Yarra Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Adventure Time is tripped out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 hour ago, VulpineTaco said: Well, the "militia" was asking for food and blankets, and people sent them dildos, and Max Temkin (one of the creators of Cards Against Humanity) sent them a 55-gallon barrel of lube, which cost $1,175.82. That officially makes him my favorite person. I bet that made them pooper peeved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Mr. Fox said: Aqua Teen Hunger Force is fucking awesome! It makes absolutely no sense and I wouldn't have it any other way. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BIRTHDAYS THERE ARE A YEAR? LITERALLY. HUNDREDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Seeing how horrible and disgusting people my age seem to be nowadays really just makes me wanna disappear and never come back, ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Seeing how horrible and disgusting people my age seem to be nowadays really just makes me wanna disappear and never come back, ever. Just do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 7 minutes ago, Brass said: Just do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, Brass said: Just do it. You forgot the Nike trademark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I shouldn't say anything ever again, people love to twist what I say and make it about themselves, I fucking hate it and I fucking hate myself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, 6tails said: Well, until Shia ruined it. They've been looking for new slogan/trademarks to use, now. Here they go then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VulpineTaco Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I shouldn't say anything ever again, people love to twist what I say and make it about themselves, I fucking hate it and I fucking hate myself Welcome to the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I'm freaking out over nothing so I'm just gonna step back and go draw so I can calm down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VulpineTaco Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I'm freaking out over nothing so I'm just gonna step back and go draw so I can calm down Remember, most people you meet face-to-face aren't scum, but give them the anonymity of the internet and they suddenly become meme-spouting, bigoted, possibly mentally handicapped lunatics. I blame 4Chan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 5 hours ago, VulpineTaco said: Well, the "militia" was asking for food and blankets, and people sent them dildos, and Max Temkin (one of the creators of Cards Against Humanity) sent them a 55-gallon barrel of lube, which cost $1,175.82. That officially makes him my favorite person. Well on the plus side, now the militia is equipped with items capable of delaying personnel movement from possible assaulting military forces with a series of punji pits that are full of upright dildoes and are lined with a layer of lubricant to prevent escape. It's your move Mr Lawman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I'm freaking out over nothing so I'm just gonna step back and go draw so I can calm down Oh please, do go on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Seeing how horrible and disgusting people my age seem to be nowadays really just makes me wanna disappear and never come back, ever. they were horrible when i was a gross teen. they were horrible in Mesopotamia too. dont let anyone tell you there was some golden age when teens weren't the worst. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 18 minutes ago, Pignog said: they were horrible when i was a gross teen. they were horrible in Mesopotamia too. dont let anyone tell you there was some golden age when teens weren't the worst. Remember da 90's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Ok, clearly making a Tumblr was a terrible idea. I'm gonna get off of there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Just now, PastryOfApathy said: Remember da 90's? Remember da 80's? Ugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Mr. Fox said: Remember da 80's? Ugh. I am offensive and I find this 80s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 i remember the 1890's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Just now, VulpineTaco said: Remember, most people you meet face-to-face aren't scum, but give them the anonymity of the internet and they suddenly become meme-spouting, bigoted, possibly mentally handicapped lunatics. I blame 4Chan. Puh-lease. 4chan is just a catalyst that inflames conditions that are already there. If you wanna blame anything, blame unconscious parenting. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 7 hours ago, VulpineTaco said: Remember, most people you meet face-to-face aren't scum, but give them the anonymity of the internet and they suddenly become meme-spouting, bigoted, possibly mentally handicapped lunatics. I blame 4Chan. Some of the nicest people I've met have been through 4chins. /b/ of all places It's pretty paradoxical I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sparta Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I don't go to 4chan. I go to places much, much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toboe Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) 14 hours ago, VulpineTaco said: Well, the "militia" was asking for food and blankets, and people sent them dildos, and Max Temkin (one of the creators of Cards Against Humanity) sent them a 55-gallon barrel of lube, which cost $1,175.82. That officially makes him my favorite person. boxes labeled "vegan" and "gluten free" containing tofu. Something from here Edited January 16, 2016 by Toboe edit: forum software + links... meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 This man is my hero. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 3 hours ago, 6tails said: I think it's about time to shave off the hair. I keep waking up at night sweating my ass off. NOOOOOOO YOU MUSTN'T!