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90% of people are an undatable clusterfuck of personality disorders that I don't have the patience for but sex is usually okay.

It'd be okay to just cohabitate and bang with someone sane who doesn't insist on being a financial, emotional, and temporal parasite but I can only dream.

 

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Yup, same here. I get antsy and annoyed when I am expected to fit my schedule and spare time around the wants of another person, so I try to avoid relationships because of that. 

Well, that and "What do you mean, this asexuality-thing isn't a phase?!". Sex is about as appealing to me as a plate of steamed brocolli. 

Not at all.

My issue is that after dating twice, neither time ever felt right.  Like, at all, and thankfully it never went beyond hugging and kissing both times or I'd feel super uncomfortable even talking about it.  I prefer reading and writing romance to having a relationship, mostly because I know when I need a break from it, I can just set it aside and go unwind with video games without someone getting butthurt over not wanting to spend time with them.

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I don't find myself very interested in relationships, either. They've always been a whole lot more effort than they're actually worth to me, so far.

Don't get me wrong tho dudes are hawt hubba hubba plz take me now

Broccoli makes me want to puke, man. :c

But you can pretend they're trees! You never wanted to eat your very own forest ?

 

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I first saw porn when I was twelve I had no idea what was going on so I went back to watching cartoons

tbh, my first time viewing it was because somebody mentioned it when I was playing the Monopoly PC game online (before GameSpy shut down their servers), and I had no idea what it was. I asked them what it was, and they said "lol, you'll know when you're older." I wasn't going to settle for that answer, so I looked it up myself a couple years later. I was 10 at the time, and I was horrified... but strangely intrigued.

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The whole idea of family values seems stupid to me and annoys me, same goes with religion.  

So my family doesn't know that I really am a atheist nor accept it. Oh and they don't know that I'm bi, I rather have a boyfriend than a girlfriend cause i feel like i can commit better to a male than a female. 

 

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magic school bus, loved the show except for that one episode which I swear made my left eye and cheek twitch. I'd flip out and maybe phant if I knew someone was inside me 8(

Mrs. Frissel had a strange habit of turning the students into uncanny valley style 'animal/human' abominations  theat where quite creepy . It happened way to often in the show. But besides that it was a well done 'edutainment' cartoon.

I like gore.

Is this your 'inconvenient truth'?

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I used to borrow my upstairs neighbors' internet, it always went out and wouldn't come back until the router was reset. Since I had access to the breaker box I would cut power to their living room for an instant because I couldn't just ask them to reset it for me. They asked me once if my apartment was getting random power outages as well, and I said "No. I have no idea what you are talking about. How odd."

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I'm jealous of @Kaizy 's 101 reputation
Also, haha, I know that feeling. Sort of. I stopped hiding the fact I was a furry years ago, but no one caught on.

 

Oh fine, I'll add an ACTUAL secret. Not a single relationship I've been in has ended up "good" note. They've all exploded.
Guess I'm that much of a fun guy

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I have this odd thing where I'm terrified of people finding out I'm a furry, and yet I want people I've known for a long time to find out by accident so I can be like, "bet you didn't see that coming!".

I'm kinda the same way with telling my friends that Im bi and have a boyfriend. Im not terrified, but I am anxious

I just really want to see the look on their face when they find out :P for the longest time they've known me, they think Im straight

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I don't tell people irl that I'm bisexual unless it somehow comes up, and I coast right under all but the most well calibrated gaydar so it's always funny to A.) observe people's reactions when I say something really gay B.) catch bigots with their pants down when they think it's safe to make stupid comments in my presence.

When I was younger and had a boyfriend my mother acted thrilled because it meant I wouldn't raise any godless children; I admire her consistency at least.

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One day in grade 9 I wrote a detailed poem about killing a girl that made me angry. I thought it was cool and showed some friends, but then it spread around the whole school like wild fire within a matter of hours. Quickly regretted that one! One of her friends was going to beat me up on the bus home, but I denied writing it about her (was smart enough to not put her name on it). A couple of weeks later I got called down to the counselor's office about it, but I just told him it was some lyrics I wrote for a band my friends were making. He believed me and just gave me advice about how "you don't need to write crap like that to make good songs". Also for the rest of the school year I would get random people ask me "hey are you the dude that wrote that poem about [girl]?" and I would be like "nope" because I just wanted to forget it ever happened.

I was a fucked up little boy in my teens. Still ashamed to speak about it these days...

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When using other people's microwaves, I like to stop it and leave a few seconds on the timer, just to be evil.

I also lie to people and say I have seen popular movies such as Top Gun, Casablanca, or any of the Godfathers just so I don't have to hear them say "You haven't seen it before!?".

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When I started experimenting sexually around age 17 (yeah I was a late bloomer) I once tried to stick a popsicle stick up my butt because I couldn't find anything better that was disposable. Uh, didn't really work out, and I never had any desire to stick things up there again. <_<

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I've ripped audio CDs onto my laptop, which is technically illegal under UK law. Everyone just ignores that law though.

That's a stupid law. And here in the US I would check out popular music from the library and rip it. After all, not every band is worth my money.

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That's a stupid law. And here in the US I would check out popular music from the library and rip it. After all, not every band is worth my money.

To be fair, the House of Commons voted last year to introduce a new bill that made it legal to rip DVDs and audio CDs for personal use for a few months (not that the original ban actually stopped anybody from doing this whilst it was in place), but that decision was reversed last July by the supreme court after a few companies/people came together and lodged an appeal to make it illegal again.

It is a very stupid law but it's far from being an enforced one, thankfully.

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I would think music for free profits music artists more than having to pay? I mean...less people buy something they don't know about, more people consume something they can acquire freely. Money can be made off merchandise, shows, etc.

 

Exposure makes all the difference. I have seen local bands with just as much talent as international acts, but until they play at a major festival like Rock on the Range or Wacken they don't have much of an audience beyond people who went to whatever hole in the wall they happened to be playing at. That being said, their merch tables are worth patronizing, as the money goes directly to the band and allows them to play more shows and record new albums.

I'm so obsessed with FNaF that I looked up some messed up things on the internet about it.

I don't even think the Internet is ready to handle what I've seen.

Judging from the way you present yourself here, I don't think you're surprising anyone here.

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I look up complicated and big words so the search engine can tell me how to spell them

I know this all too well. I constantly have a browser open while having conversations to double check my spelling.

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