Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 FUCK SPIDERS. I bought a furby at the thrift store yesterday and today I opened it up to see if there was any problems inside. You know what? There was. What you may ask? SPIDERS. You see that little bastard? Still don't see it? This motherfucker is chilling inside of my furby as if he lives there. Thankfully he was dead already, but he already did his deed. He is riddled with cobwebs because of that motherfucking spider. I honestly don't even want to stick batteries in him because there might still be spiders. LIVE ONES. So yeah, fuck spiders. Every last one of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Maybe don't be a bitch spiders are great. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Spiders > Furbies 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 35 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Spiders > Furbies YOU'RE WRONG REEEEEEEEEEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Furbies were powered by spiders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, GarthTheWereWolf said: I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Furbies were powered by spiders... Furbies are powered by friendship and 4 double A alkaline batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Should still work since the spiders are likely to have died ages ago. A canned air duster around those 1.1 μH inductors should be enough to get any other bits of crap out. Also whist you have the furby open solder a switch on one of the battery wires so you can turn it off.. IIRC the earliest ones lacked such a feature so the batteries went dead over time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 29 minutes ago, Lopaw said: Should still work since the spiders are likely to have died ages ago. A canned air duster around those 1.1 μH inductors should be enough to get any other bits of crap out. Also whist you have the furby open solder a switch on one of the battery wires so you can turn it off.. IIRC the earliest ones lacked such a feature so the batteries went dead over time. The original furbies like the one pictured did not include an on/off switch. They fell asleep by themselves and could be turned on by tilting them, since they have a tilt sensor. I keep the batteries out of my furbies unless I am using them so that isn't a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 The only thing shit about spiders is that they seem to have ass tier taste in real estate... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Spiders aren't so bad, spiders just wanna be your friend and eat all the household insects. The ones that put the fear into me are CENTIPEDES. Fuck them 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 that just makes me wonder wtf they sought to accomplish by moving there. since when is the inside of a furby a good place to find tasty bugs and raise a family? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 better just burn it and cut your losses 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 30 minutes ago, Revates said: Spiders aren't so bad, spiders just wanna be your friend and eat all the household insects. The ones that put the fear into me are CENTIPEDES. Fuck them Awww... but centipedes just want to be your friend by killing household pests including spiders and cockroaches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Xaende said: -Centipedes- 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 If you think furbies are bad, Have some cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 6 hours ago, Tsuujou said: The only thing shit about spiders is that they seem to have ass tier taste in real estate... I once had a spider build its web in the lens of a telescope I had... On the INSIDE of the telescope itself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Spiders are babs. The only ones that can fuck off and die are the venomous sort. But benign house spiders are friendos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 All spiders are amazos. It's autumn moving towards winter now so all the spiders in my area are dying or hiding from the cold and I am sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 On 4/9/2017 at 2:06 AM, Sidewalk Surfboard said: The original furbies like the one pictured did not include an on/off switch. They fell asleep by themselves and could be turned on by tilting them, since they have a tilt sensor. I keep the batteries out of my furbies unless I am using them so that isn't a problem. They'd turn themselves on too. My sister's first gen would wake up in the middle of the night cooing and giggling like some demonic baby from inside the closet. With that in mind, I'll take the spiders. especially wolf spiders I love that they carry their babies with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 On 4/9/2017 at 2:23 AM, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Furbies are powered by friendship and 4 double A alkaline batteries. No, Furbies are powered by satan and your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonebandit Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 21 hours ago, Victor-933 said: They'd turn themselves on too. My sister's first gen would wake up in the middle of the night cooing and giggling like some demonic baby from inside the closet. With that in mind, I'll take the spiders. Reveal hidden contents especially wolf spiders I love that they carry their babies with them Thank you for confirming I wasn't the only one who had to endure the presence of such a demon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted April 16, 2017 Author Share Posted April 16, 2017 23 hours ago, Victor-933 said: They'd turn themselves on too. My sister's first gen would wake up in the middle of the night cooing and giggling like some demonic baby from inside the closet. The first gens often do that. The generations after the first gen included a deep sleep mode in order to prevent something like this from happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 How lewd, >:c 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 On 09/04/2017 at 4:53 AM, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Thankfully he was dead already I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, that doesn't look like a dead spider. That looks like an ecdysial casting - i.e. the empty skin of a spider that's grown out of it and moved on. I reckon he's still in there, dude. Or he moved out to find a bigger three-bedroom furbie for himself, his lovely wife and his 300 spiderlings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Bees are worse than spiders tbqh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, Battlechili said: Bees are worse than spiders tbqh Patently false. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calemeyr Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 I thought this thread was about some spider danging a foot above your head while you wake up at 1 in the morning, but nah. Also those spiders are tiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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