DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Make the person above you swoon~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hey bby, is your ass Jupiter, cuz it's outta this world and a gas giant capable of producing winds up to 425 mph. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 hey baby, is it your birthday?cuz you got CAKES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Put that cig down, 'cause I got a whole lot more for you to huff and puff on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 28, 2015 Author Share Posted September 28, 2015 Want me to put my hot dog between your buns? Don't worry, I'll use condoments... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I know you're not into casual sex so how about we go put on some tuxedos and have formal sex? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Are you botanically a fruit? Because your ovaries seem mature to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Ayy bb u wnt sum fuk? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llamapotamus Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Dayum girl, let's integrate so I can see the area in yo curves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Are you an angel? Because Tennessee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 28, 2015 Author Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hey girl~How ya doin?My name is DevilLast name HandsomeI was wonderin'...If I could take you outShow you a good timeInvite to my houseHere's is my numberGirl you can call meDont be forgetful...The name is Devil~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedal Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Are you a slab of meat, because I'd certainly like to pound you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irreverent Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Hey babe, I can make all of your fishing fantasies come true.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 dad can i have some money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Allow me to introduce my ICBM in your missile silo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Ayy gurl, reckon you can handle twelve inches?No?Good, cos I'm packing three~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zytan Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Let's skip the other six layers and get straight to the physical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidy Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put my dick in your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 You got a quarter? My mom always told me to call home when I found love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Hey, Yarra. How about I show you some of my bara? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroxwolf Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? ~I'm gonna try and use that one at SOME point this year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Are you a cowgirl because I can see you riding me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Lets fuck, slut. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koota Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I am going to bury my dick so far in your ass that who ever removes it would be crowned King Arthur 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 It's business time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 No really it's very easy to do, you just twist the nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 So your new huh? Let me show you what we do to newbies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreatorNerd Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I see touching that makes you purr. Touch someplace on me and make me purr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I'll make you croon like Frank Sinatra, baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 What's under my kilt you ask?......I can show you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I believe in transparency in my relationships. Wanna see how far the transparency extends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 You can give me a full physical checkup whenever you want, Doctor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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