Kinharia Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Okay, simply give a yo mamma joke to the person above. Since I'm first to start I'll insult my own mother :'( Kinny's mamma is so stupid. She got locked in a grocery store and starved. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a monster truck and turned it into a LOWRIDER! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Yo mamma's like a brickShe's flat, dirty, and always getting laid by Mexicans 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Yo' mama so young, she's still being breast fed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Yo mamma's so classless she could be a Marxist utopia. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 They used to be called 'jumpolines' before yo mama got on one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 (edited) Yo mama so hairy, the furries are drawing her! Edited December 6, 2015 by DrGravitas Removing extra words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Yo mama so thin, a guy balanced a camera on her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 6, 2015 Author Share Posted December 6, 2015 Yo Mamma so ugly, she went to an Ugly Contest and they said "Sorry, no Professionals!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Your... Oh nevermind, im not insulting people.skip me, insult kinnys mom instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KookyFox Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 oh come on all of these are a tad bit too nice yo momma such a whore, folks in da neighborhood call her the cock garage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KookyFox Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Yo momma like a hardware store - ten cents per screw.yo momma like a seafood all-you-can-eat, free clam for all ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 yo mamma is so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 yo mamma is so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. Yo momma so hairy, when she spread her legs for me i got ambushed by the viet cong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 YO momma so hairy, when you were born you came out with rug burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Yo mama so fat she gives vampires diabetes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 7, 2015 Author Share Posted December 7, 2015 Yo mama so stupid. She thought the Americas was all one country!(that was a poor one, I am sorry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadrinGaledeep Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Yo mamma so fat, when she wore her yellow dress on a walk, all the kids started chasing her screaming "GIANT TWINKIE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Yo momma's so diseased, the common cold catches HER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 Yo mamma so Ugly she makes Ugly go "Daaaaaaaamn! Yuuu ugly!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aouzy Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Yo momma so dumb when a plane crashed she buried all the survivors 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Yer maw sae stupid, when yer gran said "yer aff yer heid" she checked if 'er body was still there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Yo Mamma so fat, when she went on a diet she ended world hunger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zytan Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and lives in the closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naesaki Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Yo momma so fat that even Kirby can't eat her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 Yo mamma is so stupid, she drank the water from a lake right next to a sewage outpipe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Yo mama so fat, Protoss Tempests deal extra damage to her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Yo momma's so fat, she stood on some weighing scales and they said 'One person at a time please' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Yo mama's so fat She is required by law to go *beeep... beeep... beeep* whenever she backs up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) your maternal figure is so old we found prehistoric statues of her. Edited December 30, 2015 by Caledonian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Your mama is so short that she glide with a dorito. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Your mama is so ugly they keep pictures of her in the zoo to keep the monkeys from masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Yo mama so fat, all these jokes are her diary entries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Your mother is so obese that an entire cave exploration team lost their lives in an attempt to rescue the doctor that was aiding your birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted January 18, 2016 Author Share Posted January 18, 2016 Yo mamma is soooo stupid! She once tried to solve a mathematic problem by consuming pi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Yo mama so thoughtful, whenever she comes over, she bakes cookies for everyone. She is a kind lady. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Your Mother is so fat that she could be classified as a medieval siege weapon. On 1/16/2016 at 2:35 AM, Rhíulchabán said: Yo mamma so fat she has diabetes as a result of her overeating habit and needs to take insulin shots to ensure her health does not further deteriorate, if she could still exercise and lose weight this could go away, but years of doing things for her children have left her with incredibly painful arthritis and her varicose veins make walking a challenge. She is inhibited from losing weight without going through severe pain, and thus she is subjected to the rest of her life taking insulin shots and worrying more and more as the dementia eats away at her mind that she will one day forget to take it and be found catatonic or worse by one of her children who only visits once a month. Things just took for a dark turn with a bomb of depressing yet sobering reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Khaki said: Your Mother is so fat that she could be classified as a medieval siege weapon. Things just took for a dark turn with a bomb of depressing yet sobering reality. Yo Mama gave me da... Enough comments about not getting laid. Yo Mama so dank da kush smokes her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Your momma's so fat that she had to go to counselling due to developing acute depression as a result of severe negative self-image, brought about by the vanity of shallow modern society that places unreasonable stress on those who differ from what is considered the social norm of beauty. ...ok, I'm not very good at these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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