Toshabi Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Must. Resist. Saying. Anything. Gay. In. Front. Of. Parents. Β Must. Refer. To. Future Husband. As. REAL NAME AND NOT RAICHUBUTT. AAAAAAAAAH I CAN'T SLAP HIS ASS. MY MIND IS SPLITTING IN TWO KEEPING UP THIS CHARADE. HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG. Must convince parents im a hunk of a man who eats pussy and bitches all day every day. No vore. YES! SOMEONE SHOWER ME IN PUSSY JUICES! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHπ΅π±πΈππ―ππ πππππππππππππππππ 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 All you have to do is tell them you're straight and have been getting laid with the ladies every five minutes and I'm sure they'll never suspect a thing. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted September 30, 2016 Author Share Posted September 30, 2016 I am SO confident in my heterosexuality that i am gonna marry my best friend and fuck him up the ass till he screams. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 You'll be fine. Β He on the other hand is done for once you two get alone again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 when you do slap his ass just claim that you've been playing football and it's a force of habit from that Β you're american it checks out 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 32 minutes ago, Toshabi said: Must. Refer. To. Future Husband. As. REAL NAME AND NOT RAICHUBUTT. Raichubutt? Β 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted September 30, 2016 Author Share Posted September 30, 2016 17 minutes ago, WileyWarWeasel said: Raichubutt? Β Its a furry fandom requirement to date inside the furry fandom and since I'm a pokefur it HAS to be another pokefur. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 53 minutes ago, Toshabi said: Must. Refer. To. Future Husband. As. REAL NAME AND NOT RAICHUBUTT. the real struggle Β (also good luck, hope it goes well <3) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 59 minutes ago, Toshabi said: Its a furry fandom requirement to date inside the furry fandom and since I'm a pokefur it HAS to be another pokefur. Well then good luck, I'm sure it will be an electrifying experience ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Toshabi said: Must. Resist. Saying. Anything. Gay. In. Front. Of. Parents. Β Must. Refer. To. Future Husband. As. REAL NAME AND NOT RAICHUBUTT. AAAAAAAAAH I CAN'T SLAP HIS ASS. MY MIND IS SPLITTING IN TWO KEEPING UP THIS CHARADE. HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG. Must convince parents im a hunk of a man who eats pussy and bitches all day every day. No vore. YES! SOMEONE SHOWER ME IN PUSSY JUICES! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHπ΅π±πΈππ―ππ πππππππππππππππππ Trolls forum hard. Becomes a wimp when confronted by parents.Β Boo! I expected better from you.Β 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Tell them. Tell them everything. With your hands in each other's backpocket. Eeeevery little detail. You know you want to :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Do your parents happen to be ultra conservative, traditional, religious and Asian parents?Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Buy him a banana hammock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted September 30, 2016 Author Share Posted September 30, 2016 5 hours ago, #00Buck said: Trolls forum hard. Becomes a wimp when confronted by parents.Β Boo! I expected better from you.Β I kinda wish you were my dad, cause I would be perfectly fine withΒ disappointing you. Β 3 minutes ago, Zeke said: Buy him a banana hammock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 The black one. Or pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted September 30, 2016 Author Share Posted September 30, 2016 Β 9 minutes ago, Zeke said: The black one. Or pink. Does this one put enough emphasis on the bulge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Toshabi said: Β Does this one put enough emphasis on the bulge? Β Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 That's a shame.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 You're gay? I couldn't tell. Act like you do here and I'm sure they'll never suspect. Really, though, the charade stuff is no fun at all, but then they aren't your parents. Best of luck to you, and congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 He can just pretend to be a woman, problem solved. If he does it convincingly enough they'll never suspect a thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 1, 2016 Author Share Posted October 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Revates said: He can just pretend to be a woman, problem solved. If he does it convincingly enough they'll never suspect a thing! Girl. Croconaw. I think they'd rather have me gay. π―π―π―π―π― 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just now, Toshabi said: Girl. Croconaw. I think they'd rather have me gay. π―π―π―π―π― Either way, good luck TOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABI and godspeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 1, 2016 Author Share Posted October 1, 2016 12 minutes ago, Revates said: Either way, good luck TOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABI and godspeed! REEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV IMMMA DO IT FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 if youre gonna marry the dude I think thats the point where you have to tell them you eat weiners 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 1, 2016 Author Share Posted October 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Zerig said: if youre gonna marry the dude I think thats the point where you have to tell them you eat weiners But if I keep it a secret, I can feel like a super secret gay James Bond super spy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just tell them you are a furry first, then you can tell them you're gay and it won'tΒ seem so bad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just tell them you're fulfilling your dream of becoming a Pokemon master. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 What do you have to lose by telling your parents about your sexuality and your relationship? If they're worried about you going to hell, just say there's way worse stuff you've done than having sex with a man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, SirRob said: What do you have to lose by telling your parents about your sexuality and your relationship? If they're worried about you going to hell, just say there's way worse stuff you've done than having sex with a man. Like having sex with an animated ice cream cone with googly eyes.Β 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sylver said: That's oddlyΒ specific... >.>... <. <.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 13 minutes ago, Sylver said: I know someone out there probably has a fetish for that; I'mΒ just curious about who's animating googly eyed ice-cream cones "Hi, what do you do for a living?" "I animate googlyΒ eyed ice-cream cone porn." DUDE FUCKIN Β cone porn = corn 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 - don't do gay things, Β don't do gay things, Β don't do gay things...Β -honey, Β why you went through backdoor, Β are you gay?Β -... fuck.Β 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just show them a Milo video and tell them you're Trump-Kin.Β All will be forgiven.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Next time just die so you don't have to say anything. Works for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Pray. Either pray the gay away, Or pray they don't ask about your last lay, Or pray I can find another way, to make this rhyme wahay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 On 10/1/2016 at 1:16 AM, Frig said: Like having sex with an animated ice cream cone with googly eyes.Β I really want @Recel to doodle this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Just now, Socketosis said: I really want @Recel to doodle this one. Can't. PG13 forum. It would be too creamy. :V 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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