Toshabi Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Apparently, I can't be gay for teh following reasons: • Didn't come out on National Coming Out day • Didn't wear anything rainbow and/or don't have a gay pride bumper sticker. • Didn't acknowledge/show my support for National Coming Out day on social media. • Don't act gay enough. Remember the simpler times when all it took to convince people you were gay enough was taking a dick up the ass? Either or, I don't pass college gay standards, and that's pretty straight. tl;dr- 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 *Throws grenade in the closet* It goes off in five seconds get the fuck out here! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I wish more gay guys would let girls lick their asses 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Just now, Lucyfish said: I wish more gay guys would let girls lick their asses Is this where the Crystal Pepsi comes in handy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: Is this where the Crystal Pepsi comes in handy? Sparkle anus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Don't worry Toshabi, you don't have to do any of those things, we all know you're hopelessly, irredeemably gay 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lucyfish said: Sparkle anus That sounds like the best kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 12, 2016 Author Share Posted October 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, SirRob said: Don't worry Toshabi, you don't have to do any of those things, we all know you're hopelessly, irredeemably gay Be gay with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 9 minutes ago, Toshabi said: Be gay with me. What did you want me to do, Master? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 "Not gay enough" according to whom, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Help is on the way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 It's okay, I'm mega-ultra-gay and I did none of those things tbh, I didn't even come out at all, everyone just kinda knew :^) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lion Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 @Toshabi Don't worry you're plenty gay. No one on this forum should confuse you for a hetero. I still can't get over the fact that there are people within and outside of the LGBT community who feel the need to impose some kind of culture on everyone who engages in same sex relationships. There shouldn't be a benchmark standard for coming out, showing support, being involved with the community and what is or isn't appropriately representing your fellow homos. Can't we all just have sex in peace? I mean shit, sexuality is about sex and who you have it with don't need to add "is your gay sex gay enough to pass the gay test" to the sexcapades checklist. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 3 hours ago, Lucyfish said: I wish more gay guys would let girls lick their asses This is a childrens forum, stop this adultery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Yes, you didn't make a poll with I'm gay on it, so you're not gay enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Just watch a justin gay bieber video and your filled with extreme gay again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 3 hours ago, #00Buck said: Is this where the Crystal Pepsi comes in handy? I can't get past the thought that I feel like that'd be realllly uncomfortable. 23 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: This is a childrens forum, stop this adultery Oh heavens, help I'm being accosted by these vile heathens. The day this is a children's forum is the day @Zaraphayx makes a nerd essay. Also, does it mean I'm straight if I didn't even know national coming out day was a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 30 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: This is a childrens forum, stop this adultery I think sexual stuff makes everything better. This is a forum for furries after all... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Just turn the children to our cause. Make them join the sausage party. :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 3 hours ago, Lucyfish said: Sparkle anus This gave me an... interesting... mental image. essentially a sparkledog version of this thing: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Just now, Victor-933 said: This gave me an... interesting... mental image. Hide contents essentially a sparkledog version of this thing: THE EVIDENCE BEFORE THE COURT IS INCONTROVERTIBLE 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 16 minutes ago, Glowing Glass said: Just turn the children to our cause. Make them join the sausage party. :v Oh boy, you just opened a can of worms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, Socketosis said: Oh boy, you just opened a can of worms. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Can I be gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 9 minutes ago, Socketosis said: Oh boy, you just opened a can of worms. Gay worms? 2 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Can I be gay? How much are you willing to pay? Furthermore, you'll need a full, fabulous makeover. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Yeah, No-True-Scotsman fallacies are fucking dumb. There's nothing more to being gay than liking cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 You should probably just remind them about what that word actually means. I think it has something to do with being attracted to members of the same sex as you? IDK anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Victor-933 said: This gave me an... interesting... mental image. Reveal hidden contents essentially a sparkledog version of this thing: 2 hours ago, Lucyfish said: THE EVIDENCE BEFORE THE COURT IS INCONTROVERTIBLE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I'm gay, and hate Lady Gaga, Madonna, 'club' music, gay bars, and those corny mustaches. And I found two weeks in SF, CA to be fun as in a visit, but it made me feel I'd be very depressed, living there: It felt sad & phony, a pretty facade, not much under it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I've watched this video at least 30 times and I just realized it would be appropriate to put it in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 what trials must i pass to become gay, i feel like im missing out 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Don't worry Toshabi... I'm sure that some day you'll be gay enough to make the cut to be part of America's gay elite. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 25 minutes ago, Pignog said: what trials must i pass to become gay, i feel like im missing out We can be gay together if your husbando does not get mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 36 minutes ago, Pignog said: what trials must i pass to become gay, i feel like im missing out i will show u come to me 11 minutes ago, #00Buck said: We can be gay together if your husbando does not get mad. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Zerig said: I can be over at piggy's place in 10 mins. I bet that makes you jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I've been told I'm essentially a gay man, which warms the cockles of my heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I've been told my mannerisms are really gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 You're plenty gay enough for me bb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liovaire Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: The day this is a children's forum is the day @Zaraphayx makes a nerd essay. So about 6 months ago then. Nothing but a family furriendly furrum ever since :^) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, Liovaire said: So about 6 months ago then. Nothing but a family furriendly furrum ever since :^) Ahhh frig. Okay, the day Zaraphyx makes a second nerd essay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liovaire Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 20 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Ahhh frig. Okay, the day Zaraphyx makes a second nerd essay. Literally his second post in that thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Zerig said: I'm dying to know the explanation behind this stock photo. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 well obviously you don't have enough gay pitching, and the straights have all the bases covered with one fuck of a hitter on bat. you're up for a grand slam, 4-0, bottom of the 9th, it was a good game, but you'll be hooking up with the ladies in no time. sorry about your luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I didn't know that was a thing until it was over. I'm just glad I'm not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 7 hours ago, Wrecker said: well obviously you don't have enough gay pitching, and the straights have all the bases covered with one fuck of a hitter on bat. you're up for a grand slam, 4-0, bottom of the 9th, it was a good game, but you'll be hooking up with the ladies in no time. sorry about your luck. I feel that "grand slam" is ab interesting choice of words. 11 hours ago, Liovaire said: Literally his second post in that thread. Okay the day Zaraphyx writes a nerd essay in Russian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Proof that op will bitch about anything? Or proof that lqbtwtfbbq people are just as cliqueish and nastyand exclusionary as anybody? Both, methinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 TOSHAAAAAAABI. You look them in the eye and you say "I'm gay" then walk off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, Revates said: TOSHAAAAAAABI. You look them in the eye and you say "I'm gay" then walk off. walk off? Are you sure you don't mean something else? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleric Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 22 hours ago, Jtrekkie said: I didn't know that was a thing until it was over. I'm just glad I'm not gay. You can't prove that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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