I looked old enough so yay I guess. I was also lucky: didn't have any documents with me that could confirm my age. It took us a long walk to get there and it would have really sucked if I had gone all the way there to be denied right on the last part. So yeah, night sucked but I did do something different at the very least. I'll stick with my basement, thank you lol Also, I saw this: NOICE Edited April 2, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 wwhy shrek is piss. #italiano 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I'm out of coffee on my only day off for a while. Why did this have to happen today? I guess I wouldn't have to get dressed to grab some from Tim's, but dammit I don't want to go anywhere today. :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mayonnaise Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I think... I drank too much tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) Okay this is some weird shit. I just noticed an Opera icon on my desktop, along with a shortcut that says "BestOffer EveryDay". Don't know how either one got there. The last thing I had done was install VLC from download.com, as VLC's actual website wasn't allowing me to download anything. Both the Opera and the BestOffer are shortcuts to an "Opera" folder in Program Files... I doubt either one is actually Opera. I decided to install malwarebites as well as my current antivirus... and just found out Malwarebites is now a pay program.... fucking shit. Edit: malwarebites and another program says there's nothing. Might run a third one. Edited April 2, 2016 by Crazy Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 (edited) My sisters decided they'd rather stay home on their laptops instead of trying out that new restaurant. I just got a taste about what it's like to have kids who don't want to do something with you anymore. Like ouch that stings. It was nice being a cool brother while it lasted. >_>; Edited April 3, 2016 by Luca 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Head Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 (edited) I think one of my least favorite youtube reviewers is Razorfist... His videos mostly suck, with only a few moments of quality that make you think you like his stuff, only to trick yourself into watching the other 70% of his stuff that is pure garbage. Edited April 3, 2016 by Rabbit Head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 I'm eating so much fucking pizza right now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Luca said: My sisters decided they'd rather stay home on their laptops instead of trying out that new restaurant. I just got a taste about what it's like to have kids who don't want to do something with you anymore. Like ouch that stings. It was nice being a cool brother while it lasted. >_>; Most of me going out with my parents is three things a) Picking up mom from work b) getting food or working c) shopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Today I was trying to change my backup folders' permissions on my Linux computer to access them and at some point I corrupted all the folders at once. Sweet Lord did I feel bad! I thought I had lost years of memories. Thankfully it was reversible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 (edited) 10 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Most of me going out with my parents is three things a) Picking up mom from work b) getting food or working c) shopping I'm a middle child myself and I remember the time when I stopped hanging around my older sister and wanted nothing to do with her. I can see both sides of this really, from hindsight. I just hope I can be closer to them and around more than my older sister was for me, I haven't said a word to her since she had her wedding months ago. I legitimately like them and I want to somewhat be their friend... Edited April 3, 2016 by Luca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Luca said: I'm a middle child myself and I remember the time when I stopped hanging around my older sister and wanted nothing to do with her. I can see both sides of this really, from hindsight. I just hope I can be closer to them and around more than my older sister was for me, I haven't said a word to her since she had her wedding months ago. I legitimately like them and I want to somewhat be their friend... I guess it's a bit different for me haha I'm very close with my sister, and me and my older brother have an all right relationship when I want us to. I mean, I'm normally the child that stays home on their laptop anyway so.. maybe I don't have enough good insight for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Luca said: I'm a middle child myself and I remember the time when I stopped hanging around my older sister and wanted nothing to do with her. I'm the oldest of 8 kids by a 5yr gap and I wonder quite frankly why any of them want anything to do with me. I don't spend as much time with them as i should. I need to work on that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: I guess it's a bit different for me haha I'm very close with my sister, and me and my older brother have an all right relationship when I want us to. I mean, I'm normally the child that stays home on their laptop anyway so.. maybe I don't have enough good insight for you Well I'm usually the type to stay home myself. I don't mind them deciding that as well, but I do want to keep on some kind of friendly level with them until they grow up enough to realize that I'm trying... but even then I'm kinda growing closer to one of them than the other, them being twins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 16 minutes ago, Luca said: Well I'm usually the type to stay home myself. I don't mind them deciding that as well, but I do want to keep on some kind of friendly level with them until they grow up enough to realize that I'm trying... but even then I'm kinda growing closer to one of them than the other, them being twins... It'll take a while, but I'm sure they'll both warm up to you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: I'm the oldest of 8 kids by a 5yr gap and I wonder quite frankly why any of them want anything to do with me. I don't spend as much time with them as i should. I need to work on that... It's not always easy, I have a younger brother too, but I hardly relate to him so It's much harder. I don't hate him by any means but we're never really going to be close. I'm child 3/7 and I only really get along well with the twins. I guess it's not a given that everyone is tight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 (edited) 6 hours ago, Crazy Lee said: I decided to install malwarebites as well as my current antivirus... and just found out Malwarebites is now a pay program.... fucking shit. I bet you accidentally enabled the free trial of MBAM Pro. It was one of the last two checkboxes on the Finish page of the installation wizard, and it's a dark pattern. After you take care of your current malady, uninstall MBAM, get the mbam-clean tool from here to nuke it completely, then install MBAM again: https://support.malwarebytes.org/customer/portal/articles/1835311-how-do-i-uninstall-malwarebytes-anti-malware-?b_id=6438 Untick the "Enable free trial of Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware Pro" checkbox at the end, and you'll have the actual free version. Edited April 3, 2016 by ArielMT 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Just now, 6tails said: If the company can't be trusted to perform the basic task of uninstalling its software properly the first time, I don't think I'd ever trust them to protect my system. I haven't seen a Windows application's uninstaller clean up all its settings since 1993. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Well fuck... I just left for work 35 minutes early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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