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Why are my feet always dirty when I wear socks all day? (Am I doing it right?)

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We've created an economic system that prioritizes the symbolic value of items over use and benefit of the items, themselves.

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Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off the people who don't like eating crusts.

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Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Without looking, guess what time it is

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Did you dream last night?

Do you remember your dreams?

When did you last laugh?

Do you remember why / at what?

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Seen anything weird lately?

What is the last film you saw?

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Do you like to dance?

Would you ever consider living abroad?

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

Who made the last incoming call on your phone?

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

Last time you swam in a pool?

Type of music you like most?

Type of music you dislike most?

Are you listening to music right now?

What color is your bedroom carpet?

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13 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

I hope the water doesn't randomly change temperatures while I'm in here again.

Does this happen when someone uses a sink or flushes a toilet?

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On April 2, 2016 at 0:19 AM, Thundeere said:

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

- my bed

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

- being a plumber 

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

- brickleberry


Without looking, guess what time it is

- 4am


Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

- 4:08am

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

- I'm on mobile n got earplugs in 

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

- around 8pm to go to Tim Hortons

Did you dream last night?

- yes

Do you remember your dreams?

- yup

When did you last laugh?

- like 10 min ago

Do you remember why / at what?

- something on tumblr

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

- fur

Seen anything weird lately?

- ants crawling up my bathtub drain

What is the last film you saw?

- American beauty

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

- Yukon territories

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

- a cabin in Yukon, a big dog, and a trap line there

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

- there is no purpose in wearing pants at home so I take them off the second I walk through the door

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

- lol

Do you like to dance?

- no

Would you ever consider living abroad?

- yes in NZL

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

- Not Clay

Who made the last incoming call on your phone?

- my sister

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

- a video from my email 

Last time you swam in a pool?

- summers ago

Type of music you like most?

- country

Type of music you dislike most?

- today's "rap"

Are you listening to music right now?
- no


What color is your bedroom carpet?

- wood

There

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The nature and evolution of religion and folklore can mostly be accommodated for by the human brain's amazing propensity to recognise a commonly-recurring pattern in nature, then apply this pattern to some other element of existence with which it has nothing whatsoever in common.

Edited by Faust

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3 hours ago, Zaraphayx said:

Being attracted to your own flaccid wiener would be the worst fetish ever.

i agree

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i always think about things in the shower but i cant remember what they were after i get out

does anyone else share this issue

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12 hours ago, Zerig said:

i always think about things in the shower but i cant remember what they were after i get out

does anyone else share this issue

Same.

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3 hours ago, Zaraphayx said:

Can furries really have shower thoughts if we never bathe?

does bukkake count as a shower

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1 minute ago, Zerig said:

does bukkake count as a shower

96% of semen is water so technically I think this counts.

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Why the heck do I even like hanging out on those furry forums? Liek seriosuly it's just a bunch of annoying... well they're all not that annoying... maybe I should make a thread about it... or maybe not I don't know... that'd be mean, maybe I'll just mention it randomly as a joke somewhere... or wait maybe I can post something dumb in the forum games and get a like... maybe... probably not actually... wait I'm in the shower right? Isn't there a shower threat or something there? Oh well you know what I'll wash around my groin and do that right when I get out

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How the last actor to play Superman was American and the last actor to play Batman was British, while the actor now playing Superman is British and the actor currently playing Batman is American.

Edited by Monty Grizzle

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On ‎4‎/‎2‎/‎2016 at 0:19 AM, Thundeere said:

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

Seen anything weird lately?

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

All of these questions have the same answer.

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Shampoo is the word you're looking for the most when shower but ironically, finding that word from a shampoo bottle is made as difficult as possible or impossible

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Antidepressants are a thing you purchase.

Money can literally buy happiness.

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Skin colour matters in people about as much as it does in grapes. Both white and black can be either sweet or sour.

Either way, it's probably safe to eat them if they're not green and squishy.

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Language was a thing that someone created.
The way that we communicate was once not an understood or premade concept, but something someone had to invent.
At some point, people had to create symbols, look at those, and decide "Yeah, that picture totally looks like this sound I'm making out of my face."

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1 hour ago, Vae said:

Language was a thing that someone created.
The way that we communicate was once not an understood or premade concept, but something someone had to invent.
At some point, people had to create symbols, look at those, and decide "Yeah, that picture totally looks like this sound I'm making out of my face."

I am not sure that the advent of language progressed this way. Overall I don't think that language, in its most primitive form, was invented by anybody.

As a matter of interest, the answer to your subsequent question is known; the earliest written languages were pictographic and the words the pictures were associated with were used to denote the symbol.For example one would say 'Idea', with a drawing of an eye and a deer. This is known as 'syllable based logography'. 

An example of such a language is cuneiform, which began with little drawings that weren't really writing at all, but gradually evolved into a highly abstracted written language and then was eventually replaced with an alphabet. 

 

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