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If you could choose your own death, what would it be?

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I agree with Tyrion Lannister:

Shagga: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin? 

Tyrion Lannister: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

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I would want to blow up Michael Bay style. Just a giant "PPPSSSSHHHHH!!!!!" with fire and everything.

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Being hugged to death by fennec monsters I had just created.

Old age surrounded by friends also sounds nice, as I don't want to be the last one alive ._.

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Just now, LucidLynx said:

Take part in Final destination and die in a crazy, yet spectacular way.

I'd rather die on the Final Destination stage. Fighting Mario, Megaman, Cloud, Pacman, and Ryu. 2 stock, 5 minutes.

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46 minutes ago, Enigma said:

I'd rather die on the Final Destination stage. Fighting Mario, Megaman, Cloud, Pacman, and Ryu. 2 stock, 5 minutes.

>no Fox

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(actually I just hope it's right before I have to go into work and isn't fire-related)
(preferably memorable and tragic)

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3 hours ago, TheGreatFanatic said:

I would choose to be sucked into everyone's favorite horror game-

Silent Hill.

Dead space would have also been an acceptable answer.

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Crushed to death between my solid gold super-subwoofer speakers and the massive stampeding crowd of young, nubile, female fans while I perform a rocking music concert on my.... on my...

aw shit, I can only play the theremin. That'll have to do.

They're... uh... they're Blakes 7 fans too, OK?

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With a rifle in my hands and explosives on my chest. Glorious martyrdom before cowering infidels.

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Having taken a large quantity of sedatives, I'd like to dive off of this dam, into this reservoir (A reservoir oddly enough called The Pretty Boy reservoir, north of Baltimore) where there's a very sharp undertow, and the water is very cold, and I'd be pulled under, and lose consciousness, and it would feel numbing and as of a great, caressing pressure.

This is often an appealing thought, not just if I had to, but when I ponder it.

I used to think by jumping in front of the express train, but that seems too messy, and I might not time it right. Plus, people would be more traumatized.

Not to be morose, but when the time comes, and I feel too old or sick, I do believe I'd like to choose, rather than be a vegetable, or something!

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I don't care what it is as long as I go out as dramatically as I came in. Give the fuckers something to remember you by, that's what I say. 

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On 06/11/2016 at 7:59 PM, Hux said:

With a rifle in my hands and explosives on my chest. Glorious martyrdom before cowering infidels.

Well, this is an awful coincidence...

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1 hour ago, Hux said:

Well, this is an awful coincidence...

Isnt it ironic? Dontchya think? A little too ironic and ya I really do think.

 

 

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On 13 June 2016 at 10:02 AM, Enigma said:

As long as I die smiling.

Strychnine poisoning for you, then!

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Dying without anyone knowing who I was then people thousands of years after a nuclear war finding my old stories that I had complied into one book that they believe to be a stories of the creation of the world and messages from God to better themselves and stay off the path of sin

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On 16 June 2016 at 5:32 PM, Astus said:

Dying without anyone knowing who I was then people thousands of years after a nuclear war finding my old stories that I had complied into one book that they believe to be a stories of the creation of the world and messages from God to better themselves and stay off the path of sin

'cause that worked out so well for the last guy.

Can't wait to see all the different interpretations of what 'yiff' means.

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42 minutes ago, Saxon said:

I thought about this more seriously some time ago and, in lieu of obtaining a firearm, I decided that I would favour exsanguination.

Might I offer my services? I was feeling a little peckish...

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10 hours ago, Aeon said:

dressed up as waldo. 

This gave me a bizarre idea for a game involving a confused sniper assassin trying to pick out his target in a massive, ridiculously-dressed crowd from two miles away.

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4 hours ago, Faust said:

This gave me a bizarre idea for a game involving a confused sniper assassin trying to pick out his target in a massive, ridiculously-dressed crowd from two miles away.

 

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21 minutes ago, Chaosmasterdelta said:

Death by the heat death of the universe. That way I live as long as possible.

You'll be practically immortal to anything and everything else so you'd float in space for a time that for a human would be an eternity. No, nah, that is not what I want to experience before I die with the universe itself

I want to die listening to my favorite music, preferably on death bed and without any pain. That, or defusing a bomb (so you won't hear how terrorists win) 

 

 

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