I Finally Met A Pseudo-Famous Internet Person...

[PastryOfApathy]

..and it was FUCKING MOVIEBOB! WHY!?!

Alright here's what happened, I was working at my job at the local movie theater selling tickets to Mexicans and old people when bundles of fun came in to buy a ticket for Captain America: Civil War since of course he was. Alone naturally, he asked for a seat and everything and we were basically sold out until like past midnight with the only show open being in 3D.

This caused him to have a minor chimpout as he interrupted me saying like "is 3D dogshit like it is everywhere else" with like this really smug smirk like that was a super sick quip or some stupid garbage. Eventually he walked away with a 3D ticket anyways and payed with his Nintendo wallet and wobbled away with his school-shooter trenchcoat and muffintop as I futily try to register what just happened before the next Mexican family of 20 shows up.

Why can't I run into someone cool like Jontron or something? Why people who make shit like...this.

[AshleyAshes]

5 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

"is 3D dogshit like it is everywhere else"

No comment. ^_^;;

[Fantasma]

8 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

..and it was FUCKING MOVIEBOB! WHY!?!

Alright here's what happened, I was working at my job at the local movie theater selling tickets to Mexicans and old people when bundles of fun came in to buy a ticket for Captain America: Civil War since of course he was. Alone naturally, he asked for a seat and everything and we were basically sold out until like past midnight with the only show open being in 3D.

This caused him to have a minor chimpout as he interrupted me saying like "is 3D dogshit like it is everywhere else" with like this really smug smirk like that was a super sick quip or some stupid garbage. Eventually he walked away with a 3D ticket anyways and payed with his Nintendo wallet and wobbled away with his school-shooter trenchcoat and muffintop as I futily try to register what just happened before the next Mexican family of 20 shows up.

Why can't I run into someone cool like Jontron or something? Why people who make shit like...this.

Can I meet JonTron or Markiplier? I would just burst into a cloud of fuzzy bubbles

[Alexxx-Returns]

Just now, Johanna Waya said:

Can I meet JonTron or Markiplier? I would just burst into a cloud of fuzzy bubbles

If I met JonTron I'd burst into a pile of mushy female sex hormones

[Lucyfish]

The only internet people I've met are members of the Fighting Game Community.

[Conker]

I like moviebob's reviews for the most part. He's gotten too "ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD" in the movies he hates now though, and he isn't funny so he can't make it work.

[SirRob]

Don't worry, when I become famous for my loud rants about fictional characters who should be homosexual, I will come to visit you

[Vae]

Who the fuck is Moviebob.

Also, I'm not surprised someone like that threw a mini-tantrum over something out of your control.

[Kinharia]

I met an internet person once and didn't know who they were and that made them sad.

[PastryOfApathy]

2 hours ago, Lucyfish said:

The only internet people I've met are members of the Fighting Game Community.

That said I would totally tell FChamp where the bathroom is...y'know platonically.

[AshleyAshes]

1 minute ago, PastryOfApathy said:

That said I would totally tell FChamp where the bathroom is...y'know platonically.

So what you're saying is; You are so low on the staff totem pole, that you don't have access to make projection room whoopee and you have to resort to the washroom like a CUSTOMER???  What next, you can't hook a furry up with free popcorn!?

[PastryOfApathy]

11 minutes ago, AshleyAshes said:

So what you're saying is; You are so low on the staff totem pole, that you don't have access to make projection room whoopee and you have to resort to the washroom like a CUSTOMER???  What next, you can't hook a furry up with free popcorn!?

I work in box office. I stay in box office unless told explicitly otherwise. Except in rare occasions where there's some kind of staff shortage, I almost never step into the actual theaters.

Also we only get a smaller than small popcorn for lunch (free tiny drinks though with free refills :p), and we can't use our employee discount on concessions as it only works for shitty food while we're on the clock (which you can rarely use since shit takes literally 20 minutes before you wait for the manager to approve it manually).

At least I get free tickets to never use since I don't really watch movies much.

