Azure Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 So apparently there is a breed of human being who thinks that it is a wise decision to order fast food and actually transport it to their home and eat it. Do you even believe this? Why would you spend upwards of 10 dollars for a full meal whose quality unarguably is dependant on the amount of time that passes before you shove it into your gaping weaboo ramenhole, only to drive for 20 minuets and allow it to become a slimy old starch pile wrapped in branded brown paper and then eat it? What in the everliving fuck is wrong with that person? The must enjoy both wasting their money and being perpetually unsatisfied for it. If you know anyone who does this please tell them that I hate them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Look, garbage tastes better in your home. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I did this with a fast food burrito today, though the burrito place I go to is amazing so it doesn't matter where I eat it. Was still warm and tasted just as good after the drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 tbh, on the rare occasion that i do hit up a drive thru, i end up finishing it on the drive home. the Wendy's Baconator is a huge guilty pleasure of mine, fortunately i never have time to eat out or i'd be having heart problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I usually eat some on the way home, finish it at my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted August 29, 2016 Author Share Posted August 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, JegoLego said: tbh, on the rare occasion that i do hit up a drive thru, i end up finishing it on the drive home. the Wendy's Baconator is a huge guilty pleasure of mine, fortunately i never have time to eat out or i'd be having heart problems. Yiu are the only REAL man to post so far. There will no doubt be many posts about ouch the food is too hot or it's too much to eat. I need not this nonsense. You are merely weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Normally when I consume fast food it is at the theater because the managers are too cheap to buy real food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 The shit is so full of preservatives that all that's gonna happen on the drive home is it will get slightly colder. You're bitching over nothing. I can live with your hate because you're a sack of crap anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 When I work a 12-16 hour shift, I don't have time to fucking cook, or barely get any sleep for that matter. So yes I do go through the drive-thru and get shit food. It tastes better than an MRE. Get off your high horse and come eat some fried chicken with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lion Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I don't do fast food very often. I will say drive thru is convenient. Sometimes if I've been out all day and I'm sore and tired I head for the Bojangles on the way back home, order biscuits and fried chicken, It's still warm by the time I get home and now I don't have to cook. Also p cheap. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 20 minutes? I don't know where you go to, but that garbage only takes about 3-5 mins to buy and bring to my house. Fresh and EZ ~ If that bothers you then fight me over it damn son watacunt 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 The phone call goes like this "Hey, any plans for food?" "I'll get us something at KFC on the way home. What do you want?" "You filthy pig nazi how dare you do this to the family" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Fast food also gives you the shits. Maybe they just want to be near a clean toilet when they start eating. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I don't like ordering fast food to home. So much waiting, the food gets cold (bad when fast foods should be eaten right after they have been heated) and the extra delivery costs are a killer. I do have a guilty pleasure of eating inside a fast food restaurant, tho. (Un?)fortunately I've got a lot of fast food joints near me so I'll just walk/bicycle into one, especially if I am on a business to somewhere else too. It's costly and unhealthy but ateast I am burning some of the calories on the way to a fast food joint and on the way to home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I don't like eating fast food inside the restaurant; too many people. I prefer to snatch my food from the drive-thru attendant's hand and spirit it away to my den to eat in peace, before caching the remainders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Was going to say but Hewge nailed it...who takes a 20 minute drive home after buying fast food? Its fast food for a reason, you dont let it sit in that bag for that long. And a couple minutes isnt going to kill the warmth, taste, or flavor. Also, so much tension and hate in this thread, how does humanity survive when feuding over fast food gets this intense? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 tbh if I have to go outside to get food, I will usually opt to go to a sit down place so at least it is time and money well spent. but in the instances where I just want something quick, it only takes about five minutes for me to take the food home and I'm not about to ride my bike and eat at the same time like some savage hooligan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I dunno how much you can shove down your gullet, but fast food generally fills me the fuck up too much, unless I order something particularly small. But if that's the same price as a regular meal (and oftentimes it is), why not just take the rest of it home instead of trying to overstuff myself and feel sick? I can eat the rest of the day / part of the next day on that shit. That means less cooking, and less time and money from my own cabinet used at home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Today someone bought two sandwiches from me and asked if they'd spoil if left in the car. I often go shopping after work to grab a snack so I leave my subs in the car a lot so I asked how long she'd be shopping. 