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When passing through airport customs, you can save space in your hand luggage by strapping your alarm clock to the outside of your bag using ordinary electrical wire. Long cardboard tubes painted red also make excellent packing material.

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The best way to make black friends is to go to the ghetto and say ''Hey filthy fucking niggers!''. 100% guaranteed success rate!

 

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You can get $70K if you sell your gonads in Las Vegas. Then, go to any of the fine casinos there and bet it all on green 00 in roulette. The sheer audacity of this glitches out the universe and forces it to hand you 140K and instantaneously grow you a fine set of testicles, regardless of the nature of your previous set of gonads.

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