DrGravitas Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I haven't had any in over a year. I saw some at the store after the rearranged the shelves: fresh sliced pineapple. They are that special kind of amazing when you have something you like for the first time in a long time. Ever have that feeling? My tongue is melting, but I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedal Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I prefer fresh pineapple. Not canned slices. But yes, every once in a while I get that insatiable desire to go nom a specific edible item. Usually sour stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 pineapples are good but they're such a chore to sliceand the canned stuff is gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I should drink more pineapple juice before my boyfriend next visits me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I've had that sensation but with a specific chicken strip type, the spicy goodness *drools*When I find a deli that has them again I am going to gorge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Just whatever you do, do not drink milk right after eating pineapple. It tastes really bad as the residual pineapple juices in your mouth cause the milk to curdle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I had so many pineapples in Hawaii.  Fun fact: Eating pineapples makes your semen sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Why do you like objectively the worst fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I work in a place in which fruit is around me all day. Pineapple is the only one I'll sample regularly. Fuck all the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I had so many pineapples in Hawaii.  Fun fact: Eating pineapples makes your semen sweetI don't know... doesn't seem to give that effect to me.I should drink more pineapple juice before my boyfriend next visits me.Is if for uhh what MM said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 28, 2015 Author Share Posted September 28, 2015 Just whatever you do, do not drink milk right after eating pineapple. It tastes really bad as the residual pineapple juices in your mouth cause the milk to curdle.Kind of wish I had some milk on hand to try this. I don't know why... Why do you like objectively the worst fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I love pinapple and mango so freaking delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I like the taste of pineapple, but a while after I eat it, it feels like the roof of my mouth got cut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Why do you like objectively the worst fruit?How do I report this post for terrorism?I love pineapples. One of my favorite fruits, right next to mangos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I used to eat a lot of cheap canned pineapples when I was trying to not get scurvy on my $20/week diet. I like them slightly less now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Is if for uhh what MM said?Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I'm allergic to fruit, so I'm not quite sure what pineapple tastes like. I've had some pineapple on accident, but it was cooked/in a pasty so I don't know what the legit fruit is like.No, my tongue swelling and face getting itchy isn't worth trying it. However, I have considered eating a plate of strawberries and then using my epipen because they look really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 28, 2015 Author Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) I'm allergic to fruit, so I'm not quite sure what pineapple tastes like. I've had some pineapple on accident, but it was cooked/in a pasty so I don't know what the legit fruit is like.No, my tongue swelling and face getting itchy isn't worth trying it. However, I have considered eating a plate of strawberries and then using my epipen because they look really good.Well, for starters, it's the only fruit that eats you back. Literally! It's juices contain a type of enzyme for breaking down protein, ie. a kind of digestive chemical. While your saliva is beginning to break it down, its tasty juices are trying to do the same!That is the source of the burning, melty (or as DevilishlyHandsome49 put it, cut up) feeling you get when you eat a lot of it. Edited September 28, 2015 by DrGravitas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I prefer to eat apples and pines separately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Well, for starters, it's the only fruit that eats you back. Literally! It's juices contain a type of enzyme for breaking down protein, ie. a kind of digestive chemical. While your saliva is beginning to break it down, its tasty juices are trying to do the same!That is the source of the burning, melty (or as DevilishlyHandsome49 put it, cut up) feeling you get when you eat a lot of it.Not the only one IMO, papaya can do that as well. Unripe papaya that is. Yes.Damn! Why doesn't it work for me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 How dare you evict Spingebill just so you could eat his house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Damn! Why doesn't it work for me?Gotta eat a LOT of it and not stuff that'll make it bland/sour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 28, 2015 Author Share Posted September 28, 2015 How dare you evict Spingebill just so you could eat his house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Gotta eat a LOT of it and not stuff that'll make it bland/sour.Hmm how much is a lot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Blub... Glub...I wouldn't touch sponge's house.I don't like salt water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hmm how much is a lot? Several pounds IIRC. Over the course of time. It's not instant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Several pounds IIRC. Over the course of time. It's not instant.Thank you. I'll try again next time there's tons of pineapples in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yell0wf0x Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Just whatever you do, do not drink milk right after eating pineapple. It tastes really bad as the residual pineapple juices in your mouth cause the milk to curdle.I've tasted pineapple shake that had milk in it and it wasn't too bad. Dunno if that counts tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Just whatever you do, do not drink milk right after eating pineapple. It tastes really bad as the residual pineapple juices in your mouth cause the milk to curdle.Eh, I wouldn't mind stuff like that. I like the taste of OJ after I brush my teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Fresh pineapple is nice, but cutting one with any type of small cut on your hands is pure hell. So much acidity... :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Fresh pineapple is nice, but cutting one with any type of small cut on your hands is pure hell. So much acidity... :cor eating one without knowing you have a cankersore >< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I love pineapple, but my body gets funky after consuming 2 cups of it due to the acidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skylar Husky Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) I like my pineapple juice with Coconut juice (Coco Lopez) and fresh strawberries. Kind of a strawberry version of a pina colada. I have heard the flavor described as Tiger's Blood at Shaved Ice and snow cone vendors. I call them Tiger's Blood smoothies. I do not much care for rum, if I do have alcohol in the drink it is usually vodka.  (this is called a Chi Chi.) I had so many pineapples in Hawaii. Fun fact: Eating pineapples makes your semen sweet. I have heard they can make the fluids exiting you sweeter, urine as well as semen, but I don't know anyone who would want to know that for sure. I know diabetics have to carefully consume fruit and fruit juices because it will raise their glycemic index (Blood sugar.) Edited September 28, 2015 by Skylar Husky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I ate a whole can of pineapple slices about a week ago. Shit was gud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Now I'm craving pineapple but I'm at work and cannot go retrieve any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llamapotamus Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Pineapple is one of my favorite fruits. Those and Rainier cherries are always consistently delicious! Many fruits are hit-or-miss, but those are the exceptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 And suddenly... Pinapples And suddenly... Pinapples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Any kind of burger.Caribbean Jerk seasoning.Pineapple slice.Cook it up.You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skylar Husky Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) Any kind of burger.Caribbean Jerk seasoning.Pineapple slice.Cook it up.You're welcome.Hmmm!  Now that sounds like a delicious idea. Whenever I cook them myself on the grill, which isn't often, maybe twice or three times per year, I use chunks of hickory charcoal, not those pressed, formed, mixed with paraffin charcoal briquettes. Never use lighter fluid! That stuff gives a vile kerosene taste to the food on the grill. And I buy the best, freshest, reddest, ground that day meat in the counter at the butcher shop in the supermarket. If you are lucky, you go towards the end of their day when they want to sell it and you might even get a discount on it. It is a rare treat to eat and if it it poison to my body, like people think, I am going to poison myself in the finest way I am capable! Edited September 28, 2015 by Skylar Husky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Mmmm. Now wanting a Teriyaki Burger.Maybe I'll get one for dinner from Carl's Jr/Hardees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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