Jump to content

General Chat/Time-Waster Thread


Sar
 Share

Recommended Posts

Yesterday, socialising at uni was scary

Hahahahaha
Tonight was definitely something. I am the dancing master
I got kissed by both sexes
One girl was all like, "I love you"
Another girl tickled me and gave me a piggyback on the dance floor

A dude was all like "You're the best guy in here"
Loads of people took photos of me


Needless to say, I'm a legend now. Thank you, the tip jar is over there

I feel great

  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

18 minutes ago, DrDingo said:

Yesterday, socialising at uni was scary

Hahahahaha
Tonight was definitely something. I am the dancing master
I got kissed by both sexes
One girl was all like, "I love you"
Another girl tickled me and gave me a piggyback on the dance floor

A dude was all like "You're the best guy in here"
Loads of people took photos of me


Needless to say, I'm a legend now. Thank you, the tip jar is over there

I feel great



That's like, really awesome. One part a tiny bit confusing, but wow. You must have been having some time.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

17 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

someone tell me what Vegemite is like

Salty yeast.

14 hours ago, DrGravitas said:

Burnt bacon grease.

One of my coworkers took a bet to eat an entire jar of it in one sitting, raw with only one glass of water allowed. Well, the remaining amount of a jar after most of us had tried a taste, which was basically the entire jar. He succeeded but it remains to first food bet he openly regretted (surprisingly, still says he does not regret the milk chugging one that made him vomit.) He also says he felt pretty sick later that evening. It IS a helluva lot of salt n' sodium, afterall.

Why do foolish foreigners always insist on eating it in large quantities straight from the jar, you are meant to apply a thin layer of it on your morsels of food so that

you acquire the taste for it or other wise it will taste horrible regardless, plebians.

 

Plebians.jpg

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, DrDingo said:

Yesterday, socialising at uni was scary

Hahahahaha
Tonight was definitely something. I am the dancing master
I got kissed by both sexes
One girl was all like, "I love you"
Another girl tickled me and gave me a piggyback on the dance floor

A dude was all like "You're the best guy in here"
Loads of people took photos of me


Needless to say, I'm a legend now. Thank you, the tip jar is over there

I feel great

oMeh2Ue.jpg

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Finally found a circuit design program that lets me show the JK flip-flop I am using in my design as a 7473 IC (only using one of the two FFs in the thing) rather than a logic symbol. Sort of needed if you plan on turning the thing into a circuit board or prototyping.

Also someone is bound to flip at hearing this over inefficiency concerns but I am using a 7805 to get 5V from a 9V battery so the 7473 and 555 don't blow themselves up.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

@Hux

WJtEcW6.png

is that you as a young bab?

Yeah, my bro and I were fused together by a retarded German guy who lived in the woods. He was trying to create the the canine centipede, but he screwed up and fused our butts together.

I'm the one on his left wishing I could scratch my butt.

  • Like 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 hours ago, DrDingo said:

Yesterday, socialising at uni was scary

Hahahahaha
Tonight was definitely something. I am the dancing master
I got kissed by both sexes
One girl was all like, "I love you"
Another girl tickled me and gave me a piggyback on the dance floor

A dude was all like "You're the best guy in here"
Loads of people took photos of me


Needless to say, I'm a legend now. Thank you, the tip jar is over there

I feel great

This is how you do life. 

Well done. Dance well. Love well. 

(But make time to study and don't catch anything)

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 hours ago, Lopaw said:

Finally found a circuit design program that lets me show the JK flip-flop I am using in my design as a 7473 IC (only using one of the two FFs in the thing) rather than a logic symbol. Sort of needed if you plan on turning the thing into a circuit board or prototyping.

Also someone is bound to flip at hearing this over inefficiency concerns but I am using a 7805 to get 5V from a 9V battery so the 7473 and 555 don't blow themselves up.

