Your Horrible Secrets

[Dr. Doggo]

Mod Edit: As with the previous times we've had this thread, please don't admit to any illegal shit. Thx - Kalmor

Got a secret? A small secret? A big one?

Tell me all about it here.

My secret for today is that I was too lazy to remove all my garbage downstairs so I let it accumulate in a cupboard and I kept it for weeks because it was a shitload of beer cans that would raise questions if seen so I had to wait until the house was empty before I could move it all.

Edited September 26, 2015 by Kalmor
Mod edit

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

I have a cupboard full of beer cans as well, but it's no secret.

 

[Dragoneer]

I once left the login details to my admin account lying around at a convention, and a big corporation picked them up, so I told everybody I'd sold the site.

 

Oh how we laughed afterwards.

[Kinharia]

I once let the sink get piled up with dishes because my lazy ass cousin does fuck all. I wanted to see how long it would take for her to put them away. Granted she then got snarky at me for not doing it along with the usual excuse "wha work... wha wha wha!"

[Dragoneer]

I always have to do things around the house. If it's not holding the dog down for my friend, I'm holding my wife down for the dog. I wish someone would hold me down for a change

[hectichusky]

I feel like I'm studying in the wrong major at college and it's eating me up inside

I think I know what I wanna do but I don't have the guts to make the switch.

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Man, make the switch before it's too late.

[Revates]

I once let the sink get piled up with dishes because my lazy ass cousin does fuck all. I wanted to see how long it would take for her to put them away. Granted she then got snarky at me for not doing it along with the usual excuse "wha work... wha wha wha!"

I've done that before to my stepmother. She just got angry and said she does other things around the house which she doesn't.
 

I had the corpses of  silk worms that I failed to feed while on holidays under my bed for a week after I got back. I threw them out when nobody was home so they didn't know I was the silkworm mass murderer. I felt so bad for those poor silk worms.

[hectichusky]

Man, make the switch before it's too late.

I just dont wanna make the switch and think that it was the wrong choice.

I'm in for business administration now and I wanna go into something in the automotive industry like a technician or an engineer or SOMETHING

but that's very specialized and I'm afraid that could be the wrong choice too. basically i just have a lot of thinking to do and not a lot of time to do it

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Well, better make the switch if you feel like switching. Otherwise you'll get stuck in something you dislike, possibly for life.

[Aidy]

i'm a furry

[Guest]

I'm a faggot

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

I'm a faggot

How's this a secret?

I mean, you said you hated coffee before, only gay people hate coffee :V

[Calemeyr]

Guys...I know I try to supress it, but I'm a furry. I even want furry fursuits, like an otter or a deer or a red panda. Hell, those Midori plush suits look pretty cute (sometimes). A plush red panda suit. That'd be adorable.

But no, I have to be more normal, so I will pretend to be a dragon instead. :V

Might not be a secret here...but everywhere else? Yup.

Edited September 26, 2015 by Calemeyr

[hectichusky]

How's this a secret?

I mean, you said you hated coffee before, only gay people hate coffee :V

Objection!

I'm Hella gay™ and I love coffee!

[Guest]

only gay people hate coffee :V

That's very fucking interesting.

I miss depression.

I used to be in that state for better part of two years and until a couple of weeks ago, I still was. Not feeling like putting a figurative gun on my head now feels abnormal.

I want to be my old somber self for fuck's sake.

Only emos, goths, wannabe edgelords can say they miss being depressed :V

 

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Objection!

I'm Hella gay™ and I love coffee!

Gays can love coffee too. But only faggots can hate it :V

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

That's very fucking interesting.

Only emos, goths, wannabe edgelords can say they miss being depressed :V

 

But emos, goths and wannabe edgelords can only say they miss faking being depressed :V

[Sutekh_the_Steak]

I did almost no studying for my chemistry and English exams last May. Pretty much 75% of the time I had before those two exams I spent procrastinating rather than studying. 

The most confusing thing to me is that I got a B and an A in them respectively. I don't know how. Maybe I'm somehow really good at cramming lots of study into a short space of time? I dunno, it's weird but hey, I got good grades so that's all I really care about.

[Kaedal]

How's this a secret?

I mean, you said you hated coffee before, only gay people hate coffee :V

I hate coffee and tea. What does that make me?

[Guest]

But emos, goths and wannabe edgelords can only say they miss faking being depressed :V

Thank you for fixing what I said for me, now I have a better picture of yourself :V

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

I hate coffee and tea. What does that make me?

You?

 

Amiir, adding ":V" to the end of your posts doesn't make it any less apparent I have pushed your buttons and hide that you are actually mad. Take a chill pill, I'm just poking fun at people.

[Kaedal]

You?