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 10 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Ok, clearly making a Tumblr was a terrible idea. I'm gonna get off of there. Yes. Speaking of tumblr I love how anti-feminist MRAs say that all tumblr feminists are fat ugly bitches. They don't smear their arguments, they smear their weight. Which is funny as I've seen plenty of skinny radical feminists. What makes it even more hilarious is that most MRAs are fat as fuck too. So, fat virgin male fucks complaining about fat female tumblr feminazis, let's keep this going I'm laughing my ass off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) 6 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: This man is my hero. Best part is, they still have no clue who did it. I hope he's still alive somewhere, living the good life and reminiscing about Max Headroom while drinking Coke all day. Edited January 17, 2016 by Barnectomy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Thanks for the tail @Revates! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Barnectomy said: Best part is, they still have no clue who did it. I hope he's still alive somewhere, living the good life and reminiscing about Max Headroom while drinking Coke all day. Some say he's still getting spanked to this day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) i'm starting to wonder how worth it it is to try to fight myself about falling asleep at night. Edited January 17, 2016 by evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Status: cringing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 6 minutes ago, Newt said: Status: cringing That is live ... I'm going to leave the internet for tonight before I go blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) Furry "raves" remain one of the most inexplicably retarded things ever. "Hmmm... we have a con filled with a bunch of fat, out-of-shape dudes in giant, sweaty ass mascot costumes. What would be a good event to have that these people would enjoy after a long day of doing whatever the hell it is they do at these things? I know! Let's have a rave, an event characterized by long periods of dancing, spazzing like an idiot and other kinds of intense physical activity!" How has someone not like died at one of these things? Edited January 19, 2016 by PastryOfApathy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 35 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: Furry "raves" remain one of the most inexplicably retarded things ever. "Hmmm... we have a con filled with a bunch of fat, out-of-shape dudes in giant, sweaty ass mascot costumes. What would be a good event to have that these people would enjoy after a long day of doing whatever the hell it is they do at these things? I know! Let's have a rave, an even characterized by long periods of dancing, spazzing like an idiot and other kinds of intense physical activity!" How has someone not like died at one of these things? You forgot the part about yiffing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I just got home from work like fifteen minutes ago. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Newt said: Status: cringing Hmmm. Not really my thing. Can I close my eyes now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Does anybody know where I go to give away a character I just made? Also, I wish I had the time to read every post in big threads like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sparta Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I have no idea why i post here. I mean, i just shitpost until i scare people with my next socially retarded outburst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 8 hours ago, evan said: i'm starting to wonder how worth it it is to try to fight myself about falling asleep at night. always sleep 51 minutes ago, Mr. Sparta said: I have no idea why i post here. I mean, i just shitpost until i scare people with my next socially retarded outburst. always post; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 8 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: "Hmmm... we have a con filled with a bunch of fat, out-of-shape dudes in giant, sweaty ass mascot costumes. What would be a good event to have that these people would enjoy after a long day of doing whatever the hell it is they do at these things? I know! Let's have a rave, an even characterized by long periods of dancing, spazzing like an idiot and other kinds of intense physical activity!" You may be surprised to learn there's also a metric boatload of rail-thin twinks who dance at these events. I guess it all evens out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 9 hours ago, Newt said: Status: cringing Damn it's offline. Any idea when it'll be back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, Barnectomy said: Damn it's offline. Any idea when it'll be back? Hopefully never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Hopefully never I want to cringe though :c Edited January 17, 2016 by Barnectomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Ginpanther said: You may be surprised to learn there's also a metric boatload of rail-thin twinks who dance at these events. I guess it all evens out. Well then they'll just be snapped in half once one of the fat guys inevitably falls over after twitching like an idiot for 30 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Steam desperately needs a way to filter out awful derivative indie games from the store. These days I feel like I'm digging through a landfill every time I browse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Watching the Seattle Seahawks get blown out. mmmm so good 1 hour ago, Barnectomy said: I want to cringe though :c It was on at around 2AM EST. If you're dedicated to the cringe, I'd check around then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 6 hours ago, Mr. Sparta said: I have no idea why i post here. I mean, i just shitpost until i scare people with my next socially retarded outburst. Because of me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I have the next few days off. I'm gonna drink till I feel great again, and if I don't wake up tomorrow that's okay too I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Wondering which one of my friends I can pester with vent-y thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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