Hux Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I'll tickle your nickel for a pickle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 43 minutes ago, Hux said: I'll tickle your nickel for a pickle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 hour ago, shadowsinhiding said: That's too many pickles. I only have one tentacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Some guy's going to jump out of a plane tomorrow from 25k feet without a parachute, live on Fox.... because people are stupid. He's aiming for a giant net on the ground (the net looks to be half a football field in size), but so many variables. Not gonna watch it but will check the aftermath when they scoop his body off the ground with a giant spatula. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Tomorrow is mah birtzhday and i invited 15 people into my flat. 10 hours ago, Crazy Lee said: Some guy's going to jump out of a plane tomorrow from 25k feet without a parachute, live on Fox.... because people are stupid. He's aiming for a giant net on the ground (the net looks to be half a football field in size), but so many variables. Not gonna watch it but will check the aftermath when they scoop his body off the ground with a giant spatula. When he collides with the net it will cut him into a brownie shaped pieces. Human brownie anyone. Itadakimasu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 4 hours ago, 6tails said: If one eats humans, does that make them humanitarian? SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 yiffymurr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 I didnt see that yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 13 minutes ago, 6tails said: Prepare your balls, ladies and gentlemen. Right on target. So disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Pleasantly surprised at the amount of Win3.1-era software and files that are still on the internet, and not just through archive.org... Currently reliving my childhood by blaring a midi of RHCP's "Under the Bridge" (which was always my favorite midi during that time period) through the emulated Soundblaster 16 that DOSbox is configured as. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 7 hours ago, 6tails said: So a few hours ago, I got shot at! I witnessed a fight going down between two Mexican gangbangers and some other guy. The poor fucker managed to flee and one of the fucks pulled out a revolver, fired two shots towards that guy, then turned towards me and emptied out the rest of his cylinder. I haul ass into the dispensary I was heading to, since they're staffed with armed guards, and they yank me in straight to the back and lock the fuck down. What a wonderful way to acquire a new patient, eh? I got some free stuff to help with the potential PTSD once the adrenaline shock fully wears off. Yo fam I once got a sawed off put in my face but the dude never squeezed. You're lucky you are so skinny you probably just turned sideways and the bullets went right past you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Lol ^ 8 hours ago, 6tails said: -snip- Jesus fucking Christ, 6, I'm glad you're ok. And I'm also glad the son of a bitch got what was coming to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 28 minutes ago, 6tails said: Get AIMP Download 8MBGMSFX.SF2 Sound Blster Live! soundfont. Load that into the midi player settings for sound font selection Enjoy your old school MIDI in a much better sounding MIDI format, on modern operating systems, emulation required. That's not as much fun as running Win3.1 on my tablet via DOSbox though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Condensed an hour's exercise into a third of the time... Surprised I managed to do it and for once I feel quite content with the state my meat prison is in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 I somehow managed to break my desktop last night and had to get help from an IRC I'm in to help get it fixed. Never let me try to do things with CompizConfig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 You'd think with my long absence I'd bring some good news back, but alas no such luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Lucius said: You'd think with my long absence I'd bring some good news back, but alas no such luck. Hi there friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 My database password expired over the weekend. Time to spin around in my chair until the guy who can change it gets in! 7 hours ago, Lucius said: You'd think with my long absence I'd bring some good news back, but alas no such luck.| Welcome back! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 @TheGreatFanatic Explain this shit to me this fucking instant. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Fuck I finally got access to a student group chat for the university I'm headed to and now I'm actually a tad nervous to say hi. Which is weird because that's not how I usually am See, my typing style is strange and all the guys are acting laddish and bantery Show of hands: Who else has felt nervous about saying hi to people online? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 *shows hands* 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Usually the initial time when I enter a chat, but generally its pretty easy to fall into an easy conversation with at least one or two people. Just gotta be confident. You're just another person, not an eight legged spider being. