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I'll go first, but...it's boring and in dutch too,

 

 

De meeste van deze adressen zijn eengezins koopwoningen met een bouwjaar voor 2000, slechts 11 % van de huizen is van later datum.
Demografisch is Bunnik vrij gemiddeld, met een bevolkingsopbouw die grofweg overeenkomt met die van het hele land. -tabel-
huishoudens hebben een gemiddelde grootte van 2,3 gezinsleden. 37% van de huishoudens hebben kinderen en 33% van de huishoudens hebben geen kinderen. De resterende 31% betreft 1-persoonshuishoudens.
45% van de bevolking is getrouwd en 34 % is ongehuwd. De overige 10 % is gescheiden of weduwe.

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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ITT: Lies that we pretend are pastes but are actually just things we want people to think are pastes

I was just sharing my phone's autocomplete text to a friend of mine. I just clicked on the suggestions my phone predicted were likely for me to say to complete a full sentence. I will share it with you as well!

"I am so hungry the only way is to annoy you can just snuggle me into the covers on top of you nooo much better than the Green Giant corn bubbles in my icy tomb of your blushing ears and I have suddenly developed a conscience for you and slurps lazy against your ears and skinny jeans and a good boy and sit on your lap of luxury and comfort in the northwest corner of your dick before kissing you can just come over for the backrub."

I believe this text says a lot about me as a furson.

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I dare you to hit paste in a comment.

I'll go first, but...it's boring and in dutch too,

 

 

De meeste van deze adressen zijn eengezins koopwoningen met een bouwjaar voor 2000, slechts 11 % van de huizen is van later datum.
Demografisch is Bunnik vrij gemiddeld, met een bevolkingsopbouw die grofweg overeenkomt met die van het hele land. -tabel-
huishoudens hebben een gemiddelde grootte van 2,3 gezinsleden. 37% van de huishoudens hebben kinderen en 33% van de huishoudens hebben geen kinderen. De resterende 31% betreft 1-persoonshuishoudens.
45% van de bevolking is getrouwd en 34 % is ongehuwd. De overige 10 % is gescheiden of weduwe.

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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ITT: Lies that we pretend are pastes but are actually just things we want people to think are pastes

I was just sharing my phone's autocomplete text to a friend of mine. I just clicked on the suggestions my phone predicted were likely for me to say to complete a full sentence. I will share it with you as well!

"I am so hungry the only way is to annoy you can just snuggle me into the covers on top of you nooo much better than the Green Giant corn bubbles in my icy tomb of your blushing ears and I have suddenly developed a conscience for you and slurps lazy against your ears and skinny jeans and a good boy and sit on your lap of luxury and comfort in the northwest corner of your dick before kissing you can just come over for the backrub."

I believe this text says a lot about me as a furson.

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Didn't expect it to grab the whole page, but fuck it, that's what's in my clipboard now mofo.

 

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[11:51:12 PM] Fen: I try to find cute alligators and I can't find much :c
[11:51:34 PM] Jere: Yeah. They're fierce!
[11:51:42 PM] Fen: Sparta is anything but :P
[11:51:51 PM] Jere: I know :)
[11:51:54 PM] Fen: He's fierce and then you poke his tum
[11:52:37 PM] Fen: And he becomes super cute <3

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Oh, I can post this one! Might be useful if you need to recolour an image w/ transparency map using Swift (n.b. it's an extension of UIImage) :

    func recolour(colour: UIColor) -> UIImage {

        let imageSize = CGSize(width: size.width * scale, height: size.height * scale)

        UIGraphicsBeginImageContext(imageSize)

        let ctx = UIGraphicsGetCurrentContext()

        let rect = CGRect(origin: CGPoint.zero, size: imageSize)

        

        CGContextSetFillColorWithColor(ctx, colour.CGColor)

        CGContextScaleCTM(ctx, 1, -1)

        CGContextTranslateCTM(ctx, 0, -rect.height)

        CGContextClipToMask(ctx, rect, CGImage)

        CGContextFillRect(ctx, rect)

        

        let image = UIGraphicsGetImageFromCurrentImageContext()

        UIGraphicsEndImageContext()

        return UIImage(CGImage: image.CGImage!, scale: scale, orientation: imageOrientation)

    }

 

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I've been raising hell in this fandom for YEARS, and I’ve been involved in numerous libel lawsuits in civil court, and I have won over 300 cases. You are NOTHING to me but just another lawsuit. I will wipe you the fuck out with prosecution the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lawyers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, MAGGOT. The storm that destroys the PATHETIC little thing you call your life. You’re fucking DEAD, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can take you to court in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with ONE screencap. Not only am I extensively trained in twisting your words, but I have access to an entire arsenal of Twitter screencaps and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your MISERABLE ASS off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, YOU DIDN'T, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.

