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Your Mother is so fat that she could be classified as a medieval siege weapon.

On 1/16/2016 at 2:35 AM, Rhíulchabán said:

Yo mamma so fat she has diabetes as a result of her overeating habit and needs to take insulin shots to ensure her health does not further deteriorate, if she could still exercise and lose weight this could go away, but years of doing things for her children have left her with incredibly painful arthritis and her varicose veins make walking a challenge. She is inhibited from losing weight without going through severe pain, and thus she is subjected to the rest of her life taking insulin shots and worrying more and more as the dementia eats away at her mind that she will one day forget to take it and be found catatonic or worse by one of her children who only visits once a month.

Things just took for a dark turn with a bomb of depressing yet sobering reality.

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4 minutes ago, Khaki said:

Your Mother is so fat that she could be classified as a medieval siege weapon.

Things just took for a dark turn with a bomb of depressing yet sobering reality.

Yo Mama gave me da...

Enough comments about not getting laid.

Yo Mama so dank da kush smokes her!

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Your momma's so fat that she had to go to counselling due to developing acute depression as a result of severe negative self-image, brought about by the vanity of shallow modern society that places unreasonable stress on those who differ from what is considered the social norm of beauty.

...ok, I'm not very good at these.

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