Xaerun Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 STOP ITWHYI once saw a picture where the character had a glowing anus, and I just... I hate the internet now. I'm legitimately angry about drawn dicks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Hey, man. Things that glow in the dark are +1 to cool stats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Well, I mean at least you can see what you're doing at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeitzbach Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 "It shines in my mouth! Wow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 How do you turn it off? I wanna fuckin sleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I don't know what it is about bioluminescence that's any more offensive than literally everything else inconsistent about furry/fantasy anatomy.>knots on every dick>wings on creatures which would never be capable of flight>digitigrade bipeds that lack counterbalance>capable of human speech while lacking prerequisite skeletal and muscular structures>fur tattoos or "birthmarks">fluorescent fur>muscle definition visible through long furI could do this forever. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 How do you turn it off? I wanna fuckin sleep!It's only turned on when you are, naturally. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 "It shines in my mouth! Wow!"I'll be honest, that'd be pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 It'd be more like "ish hines im muh mouf! wuu!" though tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 It'd be more like "ish hines im muh mouf! wuu!" though tbhI'd probably just be laughing the whole time.Garbled laughing, but you get the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zytan Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 >digitigrade bipeds that lack counterbalanceGuess it's just as well I'm not representing my Sangheili scalesona :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellie Gator Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 oh murr, dat radioactivity <3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedal Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 It's radickactivity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Clap on! Clap off!They should consider getting that checked out and notifying their previous partners. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KookyFox Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Well then check out GlowFox! His whole body glows except for his dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irreverent Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 If you're in bed with a furry that has a mutant throbbing dayglo dick....this might be the least of your worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansitru Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 On the other hand: people who are afraid of the dark now have their very own dick-shaped nightlight. N'aww. :v 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 (edited) I don't know what it is about bioluminescence that's any more offensive than literally everything else inconsistent about furry/fantasy anatomy.>knots on every dick>wings on creatures which would never be capable of flight>digitigrade bipeds that lack counterbalance>capable of human speech while lacking prerequisite skeletal and muscular structures>fur tattoos or "birthmarks">fluorescent fur>muscle definition visible through long furI could do this forever. I agree with you despite technically doing four of these. Yes I'm a hypocrite.Though, two of them are 'reasonably' explained. Edited September 30, 2015 by ChaosCalix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KookyFox Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 This thread makes me realise that my fursona iis really fucking bland ^^My fursona's a fox, his fur is yellow (+10^-6 originality) and.... well that's all... no special fur pattern... Should I give him a glowing wine flavored cock ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valery91Thunder Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Maybe it's not even their fault, like they accidentally swallowed a glowstick at a party or something. :UAnd and! If you have a few more of these guys in your room you could literally turn this rant into a rave! A RAVE! 8D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Maybe it's not even their fault, like they accidentally swallowed a glowstick at a party or something. :UAnd and! If you have a few more of these guys in your room you could literally turn this rant into a rave! A RAVE! 8DI can imagine them starting to do a meatspin sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 This thread makes me realise that my fursona iis really fucking bland ^^My fursona's a fox, his fur is yellow (+10^-6 originality) and.... well that's all... no special fur pattern... Should I give him a glowing wine flavored cock ?But isn't he already nuclear?I have a red fox with fairly common coloration, but he is also cybernetically enhanced. And no, his dick doesn't glow.     Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KookyFox Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 But isn't he already nuclear?I have a red fox with fairly common coloration, but he is also cybernetically enhanced. And no, his dick doesn't glow. Â Â Â Â Thermonuclear yes ^^ , it's an inside joke. It's because I personally radiate a lot of heat when I'm sleeping so people have called me a thermonuclear fox ^^And well it goes very well along with the whole bomb-riding thing ^w^Careful though, if I don't get enough cuddles hugs and yiff I can spontaneously explode ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Glowdicks are... a thing. At this point glowy parts in porn are something I barely even notice, much less have feelings about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 You guys complain about flavored 'sonas,and now glowdicks.Either furry's gotten really boring, or FAF's gotten really weak since I left. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 You guys complain about flavored 'sonas,and now glowdicks.Either furry's gotten really boring, or FAF's gotten really weak since I left.I don't think furry would need to get boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Does shooting laser swastikas from the nipples count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 With a glow in the dark dick, I'll never miss the toilet bowl at night again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansitru Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 With a glow in the dark dick, I'll never miss the toilet bowl at night again!Filed under "Things I never needed to know". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 On the other hand: people who are afraid of the dark now have their very own dick-shaped nightlight. N'aww. :vIs it bad this is what I thought of when I first heard the word "fleshlight"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Filed under "Things I never needed to know". Hey! If you ever stayed at la casa de Toshabi and wonder why the toilet seat and floor is piss free, now you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 >muscle definition visible through long furNot noticing this until just now is going to ruin some of my favorite smut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 You guys complain about flavored 'sonas,and now glowdicks.Either furry's gotten really boring, or FAF's gotten really weak since I left.I think people just want to bring back common furry tropes for discussion to supplement the new forum. Naturally opinions waying on this, for the most part, seem to lean to indifference (because we all died inside after the more screwed-up stuff and are immune to tame-ness) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I once saw a picture where the character had a glowing anus, and I just... I hate the internet now.Was this in an ad for Taco Bell? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Not noticing this until just now is going to ruin some of my favorite smut. I personally can only get off to the most realistic of fantasy man-animal sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I think people just want to bring back common furry tropes for discussion to supplement the new forum. Naturally opinions waying on this, for the most part, seem to lean to indifference (because we all died inside after the more screwed-up stuff and are immune to tame-ness)It's just the levels of "offense" that I'm confused by.We got a ton of shit to pick apart, if you're aiming to do that. And people choose the most harmless subjects."GUYS. GUYS. GUYS, DID YOU KNOWTHAT SOMETIMESFURSONAS HAVE UNREALISTIC COLORS. ALSO THAT WOLF'S EARS ARE TOO LONG.YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS."Like we got people who shit themselves, and we're talking about aesthetic genitals. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 personally i never found penile cancer hazards attractive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 So, if your dick glows in the dark, does it mean you can get away with doing a meatspin at the rave? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hectichusky Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I don't know what it is about bioluminescence that's any more offensive than literally everything else inconsistent about furry/fantasy anatomy.>knots on every dick>wings on creatures which would never be capable of flight>digitigrade bipeds that lack counterbalance>capable of human speech while lacking prerequisite skeletal and muscular structures>fur tattoos or "birthmarks">fluorescent fur>muscle definition visible through long furI could do this forever. I legit thought I was one of the only ones to be actually upset over these things Like when we think about it anthro animals are so far from reality that one would think that these instances wouldn't matter but  idk they're like that one person Who Capitalizes Every Word In Their Sentences. obscene, loud, annoying, and, frankly, crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 To be honest glow in the dark jumblies is not not surprising in this fandom at all as I've seen sonas with bright Orange to full on Rainbow dicks so adding a glow in the dark aspect isn't that much of a strechYes it's weird but this is the furry fandom weird is what we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 So, if your dick glows in the dark, does it mean you can get away with doing a meatspin at the rave?Yes.But it also means you shouldn't swim in the sea at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 But it also means you shouldn't swim in the sea at night.Forget that! Ima sport my glowing cock, and swim in the ocean with otter glee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 (edited) It's because I was accidentally taken for a ride in Chernobyl and now I glow.Or something to that effect. Edited October 1, 2015 by FenrirDarkWolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 .....I'm scared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 *fap fap fap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I legit thought I was one of the only ones to be actually upset over these things Like when we think about it anthro animals are so far from reality that one would think that these instances wouldn't matter but  idk they're like that one person Who Capitalizes Every Word In Their Sentences. obscene, loud, annoying, and, frankly, crazyI don't know if you're joking or not, but even Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word In A Sentence Is Highly Mundane By Internet Practices.Especially when, during my time, y O u h A d t O d E a L w I t H s h I T L i K E t H I S.Does this also apply when you encounter people IRL with tattoos or unnatural hair colors?Legit question. I'm more confused about the fact that I can see through her than anything else in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I'm more confused about the fact that I can see through her than anything else in this.Never shone a flashlight through your hand or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Never shone a flashlight through your hand or something?Not to the point where the outline was that clear, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolflich Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Not to the point where the outline was that clear, no.Some of it I think is just reflection... like it probably isn't shining through her jaw. But this gif is of such low quality it's hard to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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