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Usually the initial time when I enter a chat, but generally its pretty easy to fall into an easy conversation with at least one or two people. Just gotta be confident. You're just another person, not an eight legged spider being. Yeah! I'm being.. that I think I've said a few things, all of which were entirely ignored Reason being this chat is quite old and I only just joined it, so everyone knows each other already I can say "Oh hey" but they're all just talking amongst each other about private things I don't understand I feel like, if you say something in a group chat and it's blanked, you have a refresh rate until it's acceptable to pitch in again Anyone else get that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, DrDingo said: Yeah! I'm being.. that I think I've said a few things, all of which were entirely ignored Reason being this chat is quite old and I only just joined it, so everyone knows each other already I can say "Oh hey" but they're all just talking amongst each other about private things I don't understand I feel like, if you say something in a group chat and it's blanked, you have a refresh rate until it's acceptable to pitch in again Anyone else get that? Honestly I think you're imagining things, you're not going to be shunned. Say hi, jump into the conversation when its on something you at least sorta know. Like, if they're discussing videogames or something, pitch in. You're just people talking over the internet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Jtrekkie said: *shows hands* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 @Feelwell the Rabbit Yeah, I'm good at this People are swarming at me because I'm now the least boring thing in the chat Which makes me amazing Cheers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 12 hours ago, Lucius said: You'd think with my long absence I'd bring some good news back, but alas no such luck. *waves* It's been a while. 1 hour ago, DrDingo said: Fuck I finally got access to a student group chat for the university I'm headed to and now I'm actually a tad nervous to say hi. Which is weird because that's not how I usually am See, my typing style is strange and all the guys are acting laddish and bantery Show of hands: Who else has felt nervous about saying hi to people online? Yes. It can be very nerve-wracking. It's a learned skill tho, so you'll get better at it. But yeah, best advice is just jump in and roll with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I feel awkward interacting with my RL friends online, especially gaming with them. It's inevitable that a furry friend will want to join and, well... you don't cross the streams. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzraelRhincon Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 3 hours ago, DrDingo said: Show of hands: Who else has felt nervous about saying hi to people online? I'm super open around Online people a lot, but tend to be super awkward towards RL Friends, which is really strange in all honesty! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eggdodger said: I feel awkward interacting with my RL friends online, especially gaming with them. It's inevitable that a furry friend will want to join and, well... you don't cross the streams. Hey, I had you in group calls with my friends when we were all playing TF2 and stuff That went fine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 28 minutes ago, DrDingo said: Hey, I had you in group calls with my friends when we were all playing TF2 and stuff That went fine Correction: I don't cross the streams. Not because furries are too weird for my friends... It's the other way around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 8 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Usually the initial time when I enter a chat, but generally its pretty easy to fall into an easy conversation with at least one or two people. Just gotta be confident. You're just another person, not an eight legged spider being. Excuse me I am a giant 8 legged spider being. And soon, I shall rule over all you puny humans!!! Whoops, I should have not said that out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 A nice breezy morning, good coffee, no one else in the house. I don't think I've felt this good for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 We now have a list of 31 database tables that will instantly lock our accounts if we try to access them, despite the DB already being setup to block us from returning results. There is no excuse for this. Yesterday, I spent 20 minutes creating activity requests and getting approvals, just to run a quick TEST QUERY in the TEST DATABASE! Just because some moron wants to strictly follow the new process in this testing envirinment (despite this never being necessary before.) Followed by a meeting to discuss why we're behind on our work items and the beurocrat informing me that the client is grumpy about that task not being the way they want it after 4 weeks. I swear, I am already looking for a new job, but if they keep this up I'm going to quit without lining up a new one first! >:( 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: We now have a list of 31 database tables that will instantly lock our accounts if we try to access them, despite the DB already being setup to block us from returning results. There is no excuse for this. Yesterday, I spent 20 minutes creating activity requests and getting approvals, just to run a quick TEST QUERY in the TEST DATABASE! Just because some moron wants to strictly follow the new process in this testing envirinment (despite this never being necessary before.) Followed by a meeting to discuss why we're behind on our work items and the beurocrat informing me that the client is grumpy about that task not being the way they want it after 4 weeks. I swear, I am already looking for a new job, but if they keep this up I'm going to quit without lining up a new one first! >:( Is this a case of the classic "aloof upper management" who considers computers a form of sorcery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eggdodger said: Is this a case of the classic "aloof upper management" who considers computers a form of sorcery? No, its the beurocratic micromanage-y kind that are afraid of people doing ANYTHING without submitting a form in triplicate and want to manage based on a dashboard and some numbers, rather than by people and situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: No, its the beurocratic micromanage-y kind that are afraid of people doing ANYTHING without submitting a form in triplicate and want to manage based on a dashboard and some numbers, rather than by people and situations. I bet they were popular in high school. