Half-Note Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Do you sit up at night, worrying that the next day, your boss will call you, saying that you no longer need to come in because a ROBOT stole your job? You're not alone. The robot-technology development has full speed ahead and even now, robots can be bought by the wealthiest of businessmen to do their work for them. Robots never complain, robots don't need time off, so it's an understandable investment in order to save money. Naturally this makes the proletariats somewhat upset that they may lose their jobs. Millions or even BILLIONS out of work because the robots took their jobs. Sounds like a nightmare, doesn't it? But has everyone thought it over? The robots are our future and they will ensure a safe and secure society. Here's how: Robots will start taking our jobs which leaves us out of work, but this will give us all the time in the world to relax! Worried about the robots breaking down? Other robots will take care of it. Worried about a lack of food? Robots will be out to hunt and raise it. Worried about lawbreakers? Robots will be specifically designed to indiscriminately give them a bashing. This solves racism in the police too! Robots can be designed to recognize speech patterns as well. Worried about someone saying something mean to you? The robots will be there to help you, tearing apart that dirty thought-criminal. This will also help censore unpopular ideas. No more homophobes, racism, religious people (except for Muslims. They'll be designed to be extra careful with them cuz' "MUH MUHAMMAD"), The robots could even be designed to pay extra attention to white people becvause they're like; THE MOST RACIST OF ALL, RIGHT?!!!!! A robot-controlled society will ensure that no-one can work to make more than what is available (if they try to, the robots will stop them) and make it possible for us all to relax without having to worry about anything. calm down, you'll be safe, the robots will take care of you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 will a robot make you a whole note? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: will a robot make you a whole note? Given the way I act I'll be surprised if I'll even be an Eighth Note. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I suppose I better start learning robotics then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I want a robot like in revenge of the nerds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 16 minutes ago, Half-Note said: Given the way I act I'll be surprised if I'll even be an Eighth Note. I can see you as a Quarter note at best I have high hopes for you c: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
root Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Yep. We're looking forward to some dark times when robots take over all of the jobs. It'll take a while, but we'll be forced to change how the system works and adapt to living together with a new form of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 But can I get a robot dragon I can fuck? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 11 minutes ago, Lizard King said: But can I get a robot dragon I can fuck? you gotta special order them from Bad Dragon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I don't even know if a robot can put up with half the nonsensical shit that happens at my place of employment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 But can you fuck them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I'm learning Computer Science The robot can't take my job because I'll be the guy who gives a robot its job in the first place 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 In my current role I can't be replaced by a robot or any other human. Maybe an alien could do my job. Not the kind with acid for blood. A super intelligent one. Also not E.T. he was a totally pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, DrDingo said: I'm learning Computer Science The robot can't take my job because I'll be the guy who gives a robot its job in the first place When robots take over that field, it's pretty much over for any human job. Or maybe even for humans altogether. That's a pleasant future to look forward to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, george99g said: When robots take over that field, it's pretty much over for any human job. Or maybe even for humans altogether. That's a pleasant future to look forward to. Nah, there'll be employment The world will be in desperate need of John Connors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 hour ago, DrDingo said: The world will be in desperate need of John Connors And Einsteins. In bulk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 And on the Seventh day, Machine pressed Stop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 But are robots immune to bullying? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Toshabi said: But are robots immune to bullying? <img> He will be sent back in time and have his revenge once he gets a deadlier stick, just you wait. Edited June 9, 2016 by george99g commas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Toshabi said: But are robots immune to bullying? That's cyber bullying. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Its all fun and games until someone dies . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen Glacier Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Can I have my robot dog soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 THIS IS SIDEWALK BAIT 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I'll be happy if the First Law of Robotics isn't an optional extra. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 hour ago, ArielMT said: I'll be happy if the First Law of Robotics isn't an optional extra. I'd be happy if they didn't use a lawset from an author who created it in order to break it in all of their books to create an interesting story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 15 hours ago, Frozen Glacier said: Can I have my robot dog soon? No, but if you want I'm sure a robot will let you be its human. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I am a posting robot here to post in your thread. Bee boop, death to organics... I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
root Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Even the bots know furries are full of gay dudes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I guess Marx was right and soon we'll all be robo-communists living off of UBI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlastairSnowpaw Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Realistically robots would prolly be better rulers over us then ourselves. especially when there's a chance of people like Trump being in those positions of power. Like I'm pretty sure being ruled by robots would be better than being ruled by Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, AlastairSnowpaw said: Realistically robots would prolly be better rulers over us then ourselves. especially when there's a chance of people like Trump being in those positions of power. Like I'm pretty sure being ruled by robots would be better than being ruled by Trump. Being ruled by robots sounds boring as fuck. Also robots can't make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!™ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 2 hours ago, AlastairSnowpaw said: Realistically robots would prolly be better rulers over us then ourselves. especially when there's a chance of people like Trump being in those positions of power. Like I'm pretty sure being ruled by robots would be better than being ruled by Trump. Dear god no. Nature has always been the best guide, we should've never exceeded the carrying capacity of our environment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlastairSnowpaw Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 13 hours ago, WileyWarWeasel said: Dear god no. Nature has always been the best guide, we should've never exceeded the carrying capacity of our environment. not quite sure what that even means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted June 11, 2016 Author Share Posted June 11, 2016 18 hours ago, AlastairSnowpaw said: Realistically robots would prolly be better rulers over us then ourselves. especially when there's a chance of people like Trump being in those positions of power. Like I'm pretty sure being ruled by robots would be better than being ruled by Trump. Trump supports the robot industry because it will make America great again without having to provide benefits. THINK OF THE SAVINGS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 On June 11, 2016 at 5:11 PM, Half-Note said: Trump supports the robot industry because it will make America great again without having to provide benefits. THINK OF THE SAVINGS! Rich people could pay mexicans to scrub the toilet purely for entertainment purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Realistic human robots stealing our jobs sounds creepy, but fluffy colorful ones would be adorable. I, for one, welcome our cute furry robot overlords. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 38 minutes ago, Xaende said: Realistic human robots stealing our jobs sounds creepy, but fluffy colorful ones would be adorable. I, for one, welcome our cute furry robot overlords. Ahhem *clears throat and points to myself* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Augmented Husky said: Ahhem *clears throat and points to me* You're not the cute fluffy overlord of the world yet. Still cute and fluffy, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 31 minutes ago, george99g said: You're not the cute fluffy overlord of the world yet. Still cute and fluffy, though. Thanks The overlord status may take a while 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Does that mean I can have a furry husbandino that can go to metal concerts with me and grill amazing steaks? Sign me up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 On 12/06/2016 at 4:08 AM, AlastairSnowpaw said: not quite sure what that even means. You said robots would make better rulers of ourselves than ourselves. I'm saying that such heavy reliance on machines that require raping of the Earth's finite resources is not a good thing ;P Not that we've been particularly good "rulers" of ourselves if you're talking about things like sustainability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 It sounds like a very boring world, especially in terms on writing, the arts and music. I mean, the only music robots have given us is Dub-Step, those sounds they make when they have sex. And that shit's horrible enough for me not to trust them with much of anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
root Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 8 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: It sounds like a very boring world, especially in terms on writing, the arts and music. I mean, the only music robots have given us is Dub-Step, those sounds they make when they have sex. And that shit's horrible enough for me not to trust them with much of anything. Not entirely! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 And yet, no one fucking tagged me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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