[AshleyAshes]

2 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

I work in box office. I stay in box office unless told explicitly otherwise. Except in rare occasions where there's some kind of staff shortage, I almost never step into the actual theaters.

Also we only get a smaller than small popcorn for lunch (free tiny drinks though with free refills :p), and we can't use our employee discount on concessions as it only works for shitty food while we're on the clock (which you can rarely use since shit takes literally 20 minutes before you wait for the manager to approve it manually).

At least I get free tickets to never use since I don't really watch movies much.

So basically, you get free movies but you might as well sneak in your own bag of Strawberry Twizzlers from Wal-Mart?  Your job's perks totally suck!

[Newt]

4 hours ago, Alexxx-Returns said:

If I met JonTron I'd burst into a pile of mushy female sex hormones

me too

[Kosha]

I honestly like Moviebob's Big Picture show, especially when it isn't about soapboxing. I'd probably like Moviebob if it wasn't for the fact he always makes an ass of himself.

[#00Buck]

I met some internet people once. 

Eww...

Never again. 

[Toshabi]

Wanna run into onto Toshabi?????

[#00Buck]

2 minutes ago, Toshabi said:

Wanna run into over Toshabi?????

Yes please. 

[Toshabi]

9 minutes ago, #00Buck said:

Yes please. 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BUCK IS BEING MEAN AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

[#00Buck]

2 minutes ago, Toshabi said:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BUCK IS BEING MEAN AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

I thought I was mean all the time.

Was there a time where I was actually kind to someone?

Please let me know.

I thought I was worse than hitler. 

Now I feel sad again. 

*cries*

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Toshabi said:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BUCK IS BEING MEAN AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

quit screaming at me you little cretin

[Clove Darkwave]

23 minutes ago, Toshabi said:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BUCK IS BEING MEAN AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

[Imperial Impact]

7 hours ago, SirRob said:

Don't worry, when I become famous for my loud rants about fictional characters who should be homosexual

Please do this.

[Wax]

21 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said:

This caused him to have a minor chimpout as he interrupted me saying like "is 3D dogshit like it is everywhere else" with like this really smug smirk like that was a super sick quip or some stupid garbage. Eventually he walked away with a 3D ticket anyways and payed with his Nintendo wallet and wobbled away with his school-shooter trenchcoat and muffintop as I futily try to register what just happened before the next Mexican family of 20 shows up.

'school shooter trenchcoat'

my sides

[Endless/Nameless]

21 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said:

school-shooter trenchcoat

I used to wear one a' dose.

[Kosha]

30 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said:

I used to wear one a' dose.

I did too then I lost it.

[Endless/Nameless]

1 minute ago, Kosha said:

I did too then I lost it.

RIP

[#00Buck]

2 hours ago, Wax said:

'school shooter trenchcoat'

I used to wear one too. 

Then I graduated. 

[Wax]

1 hour ago, #00Buck said:

I used to wear one too. 

Then I graduated. 

 

3 hours ago, Kosha said:

I did too then I lost it.

 

4 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said:

I used to wear one a' dose.

was this before it garnered the school-shooter stereotype?

[Kosha]

Just now, Wax said:

was this before it garnered the school-shooter stereotype?

After. I remember a kid asked me if I was keeping guns under there.

[Endless/Nameless]

2 minutes ago, Wax said:

was this before it garnered the school-shooter stereotype?

Probably after.

I was a strange kid.

[Wax]

3 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said:

Probably after.

I was a strange kid.

 

5 minutes ago, Kosha said:

After. I remember a kid asked me if I was keeping guns under there.

absolutely disgusting

[Kosha]

1 minute ago, Wax said:

 

absolutely disgusting

I have no shame in wearing it. Mostly since I wore it in a way that wasn't really neckbeardy. I'd only wear button ups and long jeans with it instead of T-shirts and cargo shirts since I know how bad that looks.

