Zaraphayx Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 90% of people are an undatable clusterfuck of personality disorders that I don't have the patience for but sex is usually okay.It'd be okay to just cohabitate and bang with someone sane who doesn't insist on being a financial, emotional, and temporal parasite but I can only dream. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansitru Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 But steamed broccoli is delicious! Much better than other greens D:Broccoli makes me want to puke, man. :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpai-Fish Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Yup, same here. I get antsy and annoyed when I am expected to fit my schedule and spare time around the wants of another person, so I try to avoid relationships because of that. Well, that and "What do you mean, this asexuality-thing isn't a phase?!". Sex is about as appealing to me as a plate of steamed brocolli. Not at all.My issue is that after dating twice, neither time ever felt right. Like, at all, and thankfully it never went beyond hugging and kissing both times or I'd feel super uncomfortable even talking about it. I prefer reading and writing romance to having a relationship, mostly because I know when I need a break from it, I can just set it aside and go unwind with video games without someone getting butthurt over not wanting to spend time with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I don't find myself very interested in relationships, either. They've always been a whole lot more effort than they're actually worth to me, so far.Don't get me wrong tho dudes are hawt hubba hubba plz take me nowBroccoli makes me want to puke, man. :cBut you can pretend they're trees! You never wanted to eat your very own forest ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlushyFoxy Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 In high school, I would put pieces of a Hershey's chocolate bar into my sausage and cheese kolache. The combination of the salty and sweet was delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I first saw porn when I was twelve I had no idea what was going on so I went back to watching cartoons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I first saw porn when I was twelve I had no idea what was going on so I went back to watching cartoonstbh, my first time viewing it was because somebody mentioned it when I was playing the Monopoly PC game online (before GameSpy shut down their servers), and I had no idea what it was. I asked them what it was, and they said "lol, you'll know when you're older." I wasn't going to settle for that answer, so I looked it up myself a couple years later. I was 10 at the time, and I was horrified... but strangely intrigued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Once upon a time; I oppressed the otters and compared them to the terrible, slutty foxes :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 (edited) The whole idea of family values seems stupid to me and annoys me, same goes with religion. So my family doesn't know that I really am a atheist nor accept it. Oh and they don't know that I'm bi, I rather have a boyfriend than a girlfriend cause i feel like i can commit better to a male than a female. Edited October 2, 2015 by Canis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 (edited) It's likely that the only reason I have such heavy a "straight preference" in relationship is because of years of listening to homophobic nonsense and being accused of being gay. Family is so wonderful sometimes~ Edited October 2, 2015 by ChaosCalix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Family is so wonderful sometimes~Cant tell is that's sarcasm, my bad. And my mother isn't interested to have a gay or bi son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maug Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 magic school bus, loved the show except for that one episode which I swear made my left eye and cheek twitch. I'd flip out and maybe phant if I knew someone was inside me 8(Mrs. Frissel had a strange habit of turning the students into uncanny valley style 'animal/human' abominations theat where quite creepy . It happened way to often in the show. But besides that it was a well done 'edutainment' cartoon.I like gore.Is this your 'inconvenient truth'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Cant tell is that's sarcasm, my bad. And my mother isn't interested to have a gay or bi son. Sarcasm. I was raised by a homophobic, aggressive alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I used to borrow my upstairs neighbors' internet, it always went out and wouldn't come back until the router was reset. Since I had access to the breaker box I would cut power to their living room for an instant because I couldn't just ask them to reset it for me. They asked me once if my apartment was getting random power outages as well, and I said "No. I have no idea what you are talking about. How odd." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 My roommate has no idea I'm a furry. I'm not even trying to hide it at this point really but they haven't caught on and it's pretty funny because it should be horribly obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 (edited) I'm jealous of @Kaizy 's 101 reputationAlso, haha, I know that feeling. Sort of. I stopped hiding the fact I was a furry years ago, but no one caught on. Oh fine, I'll add an ACTUAL secret. Not a single relationship I've been in has ended up "good" note. They've all exploded.Guess I'm that much of a fun guy Edited October 2, 2015 by ChaosCalix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I have this odd thing where I'm terrified of people finding out I'm a furry, and yet I want people I've known for a long time to find out by accident so I can be like, "bet you didn't see that coming!". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I have this odd thing where I'm terrified of people finding out I'm a furry, and yet I want people I've known for a long time to find out by accident so I can be like, "bet you didn't see that coming!".I'm kinda the same way with telling my friends that Im bi and have a boyfriend. Im not terrified, but I am anxiousI just really want to see the look on their face when they find out for the longest time they've known me, they think Im straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 My parents have no clue that I am bi and have a boyfriend. I tried hinting my Sexuality to dad, but I'm not sure he caught on.And they think I actually play games on my tablet. They have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I don't tell people irl that I'm bisexual unless it somehow comes up, and I coast right under all but the most well calibrated gaydar so it's always funny to A.) observe people's reactions when I say something really gay B.) catch bigots with their pants down when they think it's safe to make stupid comments in my presence.When I was younger and had a boyfriend my mother acted thrilled because it meant I wouldn't raise any godless children; I admire her consistency at least. