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A Politician's Promises

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Let's have some fun!

No campaign trail would be complete without some political promises! A heady brew of truth, half-truths, and lies. Neither would it be a campaign without buttons, signs, and bumper stickers! Well, I can't do any of that, but maybe we can have some fun with sigs!

 

Here's the name of the game: You give me some text and I'll turn it into a political promise, complete with my ugly mug endorsing (or horrified by) it!

 

We've got all kinds of options! Mix and match colors; I may even do custom colors on demand!

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Like so!

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Can I get one that says "Because Hitler did nothing wrong.'

I wanna snatch up the slogan before anyone does.

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8 minutes ago, Hux said:

Can I get one that says "Because Hitler did nothing wrong.'

I wanna snatch up the slogan before anyone does.

Pfft!

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"I reeeeally need to fire my campaign manager..."

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44 minutes ago, Fossa-Boy said:

I'm voting for Gravitas for free drugs and liquor.

(and also because he's a very nice, positive person to see around)

Aw, that's nice of you to say! Thanks!

Tried to mix it up a bit with this one!

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9 hours ago, LadyRadarEars said:

Because fennecs are superior to sylveons :3c

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9 hours ago, Newt said:

How about:

I'm Voting for Gravitas!

just kidding, Vote Newt instead

Hmm, I'm going to need a special face for that one...

8 hours ago, Kosha said:

DrGravitas: "The Doctor is in!"

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17 hours ago, Newt said:

How about:

I'm Voting for Gravitas!

just kidding, Vote Newt instead

There we go! Took a tad longer to do than I thought and needed to be a bit bigger than most, but I think it was worth it! Don't you?

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4 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said:

I'm voting for Gravitas, because he's the anti-christ.

 

I must apologize, I outsourced my lettering to a redneck truck driver and this little cost-saving decision turned out to be a bad idea.

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...

lol :P

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13 hours ago, U-235 said:

I'm voting for Gravitas!

Because I was promised nuclear material

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4 hours ago, Caledonian said:

I'm voting gravitas

FOR FREEDOM

 

Gravitas gu grath!

Gravitas go bragh!

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I couldn't decide which face to use for the second one XP

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26 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said:

Gravitas 2016

Build a wall and make FAF pay for it

Slight adjustment to the year ;)

And like any true politician, I found myself waffling on the choice of face:

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1 hour ago, Kosha said:

Dr. Gravitas: "We must control the Memes of Production!"

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Or if you're in the mood for more of a 'smiling revolution' we have jolly version!

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This one gave me a few alternate ideas, too!

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Should have got one earlier with the slogan "Because Furexit Means Furexit"

The joke's a bit old now though...

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3 hours ago, Faust said:

Should have got one earlier with the slogan "Because Furexit Means Furexit"

The joke's a bit old now though...

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I'm not satisfied with the face on this one. I might produce a new one when I get back from work.

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3 hours ago, Chrysocyon said:

The turnaround time on these is astounding.

I'm voting for Gravitas because he's astoundingly quick to turn around?

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20 minutes ago, Cingal said:

I'm voting for Gravitas because he's astoundingly quick to turn around?

It is the most delicious irony that this one is posted smack-dab in the middle of my work day and thus will have the slowest turn-around time. XD

I have the perfect pose for it, tho...

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22 minutes ago, DrGravitas said:

It is the most delicious irony that this one is posted smack-dab in the middle of my work day and thus will have the slowest turn-around time. xD

I have the perfect pose for it, tho...

Will be disappointed if he's not facing away from the viewer, looking cheekily over his shoulder

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5 hours ago, Socketosis said:

Help out Dr Grav, for your vote he must have

Vote Señor Gravitas for free Tortillas

Taco Bowls are where it's at nowadays

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50 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said:

Taco Bowls are where it's at nowadays

I don't know if it's just a local thing, but since I moved I have been introduced to something called "walking tacos," which is taco stuffing put into a bag of tortilla chips so it can be eaten on the go. I've never heard of it before, but they seem to be very popular where I'm at.

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18 hours ago, Faust said:

Should have got one earlier with the slogan "Because Furexit Means Furexit"

The joke's a bit old now though...

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This face is a little better than the last one, I think

11 hours ago, Cingal said:

I'm voting for Gravitas because he's astoundingly quick to turn around?

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Had some issues with this one and the face didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped. I cleaned it up a bit in post, but it could be better.

9 hours ago, Socketosis said:

Help out Dr Grav, for your vote he must have

Vote Señor Gravitas for free Tortillas

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Fixing image placement
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