Kinharia Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 So the objective comrades is to give the furson, scaleson, potatoson above you some bad advice. When in doubt. Eat a Trout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 When around, party down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Leverage your brand identity to maximize your synergistic potential! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Always work in the same layer 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 That bark is all the consent you need. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 It is not safe to pet a wild tiger as you would a house cat. They far prefer to be punched in the goolies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 17, 2015 Author Share Posted December 17, 2015 Remember, never ask for permission before taking something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 When passing through airport customs, you can save space in your hand luggage by strapping your alarm clock to the outside of your bag using ordinary electrical wire. Long cardboard tubes painted red also make excellent packing material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 practice is for pussies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 If yo see a black person then say to the person "ghetto black " instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Get rid of that pesky gunk in your eye with a little shampoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Stare at the sun, its good for your heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 If you want to stay clear, healthy, and pure inside, a bleach enema can do wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 The best way to make black friends is to go to the ghetto and say ''Hey filthy fucking niggers!''. 100% guaranteed success rate! Warningtheauthorofthisadviceisnotresponsibleforirreversibledamageinducedbythisbehaviourand/ordeath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Make another Matrix movie, they only get better with each instalment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Tie metal wiring around your dick then connect it to a fork then shove the fork into an outlet. The pleasure you receive will be electric~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Playing Justin Bieber and One Direction at full volume enhances your masculinity, doubly so if you lip-sync to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 If you're attracted to girls remember to always punch them in the face. Girls like that. If you're attracted to boys remember to always kick them in the nuts. Boys like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 shoot yourself with small bullets to build your immunity to larger, normal-sized bullets 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Nothing resolves the problems of the world faster than terrorism, religious wars and systematic genocide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Remember kids! The special alone time your Daddy spends with you is a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Never, ever, leave your home town Never, ever, leave your home town 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 If you dont have a dildo, knives are a good subsitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Look with your glasses into the sun, it will make you bright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Politicians are publicly-elected officials with the heavy job of running entire countries. This makes them very responsible, honest people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 (edited) Never not don't be doin' what you ain't not supposed to dun did until you will had to have dunnit. Maybe. Edited December 21, 2015 by DrGravitas Hanging tag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 21, 2015 Author Share Posted December 21, 2015 No means yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Not only is Quinoa extremely tasty, requiring no extra flavourings to make a delicious treat, it is also pronounced exactly as it is spelled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 If you need to scrape ice off your windshield, just place a strip of sandpaper under each windshield wiper. You can clean the ice quickly with little work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 Whenever drinking alcohol above 80% proof, remember to neck down as much as you can in one go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Just do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 If trying to do something stresses you out... Just don't! Forget about it, and move on. Don't bother trying to push yourself with something... it's just not worth the effort! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 You know that one time you thought about tasting that gross looking food? Do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 You can save money by turning a condom inside out after you're done, and using it again. In a pinch, they are dishwasher safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Chemists! Want to save money over christmas? Drink ethanol instead of beer! If you're worried about getting drunk, try methanol instead! Twice as toxic, half as intoxicating. Win-win, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 If you have an ex lover then it's totally cool to call them at 3am when you are drunk and are thinking about them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Become an artist. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Don't bother getting your SO anything for Christmas. They will be attracted by your financial pragmatism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Have a blinking contest with statues!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 There's nothing so good for cheering up the suicidal as taking them to a Leonard Cohen concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Archeologists make a great salary! Go give up whatever mayor and study archeology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 Remember that the best form of parenting is making sure you have very little interest or interaction with the child. Give them a phone or a handheld computer and let them play their life away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) Get a tattoo of your fursona shitting themselves, on your arm. You will gain instant popufur status and the respect of your peers. Edited December 24, 2015 by Vae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 (edited) You can get $70K if you sell your gonads in Las Vegas. Then, go to any of the fine casinos there and bet it all on green 00 in roulette. The sheer audacity of this glitches out the universe and forces it to hand you 140K and instantaneously grow you a fine set of testicles, regardless of the nature of your previous set of gonads. Edited December 31, 2015 by DrGravitas Spelling, capitalization Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Only give gifts on special occasions. Birthday, Christmas, and Valentines. That's it. They don't deserve anything from you otherwise. Also, if you have kids, beating them is the best way to make them into good, well adjusted people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dogsnout Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Drink plenty of water! In fact, drink so much of it you're over-hydrated, and totally not at risk for water poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Faust Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Don't take down your christmas decorations. Think of the time you'll save now, and when it's time to put them back up again in December. Plus they'll be an interesting talking point in mid-July. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 never pay attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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