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I love elastic and stretching anthros and a girl wanted to have with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalmor Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I love elastic and stretching anthros and a girl wanted to have with me.U wot m8. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 One time I linked Sirrob robot porn while he was streaming online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 i listen to the goo goo dolls unironicallydizzy up the girl is my favorite albumwhen i do these things i tend to end up crying in the corner with the lights off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I'm currently wearing a really fucking bad fake tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) One day in grade 9 I wrote a detailed poem about killing a girl that made me angry. I thought it was cool and showed some friends, but then it spread around the whole school like wild fire within a matter of hours. Quickly regretted that one! One of her friends was going to beat me up on the bus home, but I denied writing it about her (was smart enough to not put her name on it). A couple of weeks later I got called down to the counselor's office about it, but I just told him it was some lyrics I wrote for a band my friends were making. He believed me and just gave me advice about how "you don't need to write crap like that to make good songs". Also for the rest of the school year I would get random people ask me "hey are you the dude that wrote that poem about [girl]?" and I would be like "nope" because I just wanted to forget it ever happened.I was a fucked up little boy in my teens. Still ashamed to speak about it these days... Edited October 15, 2015 by Phausk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Got a secret? A small secret? A big one?I've got a big secret if you know what I mean ;> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 The last time I had the house to myself, I used the butter from the refrigerator as lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antumbra Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 When using other people's microwaves, I like to stop it and leave a few seconds on the timer, just to be evil.I also lie to people and say I have seen popular movies such as Top Gun, Casablanca, or any of the Godfathers just so I don't have to hear them say "You haven't seen it before!?". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 I used to draw really bad porn of video game characters when I was like 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) When I started experimenting sexually around age 17 (yeah I was a late bloomer) I once tried to stick a popsicle stick up my butt because I couldn't find anything better that was disposable. Uh, didn't really work out, and I never had any desire to stick things up there again. <_< Edited October 25, 2015 by Phausk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I have a really, really bad secret. I am actually a fox pretending to be a human pretending to be a fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I have a really, really bad secret. I am actually a fox pretending to be a human pretending to be a fox.Foxception Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I have a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfeh Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I once used the same password on 3 sites ... I know, I'm horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I kinda find gagging and retching noises hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) I've ripped audio CDs onto my laptop, which is technically illegal under UK law. Everyone just ignores that law though. Edited October 26, 2015 by Sutekh_the_Steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I've ripped audio CDs onto my laptop, which is technically illegal under UK law. Everyone just ignores that law though.That's a stupid law. And here in the US I would check out popular music from the library and rip it. After all, not every band is worth my money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) That's a stupid law. And here in the US I would check out popular music from the library and rip it. After all, not every band is worth my money. To be fair, the House of Commons voted last year to introduce a new bill that made it legal to rip DVDs and audio CDs for personal use for a few months (not that the original ban actually stopped anybody from doing this whilst it was in place), but that decision was reversed last July by the supreme court after a few companies/people came together and lodged an appeal to make it illegal again.It is a very stupid law but it's far from being an enforced one, thankfully. Edited October 26, 2015 by Sutekh_the_Steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I would think music for free profits music artists more than having to pay? I mean...less people buy something they don't know about, more people consume something they can acquire freely. Money can be made off merchandise, shows, etc. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) I'm so obsessed with FNaF that I looked up some messed up things on the internet about it.I don't even think the Internet is ready to handle what I've seen. Edited October 26, 2015 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I would think music for free profits music artists more than having to pay? I mean...less people buy something they don't know about, more people consume something they can acquire freely. Money can be made off merchandise, shows, etc. Exposure makes all the difference. I have seen local bands with just as much talent as international acts, but until they play at a major festival like Rock on the Range or Wacken they don't have much of an audience beyond people who went to whatever hole in the wall they happened to be playing at. That being said, their merch tables are worth patronizing, as the money goes directly to the band and allows them to play more shows and record new albums. I'm so obsessed with FNaF that I looked up some messed up things on the internet about it.I don't even think the Internet is ready to handle what I've seen.Judging from the way you present yourself here, I don't think you're surprising anyone here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I look up complicated and big words so the search engine can tell me how to spell them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I look up complicated and big words so the search engine can tell me how to spell themI know this all too well. I constantly have a browser open while having conversations to double check my spelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I look up complicated and big words so the search engine can tell me how to spell themI do this quite often as I have a habit of forgetting how to spell words.... even basic ones.. like narcissistic. And licence. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 If it wasn't for autocorrect on my tablet keyboard, my spelling errors would be through the roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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