But that's boring D:

[Guest]

Amiir, adding ":V" to the end of your posts doesn't make it any less apparent I have pushed your buttons and hide that you are actually mad. Take a chill pill, I'm just poking fun at people.

Huh? You're immagining things dude. No buttons were pushed, no ''chill pills'' are needed. If you insist in saying I'm mad though I'd like to invite you to back that claim with some evidence. You're the one taking things seriously here pal, I'm ''poking fun at people'' here as much as you are

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Huh? You're immagining things dude. No buttons were pushed, no ''chill pills'' are needed. If you insist in saying I'm mad though I'd like to invite you to back that claim with some evidence. You're the one taking things seriously here pal, I'm ''poking fun at people'' here as much as you are

Eh, could just be that I am misreading your passive aggressive comebacks. I am trying to push some buttons and perhaps I hoped to see results too eagerly :c

But that's boring D:

I know, I couldn't come up with a better reply.

[Guest]

Eh, could just be that I am misreading your jokes as passive aggressive comebacks. I am trying to push some buttons and perhaps I hoped to see results too eagerly :c

Ftfy. Yes, yes you are misreading indeed. A little touchy ain't we? :c

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Ftfy. Yes, yes you are misreading indeed. A little touchy ain't we? :c

Touchy? Nah. I wonder where you got that idea from.

[Guest]

In serious talk though, would you really want to go back and be depressed again? Legit question. 'Cause I don't think you need that to be somber, like you desire. As you know, the word somber has a couple of meanings: in this case I personally mean ''stern, austere''. I mean, this is not a ''you can't have one without the other'' thing. Its different meanings often come together, but not always. I'm pretty damn sure you couldn't ever want to be in a crippling state of enduring sorrow just for those traits

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

I shouldn't have mentioned anything in the first place and I did get touchy about it since I meant what I said first and then you started twisting my words to belittle it. Not so much now since we got srs. Thanks. I've calmed down.

Answering "Why" is hard. I can't even say why, because I don't know exactly. I could try, but it'd end up becoming a long list of stray thoughts. I think it's because with it, vanishes the sense of hurry and the world slows down, giving me time to look and appreciate the beauty of unusual objects, formations and emotions with a departing view that's hard to describe.

[Kinharia]

I've spent half of my life in a constant state of depression. I don't know what life is like without it but then you can't miss what you never had

[Guest]

I shouldn't have mentioned anything in the first place and I did get touchy about it since I meant what I said first and then you started twisting my words to belittle it. Not so much now since we got srs. Thanks. I've calmed down.

Answering "Why" is hard. I can't even say why, because I don't know exactly. I could try, but it'd end up becoming a long list of stray thoughts. I think it's because with it, vanishes the sense of hurry and the world slows down, giving me time to look and appreciate the beauty of unusual objects, formations and emotions with a departing view that's hard to describe.

No, it's better to talk about it and try to sort shit out rather than bottling it all up. And I do admit I took this ''game'' a bit too seriously myself. I apologize for having belittled your problem, this is just the kind of crap that encourages people to close themselves up. I take the not nice things I said back

 

That's pretty cryptical, Coffee, but I reckon some feelings are hard to explain. Personally, I still don't see the need to be depressed to be in the state you wish to be. What exactly changed in you when you got out of depression? Did you start viewing things under a different perspective, maybe taking different approaches you didn't think of before? You know, I think that you spent so much time in that state that maybe all you need is getting used to live without it. Being depressed had grown to be a part of you and now it's gone. You need to readapt to go on in its absence. Maybe you feel a little disoriented. Perhaps these are only initial difficulties

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

 

No, it's better to talk about it and try to sort shit out rather than bottling it all up. And I do admit I took this ''game'' a bit too seriously myself. I apologize for having belittled your problem, this is just the kind of crap that encourages people to close themselves up. I take the not nice things I said back

 

That's pretty cryptical, Coffee, but I reckon some feelings are hard to explain. Personally, I still don't see the need to be depressed to be in the state you wish to be. What exactly changed in you when you got out of depression? Did you start viewing things under a different perspective, maybe taking different approaches you didn't think of before? You know, I think that you spent so much time in that state that maybe all you need is getting used to live without it. Being depressed had grown to be a part of you and now it's gone. You need to readapt to go on in its absence. Maybe you feel a little disoriented. Perhaps these are only initial difficulties

The view changed, and me with it. I feel like a part of the stream that rushes from point A to point B, in decisions, travel, pleasure and everything, instead of looking at it all from the outside. There's a certain comfort in knowing there's a door out, and just touching the door's handle is enough to bring a man down to earth from incoherency. When it all piles up and surrounds the mind, the door brings the focus to one thing only, even if you never open it. That door is a dangerous gift.