891a895dc8557789c65b885edfd916932b.png

 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

14 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

rip

when I first went to uni

I was ignored for the better part of it

It might be the tragic and unfortunate result of having the drinking age at 21 when the new kids are all 18

I got attention because I come out of my shell big time when I've had a couple of drinks

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, DrDingo said:

It might be the tragic and unfortunate result of having the drinking age at 21 when the new kids are all 18

I got attention because I come out of my shell big time when I've had a couple of drinks

Well, it's also because I hate socialising :^)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

52 minutes ago, Hux said:

What time is it?


It is 14 minutes past 3 PM.

My estimate is is newer than Crazy Lee's and therefore more relevant.

I have however provided you with a significantly lower value, suggesting one of us has made an error. I suggest collecting the current time from a large number of users and averaging to find the "true" time.

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said:

You ever feel like you irreversibly fucked up your life in way that you can't ignore, and that now you're forced to watch everything rapidly spin out of control?

Yes. I moved to Kentucky and I now feel like I'm trapped in a whirlpool of despair and regret.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

35 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said:

I too am in Kentucky. Luckily I am just visiting. My uncle Tom made some awesome slow cooked pulled pork, and tomorrow we go to Louder than Life.

But hey, if it makes you better, I live in Ohio.

Live north of Ohio, can verify. Ohio is mostly flat and boring as shit.

 

This is amusing.

 

meat.jpg

So, in order to eat this blood infested thing, am I also required to chase it and kill it? Will it moo in terror at me while I slit its throat? How much is it to ask for properly cooked meat?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 minutes ago, Lemon said:

The only nice spot in ohio is where I live, and its columbus. 

Cincinnati's kinda nice too ;_;

23 minutes ago, Crazy Lee said:

Live north of Ohio, can verify. Ohio is mostly flat and boring as shit.

 

This is amusing.

 

meat.jpg

So, in order to eat this blood infested thing, am I also required to chase it and kill it? Will it moo in terror at me while I slit its throat? How much is it to ask for properly cooked meat?

The only thing I see wrong with this meat is that it's over-cooked.

Now this is more like it!

20160604_184853.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, LazerMaster5 said:

I too am in Kentucky. Luckily I am just visiting. My uncle Tom made some awesome slow cooked pulled pork, and tomorrow we go to Louder than Life.

But hey, if it makes you better, I live in Ohio.

Ugh. Ohio is full of fat Midwesterners and Kentucky is full of impoverished Southerners who are not quite as grotesquely fat.

Looks like I might be condemned to work in a mine to keep some fat, stupid, and ugly Southern sow happy while we raise our twelve children in a double wide trailer.

At least I'll die of black lung when I'm forty.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So, I just got my first smartphone today (Samsung Galaxy j7) ... but I did not have it at work to take a picture of the spy @Proper noun sent to invade my storage room...

I still can't figure out what species of moth it was (it had lichen colored camouflage, as well as a small black skull like making), though I am certain it is not native to NJ, so it must have stowed away in one of the produce shipments...

What nefandous ends do you pursue in spying on my fruits and vegetables, Proper Noun?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, Osrik said:

So, I just got my first smartphone today (Samsung Galaxy j7) ... but I did not have it at work to take a picture of the spy @Proper noun sent to invade my storage room...

I still can't tell what species of moth it was (it had lichen colored camouflage, as well as a small black skull like making), though I am certain it is not native to NJ, so it must have stowed away in one of the produce shipments...

What nefandous ends do you pursue in spying on my fruits and vegetables, Proper Noun?

Has it spontaneously combusted yet?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Osrik said:

So, I just got my first smartphone today (Samsung Galaxy j7) ... but I did not have it at work to take a picture of the spy @Proper noun sent to invade my storage room...

I still can't figure out what species of moth it was (it had lichen colored camouflage, as well as a small black skull like making), though I am certain it is not native to NJ, so it must have stowed away in one of the produce shipments...

What nefandous ends do you pursue in spying on my fruits and vegetables, Proper Noun?

Did it look like this?
bec50fa09647c1bb5d10b79915ab114c.jpgdeathsheadmoth.jpg

Plots? Schemes? I don't know what you're talking about! shit, shit! abort mission! they're on to us!