[Wax]

Just now, Kosha said:

I have no shame in wearing it. Mostly since I wore it in a way that wasn't really neckbeardy. I'd only wear button ups and long jeans with it instead of T-shirts and cargo shirts since I know how bad that looks.

well at least it's better than these two people who go to my college. one cosplays pretty much every day but always wears the same trenchcoat. the other calls himself (and asks others to call him) some random japanese anime-character name despite his real name being a British one

they are both pretty stereotypically neckbeardy but I don't reckon they're angsty enough to really fit the school-shooter stereotype

[Kosha]

Just now, Wax said:

well at least it's better than these two people who go to my college. one cosplays pretty much every day but always wears the same trenchcoat. the other calls himself (and asks others to call him) some random japanese anime-character name despite his real name being a British one

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they are both pretty stereotypically neckbeardy but I don't reckon they're angsty enough to really fit the school-shooter stereotype

I never did it because of angst, I did it because I really like the Tenth Doctor and Cowboys.

[Wax]

1 minute ago, Kosha said:

I never did it because of angst, I did it because I really like the Tenth Doctor and Cowboys.

those are pretty acceptable reasons to be fair. 10th Doctor pulls the trenchcoat off really well

[major lee snake]

You know what'd be really cool?  Meeting a furry porn artist in person.  Then again, the last thing I want to know about the people who draw my smut is how they look, so that will definitely impact my enjoyment.  But it would be cool to break into a conversation about "so tell me what motivated you to draw Lucario getting pegged by Renamon".

[Kosha]

Just now, major lee snake said:

You know what'd be really cool?  Meeting a furry porn artist in person.

"cool"

[major lee snake]

4 minutes ago, Kosha said:

"cool"

Rather meet him than Moviebob.  Moviebob's the kind of guy that you should only hear about to remind yourself "at least I'm not him".

[PastryOfApathy]

13 minutes ago, major lee snake said:

Rather meet him than Moviebob.  Moviebob's the kind of guy that you should only hear about to remind yourself "at least I'm not him".

Yeah a lot of furry porn people are actually kinda cool.

Movieblob is...movieblob.

[major lee snake]

3 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

Movieblob is...movieblob.

Can't go wrong with this stallion.

Ladies, contain yourselves.

[#00Buck]

2 hours ago, Wax said:

 

 

was this before it garnered the school-shooter stereotype?

Before. 

I was more the school stabber but I could have done both. 

[Fantasma]

I have a friend who is a furry porn artist who is super cool, and I offered to teach her the art of hypnosis so that she may more deeply dominate her partner but I think I creeped her out

 

#justmistressthings

[TrishaCat]

2 hours ago, major lee snake said:

Rather meet him than Moviebob.  Moviebob's the kind of guy that you should only hear about to remind yourself "at least I'm not him".

Anthony Burch?

[major lee snake]

51 minutes ago, Battlechili said:

Anthony Burch?

At least Burch had some sort of career.  All you can say about Bob is that he got kicked out of TGWTG and obsesses a bit too much about Mario 3.

[Kosha]

3 hours ago, major lee snake said:

At least Burch had some sort of career.  All you can say about Bob is that he got kicked out of TGWTG and obsesses a bit too much about Mario 3.

Don't you mean The Escapist?

[major lee snake]

9 minutes ago, Kosha said:

Don't you mean The Escapist?

Escapist, TGWTG, whatever.  Basically a conglomerate sites of otherwise irrelevant people who are being lifted up by the main focus (TGWTG's Doug Walker, Escapist's Yahtzee).

[Eggdodger]

I knew I'd heard of Movie Bob somewhere. That Mario outfit gave me total recall of all the memories I'd repressed. I didn't wake up thinking I'd be having PTSD today.

The closest I've ever come with "meeting" a famous internet person was encountering Mr. Paladin in a Team Fortress 2 server about a year ago. I challenged him to a medic class-locked duel (he mains spy) and he got one point on me. It was just for goofs, anyways.

[Spot]

I just saw that movie in 3D, it was shit. No, not the movie, the 3D.

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Hmm there might be a resemblance here.

On 5/8/2016 at 7:57 AM, PastryOfApathy said:

before the next Mexican family of 20 shows up..this.

Das just racist. 

[Machine]

Did you tell him that his Mario book sucked?