Zop Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) Concealed in a cave nestled in an arid mountain range, a coyote covered in Islamic garb peered through his dusty binoculars at the hatredcopter, marveling at the devastation he had caused."Allah Akhbar!" Shouted the coyote from atop the mountain.The coyote readied the USA-made rocket launcher he obtained from a village garage sale. He took aim at the hatredcopter and locked onto the foreign infidel. Edited September 29, 2015 by Zop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Paragraph RP is superior anyways. Asterisks arefor mentally challenged peoples with no literacy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Thishhappens a lot to me I use to be part of a couple of furry group chats on Skype one minute I'm having a discussion about politics or video games next thing I know half the group has gone all orgy mode and simultaneously brought out their weird fetishes out needless to say I left those groups pretty fast there are only a few groups I enjoy and will never leave and thats because a lot of you weridos are on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Thishhappens a lot to me I use to be part of a couple of furry group chats on Skype one minute I'm having a discussion about politics or video games next thing I know half the group has gone all orgy mode and simultaneously brought out their weird fetishes out needless to say I left those groups pretty fast there are only a few groups I enjoy and will never leave and thats because a lot of you weridos are on them Instead, we're fetishizing Russia, USA, Jews, Iran, central Europe and stuff like that ;V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Instead, we're fetishizing Russia, USA, Jews, Iran, central Europe and stuff like that ;Voh murrr Talk dirty to me talk about Palestine and the hardline right wing radicals ;V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 oh murrr Talk dirty to me talk about Palestine and the hardline right wing radicals ;VI'm going to invade your Gaza and crush your Western Bank with my steel-hard crotch Merkava :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Concealed in a cave nestled in an arid mountain range, a coyote covered in Islamic garb peered through his dusty binoculars at the hatredcopter, marveling at the devastation he had caused."Allah Akhbar!" Shouted the coyote from atop the mountain.The coyote readied the USA-made rocket launcher he obtained from a village garage sale. He took aim at the hatredcopter and locked onto the foreign infidel. Silas saw the coyote standing on a cliff side. He warmed the miniguns up, knowing that bullets are faster than missiles. He then aimed at the coyote, pulling the trigger. The bullets ripped forward, striking the coyote's missile launcher and blowing him into a puddle of burning gore. "Mission accomplished, heading back to base," Silas spoke in the radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Silas saw the coyote standing on a cliff side. He warmed the miniguns up, knowing that bullets are faster than missiles. He then aimed at the coyote, pulling the trigger. The bullets ripped forward, striking the coyote's missile launcher and blowing him into a puddle of burning gore. "Mission accomplished, heading back to base," Silas spoke in the radio.Silas was plotting his course home when he heard a whiz followed by loud crack. He looked up to find the front glass of his cockpit opaque and spider webbed. Silas then heard several faint voices exclaim "Allah Akhbar!"Silas found himself surrounded by a series of coyote sniper nests. Though the aim of the coyote snipers was exceptionally poor, their bullets were many, as a spray of projectiles passed by the hatredcopter, missing their target by dozens of feet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 What in the hell is going on?! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 So what kind of person makes an erotic/high impact sexual violence rp in public.Teenage Deviant'art' members and fanboys/girls Paragraph RP is superior anyways. Asterisks arefor mentally challenged peoples with no literacy*how dare*you for*shaming my*typing quirk*you bastard* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpMonster Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I've experienced this. I've made a point to plaster it all over my page that I don't RP and I don't want people RPing in my comments.That, and creepy comments. Not even just RP just... people being graphic about how much they like something in that way.If it starts happening on my profile, artwork, WHATEVER, I tell them to fuck off, and then hide their comment. I won't hesitate to block people if they can't respect my boundaries.Also, completely immature how people turned this into exactly what you don't want it to be. So sorry, Miss Fleece. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 *unsheathes dick* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 *unsheathes dick**takes out butcher knife* put it away, now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 *takes out butcher knife* put it away, now!"Ha ha you baka! I am ready to unleash my ultimate bankai!" *charges power into katana beats you with my dick* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 For srsns though, I only RP with other people who RP Who the heck is so inept that they show up to a group or person and start their RP crap, its like going out in public wearing shameful furry trash like a tail.Like...there are entire websites dedicated to RP and people who you can ask beforehand. Not a difficult concept unless you're that challenged.I started the RP thing because in school we did a cooperative writing activity in which people would tack on sentences to a story and create some super weird story. RP is like that except more structured and you use a character.The asterisk thing I picked up as casual jokes and actions amongst peers, how much its used depends on the peers.Overall though, RP is just a silly game you keep within your circles 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 "Ha ha you baka! I am ready to unleash my ultimate bankai!" *charges power into katana beats you with my dick*pretty sure you just ripped off dragon ball z there buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 -murrpurr--yiff noises- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 pretty sure you just ripped off dragon ball z there buddyNuh uh, it's my original character Boku. It's different alright!Blocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 *Goes to the toilet in the thread*MAXIMUM MURRMAXIMUM OMURRDRIVE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I just had to read the title. I hate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Came to thread expecting a ton of ironic RPLeft assured of my clairvoyance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I don't mind when people insert actions or gestures into a post, but full-on RPing in a non-RP setting is pretty cringeworthy, yes.I don't get why people aren't embarrassed about engaging in or trying to start sexual RPs out in the open on, say, FA journals and uploads. Have some dignity, folks. Do you really want to be immortalized online with a bunch of "Ooh, murr murr murr"-type posts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Silas was plotting his course home when he heard a whiz followed by loud crack. He looked up to find the front glass of his cockpit opaque and spider webbed. Silas then heard several faint voices exclaim "Allah Akhbar!"Silas found himself surrounded by a series of coyote sniper nests. Though the aim of the coyote snipers was exceptionally poor, their bullets were many, as a spray of projectiles passed by the hatredcopter, missing their target by dozens of feet.Seeing as how he was only in danger if he stayed, Silas called for an airstrike of the immediate area and proceeded to leave the area. Once he reached the base, Silas asked for a casualty report. "25 combatants and 0 civilians," the commander barked with glee. The mission was a success. The coyote warlords have been reduced to ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Tfw I saw some furfag RPing and then tried to kill himself half and hour later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Tfw I saw some furfag RPing and then tried to kill himself half and hour later.That must be one hell of an ARGH PEE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I don't even know what the fuck is "//biochange//" is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I don't even know what the fuck is "//biochange//" is.that's some boring rp right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 that's some boring rp right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 So she can just transform into a male whenever? Okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 So she can just transform into a male whenever? Okay"O think you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 So she can just transform into a male whenever? OkayThe first rule of ERP is that the impossible is likely to happen. :VAt least Twitter mentions are half-way private, though: It's like doing it in a car in a busy parking lot, but at least it's not like doing it in the break room. :\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 No more screenshots. Too cringey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 better but it needs actual dialogue. Not just "I like that! *verbs*" this fandom has great writers, but my god some people are lazy af. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 (edited) I'm out Edited September 30, 2015 by Joel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 These people need to do the rest of us a favor and just watch pornHow does one jack off to such lazy half-assed writing, you didnt even try at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 These people need to do the rest of us a favor and just watch pornHow does one jack off to such lazy half-assed writing, you didnt even try at all...And then it turns out that porn's pretty badly written too. Oh, well. At least it comes with stuff to look at. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 And then it turns out that porn's pretty badly written too. Oh, well. At least it comes with stuff to look at.I ompletely did not think of this, I guess quality means jack to horny people, nobody cares about plot.I never bother to look at real porn though. Haha! I feel the real quality stuff is with descriptive writing, well done art, and actual depth and emotion (visually and in story). Guess Im an outlier in liking my erotic material to be done well if Im going to look at it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I ompletely did not think of this, I guess quality means jack to horny people, nobody cares about plot.I never bother to look at real porn though. Haha! I feel the real quality stuff is with descriptive writing, well done art, and actual depth and emotion (visually and in story). Guess Im an outlier in liking my erotic material to be done well if Im going to look at it at all.If there are people willing to shell out cash for terrible MSpaint pictures that pertain to their kinks, quality means absolutely nothing.You're probably less of an outlier than you'd think though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 JUST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I thought I lost my innocence but I still am bewildered by what some of these things even are/mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Ahhh, for fuck's sake, no more screenshots! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 ...Why are you searching for these things??? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maug Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 *Bronie RP Nightmare*NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 This entire third page makes me want to be sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 *bleeds internally* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 This thread gives me life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 ...Why are you searching for these things???I don't, I just so happen to have an entire folder filled with this shit. Oh /mlp/, you were always shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I find the quality of those far more offensive than the content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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