45 minutes or so. Full blown grocery trip. I was baffled. Why would you come buy some subs and then go shopping? You could have had them made after? I offered to keep them in our fridge and gave them to her when she came back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 16 hours ago, Misomie said: Today someone bought two sandwiches from me and asked if they'd spoil if left in the car. I often go shopping after work to grab a snack so I leave my subs in the car a lot so I asked how long she'd be shopping. 45 minutes or so. Full blown grocery trip. I was baffled. Why would you come buy some subs and then go shopping? You could have had them made after? I offered to keep them in our fridge and gave them to her when she came back. A colleague of mine was once enraged because I threw away uncooked chicken which he had left out on the kitchen work surface over night. Evidently he had wanted to eat it for breakfast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 I take fast food home because it taste just as good as other food with less trouble to get it. Fast Food It is food It is fast Im hungry Problem solved 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusGear Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Your fast food standards are so high... I will eat left over fast food that has been sitting on my desk for hours. Cold fries are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 photograph of @#00Buck caught preparing to bring fast food home. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 30 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: photograph of @#00Buck caught preparing to bring fast food home. I only do #2 at home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 And eat my food on the car like some savage? This is 'Murica! I do what I want! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Pizza gets delivered. Really, isn't taking fast food home just doing the same thing but for yourself? Checkmate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 I would take my food home but I like the experience of eating inside of the fast food place. It's something I've never really done up until recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 4 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I would take my food home but I like the experience of eating inside of the fast food place. It's something I've never really done up until recently. Strangest fetish ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 18 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: photograph of @#00Buck caught preparing to bring fast food home. Oh mother of god that's priceless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 On topic: the quality of fast food is determined by what part of the world you live in too. Most (if not all) fast food chains follow a specific recipe but that doesn't mean the McChicken burger you bought from your local McDonald's will be the same as the one you bought in another country. Some countries have better quality control on the ingredients they use and it makes a huge difference to the overall quality of the food. Take into consideration that some countries have more stricter policies in place that prohibit more harmful food types then you end up with a better quality product overall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 9 hours ago, FlynnCoyote said: Pizza gets delivered. Really, isn't taking fast food home just doing the same thing but for yourself? Checkmate. Incorrect. Pizza comes in a special heated bag. Fast food does not. Checkmate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Azure said: Incorrect. Pizza comes in a special heated bag. Fast food does not. Checkmate. Can confirm. Plus a 40-50 minute wait isnt fast. King me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Enigma said: Can confirm. Plus a 40-50 minute wait isnt fast. King me. When I get pizza, I just eat it. Saying fuck it send me pizza now speeds it up. I love cold pizza. I know I'm weird 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Glowing Glass said: When I get pizza, I just eat it. Saying fuck it send me pizza now speeds it up. I love cold pizza. I know I'm weird I like left over pizza cold. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 On 8/29/2016 at 3:50 AM, FlynnCoyote said: The shit is so full of preservatives that all that's gonna happen on the drive home is it will get slightly colder. You're bitching over nothing. I can live with your hate because you're a sack of crap anyway. McDonalds French Fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Ampers& Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 On 8/28/2016 at 11:43 PM, Azure said: So apparently there is a breed of human being who thinks that it is a wise decision to order fast food and actually transport it to their home and eat it. Do you even believe this? Why would you spend upwards of 10 dollars for a full meal whose quality unarguably is dependant on the amount of time that passes before you shove it into your gaping weaboo ramenhole, only to drive for 20 minuets and allow it to become a slimy old starch pile wrapped in branded brown paper and then eat it? What in the everliving fuck is wrong with that person? The must enjoy both wasting their money and being perpetually unsatisfied for it. If you know anyone who does this please tell them that I hate them. I often walk to the mall, grab something to eat and take it home with me I don't like cooking for myself because I'm not very good at it But I don't like eating in public because general agoraphobia but also residual food anxiety from ED the 10 minute walk doesn't hurt the food quality that much to be tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 The best fast food places don't have seating. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Onnes said: The best fast food places don't have seating. Last time I checked, In N out burger had seating. And the places that don't intend for you to eat it in your car simoly by virtue of design. I don't know bout anyone else but the quality of 10 minute old McDonald's vs fresh is kinda like eating chocolate truffles or a dog poop by mistake :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleTail Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Cold or hot, it still makes me strrrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Op is the reason that McDonalds is trying to make its restaurants look like a McRed Lobster nowadays they got people that literally wait your tables now ther will bring you your Big Mac on a platter and your fries in a basket I shit you nit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted September 2, 2016 Author Share Posted September 2, 2016 They're doing the opposite here in Murrika by placing self order kiosks and reducing the cashier to a busboy because half the workers don't speak enough English to effectively take an order. But we still get the fry basket sometimes. Regardless they're prolly gonna be out of business soon so I switched to Wendy's long ago, until in and out burger finally comes to co Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GemWolf Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I eat it at home. If I am not in the mood to cook. Home is only 10 mins away anyways, and I hate eating in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 On September 1, 2016 at 11:56 PM, GemWolf said: I hate eating in public. Yeah You can avoid experiences like I had today When I was Posting on my phone while letting the hot food cool properly and the lady comes and asks "HAVE YOU ENJOYED YOUR FIRST FEW BITES?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 4 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: Yeah You can avoid experiences like I had today When I was Posting on my phone while letting the hot food cool properly and the lady comes and asks "HAVE YOU ENJOYED YOUR FIRST FEW BITES?" Ugh what an awful experience. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: Yeah You can avoid experiences like I had today When I was Posting on my phone while letting the hot food cool properly and the lady comes and asks "HAVE YOU ENJOYED YOUR FIRST FEW BITES?" My parents do things like this all the time. I now no longer let them give me food and if they do I refuse to eat it. I tell them to stop and they do it anyways so my excuse? "You wanted me to grow up and live on my own so that's exactly what I'm preparing to do. You can help me do that by not doing anything at all." On the other side all food I get myself taste amazing and now that I choose when to eat I've stopped gaining weight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted September 4, 2016 Author Share Posted September 4, 2016 On 9/1/2016 at 10:27 PM, 6tails said: INO is fine if you eat their stuff IMMEDIATELY. It is not the kind of stuff you try taking home. Even after 5 minutes the fries are near-inedible and your bun's thoroughly soaked with grease. So a man would argue, what version of fast food isn't incredibly greasy and still tastes good after 10 minutes marinating in its own juices? My answer is none. You've just bought lukewarm cardboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Taco Bell crunch wrap supreme if you wanna sit inside McDonald's and eat like you're in a fancy high class restaurant then be my guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Microwaving fast food for a short period doesn't degrade it that much (IMO anyway), but if you put it on for too long, the buns get hard, the nuggets get incredibly chewy, and the fries just get terrible. However, I always eat in the parking lot unless someone brings it home. On 8/30/2016 at 2:41 PM, Saxon said: A colleague of mine was once enraged because I threw away uncooked chicken which he had left out on the kitchen work surface over night. Evidently he had wanted to eat it for breakfast... He was going to cook it at least right? I still wouldn't eat it, but wouldn't that kill most of the harmful bacteria in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 11 minutes ago, Socketosis said: Microwaving fast food for a short period doesn't degrade it that much (IMO anyway), but if you put it on for too long, the buns get hard, the nuggets get incredibly chewy, and the fries just get terrible. However, I always eat in the parking lot unless someone brings it home. He was going to cook it at least right? I still wouldn't eat it, but wouldn't that kill most of the harmful bacteria in it? Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittenAdmin Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Taco bell feast during late night gaming. Don't judge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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