 

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, Proper noun said:

Did it look like this?
 

Plots? Schemes? I don't know what you're talking about! shit, shit! abort mission! they're on to us!

 

No, it looked more like this:

Copy_of_Moth_Lichen_like3.jpg?m=13489082

but with a small black circle with two dots in it (so somewhat skull like) near the head...

and I'm on to you... I don't know what you're plotting, but I'm sure it is sinister and dastardly!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

21 hours ago, DrGravitas said:

The only thing I see wrong with this meat is that it's over-cooked.

The only thing wrong with that meat is that it still has blood in it, and it looks like clotted blood as well! I don't mind pink but drain your damn meat properly.

 

14485125_1135288286555002_6863481050889864310_n.jpg

I just love it when Christians take something pop culture or popular at the moment and try to make it religious in order to fool people into joining their cult... I mean lure victims... I mean convert people. Yea.

Like in this case. They're like "Pokemon GO is popular right now, let's have a GO day at our church so we'll get people here and we can try to convert them while they're here." It feels like a scam, a con job, a bait and switch. People come expecting one thing and get something entirely different. I don't think Jesus expected people to use trickery to convert them.

Also, since this is the Philippines, maybe they do need God since their president is now Hitler.

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Pondering that I have felt kinda lonely here. Not many new faces seem to show up, or stick around, seems kinda hard to meet friends.

Does the Dischord chat feature of this site have more/different people on it?

I signed up,. but never used it. May have to give it a try. Though I just noted I accidentally deleted the PM that had the links...ooops! Will have to re-request.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have reason to believe that both the PLC and fault finding units are gone from the list of units I was told I'd be doing on my course. Which is a shame as they will likely get replaced with more mechanical (as opposed to electrical) engineering units or worse, mundane units that are there because they are easy to teach to everyone else on the course who are not doing as well.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Crazy Lee said:

The only thing wrong with that meat is that it still has blood in it, and it looks like clotted blood as well! I don't mind pink but drain your damn meat properly.

 

14485125_1135288286555002_6863481050889864310_n.jpg

I just love it when Christians take something pop culture or popular at the moment and try to make it religious in order to fool people into joining their cult... I mean lure victims... I mean convert people. Yea.

Like in this case. They're like "Pokemon GO is popular right now, let's have a GO day at our church so we'll get people here and we can try to convert them while they're here." It feels like a scam, a con job, a bait and switch. People come expecting one thing and get something entirely different. I don't think Jesus expected people to use trickery to convert them.

What's funny is that some of them deemed Pokemon as demonic witchcraft.

Also this (it's not real but not too far off):

 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Sir Gibby said:

are you trying to imply hitler did nothing wrong

or would you like me to show you videos of what drug lords do to their victims

I could post a video I just watched of some cartellos who ripped off the face and eyes of their victim, cut his hands off, and finally trying to slowly behead him with both a dull sickle and a flimsy razor knife.

It's a real video and I could find it if you guys would like to see it. It's a little a gruesome, especially when their faceless victim starts releasing blood curdling cries of agony.

Mods, can I link to sites like live leak and best gore?

 

Rodrigo Duterte did nothing wrong.

 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 minutes ago, Hux said:

I could post a video I just watched of some cartellos who ripped off the face and eyes of their victim, cut his hands off, and finally trying to slowly behead him with both a dull sickle and a flimsy razor knife.

 

i was actually about to post the same video

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 minutes ago, Hux said:

I could post a video I just watched of some cartellos who ripped off the face and eyes of their victim, cut his hands off, and finally trying to slowly behead him with both a dull sickle and a flimsy razor knife.

It's a real video and I could find it you guys would like to see it. It's a little a gruesome, especially when their faceless victim starts releasing blood curdling cries of agony.

Mods, can I link to site like live leak and best gore?

 

Rodrigo Duterte did nothing wrong.

 

I thought it was funny when Anonymous tried to go after the cartels only to back down when one of them got kidnapped. Internet "hacktivism" isn't going to stop a powerful gang like that.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Vae pinned this topic

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...