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Woke up feeling like shit and having no willpower for anything, for no reason at all. Great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 37 minutes ago, Taikugemu said: Woke up feeling like shit and having no willpower for anything, for no reason at all. Great. Well that is how I went to bed. I hope your day gets better! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 23 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: @TheGreatFanatic Explain this shit to me this fucking instant. They were jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Another delightful meeting. It largely revolved around how to make the task management tool reflect the reality of trying to force through changes out of cycle. Very productive :V But, there was at least some discussion of task implementation details. I was able to provide a simpler, more effective solution that better fits our system, on a colleague's task on the fly. Yeeeaaaah! B) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Halp I just spent half my day watching clips from the various Star Trek properties on youtube I think I have an addiction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Oh damn... it's already August. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 7 hours ago, TheGreatFanatic said: They were jealous. I saw the title, pressed the X and just said "no". No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Mayonnaise said: Oh damn... it's already August. October can't come fast enough. I'm so sick of the fucking heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) So, as is the yearly custom, I will spend august at my pa's hometown. Usually I hated having to go there, but this time I don't mind. After all, I'm in the countryside, the area is tranquil and devoid of people that aren't us, my paternal relatives make orgasmic food, I get to play with my good ol' PS2 games. I'll also bring my crappy yet still functional laptop, even though internet connection there tends to be flimsy. We're gonna fix that though: a quality router as well as a range extender are coming with us. My dad will with all certainty force me to go out to town. It's during the evening that he travels that speck of road (one, two miles tops) separating us from the place. The town is one of those typically isolated traditionalist ones, the townsfolks aren't my kind of people. They're just different and I don't feel like I fit in. My pa insists I go out. I don't want to. I'd tell him why but I know him well enough to foresee he'll think I'm only pulling out excuses. I know he means well, that he wants me to go out at least there since I never do at home, but those times I did sucked. I will go on family outings but that's gonna be it [Edit: Please keep TMI things to the Red Lantern. ~Mod Vae] Edited August 3, 2016 by Guest mod edit for inappropriate content Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, Amiir said: So, as is the yearly custom, I will spend august at my pa's hometown. Usually I hated having to go there, but this time I don't mind. After all, I'm in the countryside, the area is tranquil and devoid of people that aren't us, my paternal relatives make orgasmic food, I get to play with my good ol' PS2 games. I'll also bring my crappy yet still functional laptop, even though internet connection there tends to be flimsy. We're gonna fix that though: a quality router as well as a range extender are coming with us. My dad will with all certainty force me to go out to town. It's during the evening that he travels that speck of road (one, two miles tops) separating us from the place. The town is one of those typically isolated traditionalist ones, the townsfolks aren't my kind of people. They're just different and I don't feel like I fit in. My pa insists I go out. I don't want to. I'd tell him why but I know him well enough to foresee he'll think I'm only pulling out excuses. I know he means well, that he wants me to go out at least there since I never do at home, but those times I did sucked. I will go on family outings but that's gonna be it On another time, I fapped so much 2-3 days ago that I came like 6 times, all in the same session. That's a new record! My fap record is 9 times in one day. I called it the Great Fappening of June 2014. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 15 minutes ago, Amiir said: On another note, I fapped so much 2-3 days ago that I came like 6 times, all in the same session. That's a new record! Be careful http://todayilearned.co.uk/2011/09/05/you-can-die-if-you-masturbate-42-times-in-a-row/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Well then. 46 minutes ago, Amiir said: On another note, I fapped so much 2-3 days ago that I came like 6 times, all in the same session. That's a new record! 37 minutes ago, Hux said: My fap record is 9 times in one day. I called it the Great Fappening of June 2014. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 13 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said: Well then. You're just jealous of our incredible male virility and potence. Go big or go home, boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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