But that door is no more. I have nowhere to shift my focus to and the stress builds up every day I have to interact with a lot of people in person. I realize now how much my ignorance guarded me from my introversion. I need more time alone now, which is quite backwards when you think about it. I notice my behaviour has changed. It's more rapid paced, and I notice I do things differently. Perhaps it'll just need time for me to get used to this.

There's also another thing. Now that I almost actively seek return to the old state of being, whenever I get close, I feel glad, but that glad sensation in return yanks me away from my goal, and I hate it because it makes it in theory unachievable.

I know it probably sounds pretty cryptic, but that's the only way I can explain it.

[Zaraphayx]

I'm gay.

And also a furry. :C

 

[PastryOfApathy]

I once went the bathroom and didn't wash my hands before going to work. Hardcore as fuk

[ChaosCalix]

How's this a secret?

I mean, you said you hated coffee before, only gay people hate coffee :V

Today I learned I'm gay. Huh. The more you know xP

Oh, a secret? A HORRIBLE secret? Shit. Uhhh...
I call myself a writer but haven't posted any non-RP writing online in three~ years.
Is that horrible enough?

[Mentova]

I have a really weird kink (by normal people standards, not furry standards) and it makes me feel gross :C

[Zaraphayx]

I have a really weird kink (by normal people standards, not furry standards) and it makes me feel gross :C

So you like footjobs or something?

Normies are gross.

[Sycophantic Feline]

I have a really weird kink (by normal people standards, not furry standards) and it makes me feel gross :C

It's probably something vanilla

Edited September 26, 2015 by Sycophantic Feline

[Mentova]

It's probably something vanilla

So you like footjobs or something?
Normies are gross.

Nope to both of these :V

[Guest]

The view changed, and me with it. I feel like a part of the stream that rushes from point A to point B, in decisions, travel, pleasure and everything, instead of looking at it all from the outside. There's a certain comfort in knowing there's a door out, and just touching the door's handle is enough to bring a man down to earth from incoherency. When it all piles up and surrounds the mind, the door brings the focus to one thing only, even if you never open it. That door is a dangerous gift.

But that door is no more. I have nowhere to shift my focus to and the stress builds up every day I have to interact with a lot of people in person. I realize now how much my ignorance guarded me from my introversion. I need more time alone now, which is quite backwards when you think about it. I notice my behaviour has changed. It's more rapid paced, and I notice I do things differently. Perhaps it'll just need time for me to get used to this.

There's also another thing. Now that I almost actively seek return to the old state of being, whenever I get close, I feel glad, but that glad sensation in return yanks me away from my goal, and I hate it because it makes it in theory unachievable.

I know it probably sounds pretty cryptic, but that's the only way I can explain it.

I do not understand. Could you use less metaphores and try to be more concrete, please? This is all too abstract

Edited September 26, 2015 by Guest

[Ayattar]

I put pants on my head and then pretend I'm a bunny.

[Zerig]

all my secrets are only secrets in real life

everyone on already knows I'm a huge furfaggot and a regular faggot

[MissFleece]

I told my dad I'm taking 4 classes when I'm actually taking 2  

I just really need the money and he only allocates me a specific amount every year, plus tuition. 

To be fair I was taking 3, but I didn't read the deadlines for registration and dropped it for another class that I couldn't sign up for. Woops. 

I'm a shitty human. 

[Kalmor]

I have a really weird kink (by normal people standards, not furry standards) and it makes me feel gross :C

Saaaame. Less making me feel gross but more "people IRL will look at me in a totally different way if they found out"

Don't judge. :V

[Zop]

 

Nope to both of these :V

Must be poop. Don't worrymy opinion of you has not changed. Only because I always pegged you as a poop enthusiast.

[Mentova]

Must be poop. Don't worrymy opinion of you has not changed. Only because I always pegged you as a poop enthusiast.

No, it is not nearly as bad as poop thank christ

[Hewge]

...I think that foxes can be ffffun to d-draw at times...

Please kill me, for I have been infected by the sluts themselves. I am undeserving of the blessing of the otters. So much shame!

[Ratmomma]

I logged onto Disney's site with parental consent.

Then I logged onto Neopets without parental consent.

THEN I got warned by Neopets staff for saying the naughtiest word in the book: "mfw".

YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP ME, MWHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Machine]

When I was nine or ten, as my dad was explaining to my little sister that Santa Claus wasn't real, I busted in saying "Oh yeah, the Easter Bunny isn't real either" and ran off laughing when she started to cry.

[Augmented Husky]

I'm 18 year old guy and i hardly find the idea of marriage or any romantic relationship appealing. So then looks like that makes me as I have come to find out a grey asexual.

Heaven forbid I should go against what society says