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void Widget::paintEvent(QPaintEvent *e)
{
    const int numPoints = 20;
    static const QPointF walrus[numPoints] = {
        QPointF(9, 67),QPointF(7, 24),
        QPointF(7, 18),QPointF(41, 5),
        QPointF(101, 66),QPointF(212, 105),
        QPointF(224, 126),QPointF(211, 141),
        QPointF(180, 146),QPointF(182, 139),
        QPointF(73, 142),QPointF(78, 149),
        QPointF(60, 154),QPointF(46, 154),
        QPointF(50, 137),QPointF(34, 125),
        QPointF(48, 117),QPointF(20, 79),
        QPointF(25, 44),QPointF(12, 27)
    };
    QPainter painter(this);
    painter.setPen(QPen(QBrush(Qt::black), 1));
    painter.setBrush(QBrush(Qt::gray));
    painter.drawConvexPolygon(walrus, numPoints);
    return;
}

Don't ask why I have walrus-drawing code in my clipboard.

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[3/17/2016 9:14:39 PM] Mr. Sparta: OmO
[3/17/2016 9:15:11 PM] Fen: o3o
[3/17/2016 9:15:47 PM] Mr. Sparta: Id totally win btw
[3/17/2016 9:17:10 PM] Fen: Well you're a gaytr
[3/17/2016 9:17:18 PM] Fen: You have powers over little otters like me
[3/17/2016 9:17:50 PM] Mr. Sparta: But you know my soft spots!
[3/17/2016 9:18:00 PM] *** Fen pokes your tummy and giggle ***
[3/17/2016 9:18:25 PM] Mr. Sparta: X3

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OKOKOKOK. I'll give you Simpsons. That's pretty underground as far as anime goes. So yeah, it's a REAL anime. But Cory in the House? Shut the fuck up, you god damn normie. Any true otaku (anime fanatic, for you baka gaijins out there not fluent in the superior tongue of Nippon) will tell you that Cory in the House is nothing but bullshit moeblob fluff. Coy-chan is as underdeveloped as a character can be, and don't even get me started on Newt-Kun. Typical 1-dimensional 'cute anime boy' archetype. Useless fucking piece of shit mainstream anime made to pander to normies on facebook rather than REAL otakus like me. Whenever I go clothes shopping at Hot Topic and I see a Cory in the House shirt next to the Kill La Kill, or Tokyo Ghoul shirts, I fucking puke in my mouth. Who even told you about Simpsons? I bet you've never even seen that you fucking poser. You probably just read about it on /r/anime and name drop it to try to look like you know wtf you're talking about. I bet you buy your clothes at Old Navy, or GAP. Or even worse, ABERCROMBIE. Yeah, you can fake being into anime to impress all your shit stain American Eagle football jock friends. "wow /u/Riccars is so cool!!! he knows all about le korea shows!!!" but I, and any other TRUE OTAKU can see right through you. You're not sugoi. You're a fucking ポーズ

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// Small 1.2.2 - 1.26_031.26 - Scale Only
// Pjoint9 ;
setAttr("Pjoint9.scale", 1, 1, 1) ;
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setAttr("Pjoint8.scale", 1, 1.2, 1.2) ;
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// Pjoint2 ;
setAttr("Pjoint2.scale", 1, 1.2, 1.2) ;
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On 3/18/2016 at 5:29 PM, FenrirDarkWolf said:

[3/17/2016 9:14:39 PM] Mr. Sparta: OmO
[3/17/2016 9:15:11 PM] Fen: o3o
[3/17/2016 9:15:47 PM] Mr. Sparta: Id totally win btw
[3/17/2016 9:17:10 PM] Fen: Well you're a gaytr
[3/17/2016 9:17:18 PM] Fen: You have powers over little otters like me
[3/17/2016 9:17:50 PM] Mr. Sparta: But you know my soft spots!
[3/17/2016 9:18:00 PM] *** Fen pokes your tummy and giggle ***
[3/17/2016 9:18:25 PM] Mr. Sparta: X3

This is highly erotic.

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