Zaraphayx Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The witches in Sabrina having a cat named Salem is like a jewish family having a cat called Auschwitz. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Why are my feet always dirty when I wear socks all day? (Am I doing it right?) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 We've created an economic system that prioritizes the symbolic value of items over use and benefit of the items, themselves. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 The Milky way could very well be the only galaxy with milk in it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 You have to chop a tree down before you can chop it up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It'd be great if I sing this song REALLY LOUDLY AND BADLY 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Batter is baking matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Exhaust is just car farts. Caused by gas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 One of these days I'll re-grout that tile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off the people who don't like eating crusts. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundeere Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Before you started this survey, what were you doing? What is the last thing you watched on TV? Without looking, guess what time it is Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Did you dream last night? Do you remember your dreams? When did you last laugh? Do you remember why / at what? What is on the walls of the room you are in? Seen anything weird lately? What is the last film you saw? If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Tell me something about you that most people don't know. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Do you like to dance? Would you ever consider living abroad? Does your name make any interesting anagrams? Who made the last incoming call on your phone? What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Last time you swam in a pool? Type of music you like most? Type of music you dislike most? Are you listening to music right now? What color is your bedroom carpet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 If you rip a hole in a net there are actually fewer holes than before. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Since Star Wars is so futuristic, how come everyone wears cloaks and rags? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Crying is like your eyes taking a piss. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 I hope the water doesn't randomly change temperatures while I'm in here again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 13 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: I hope the water doesn't randomly change temperatures while I'm in here again. Does this happen when someone uses a sink or flushes a toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 On April 2, 2016 at 0:19 AM, Thundeere said: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? - my bed Before you started this survey, what were you doing? - being a plumber What is the last thing you watched on TV? - brickleberry Without looking, guess what time it is - 4am Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? - 4:08am With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? - I'm on mobile n got earplugs in When did you last step outside? What were you doing? - around 8pm to go to Tim Hortons Did you dream last night? - yes Do you remember your dreams? - yup When did you last laugh? - like 10 min ago Do you remember why / at what? - something on tumblr What is on the walls of the room you are in? - fur Seen anything weird lately? - ants crawling up my bathtub drain What is the last film you saw? - American beauty If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? - Yukon territories If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? - a cabin in Yukon, a big dog, and a trap line there Tell me something about you that most people don't know. - there is no purpose in wearing pants at home so I take them off the second I walk through the door If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? - lol Do you like to dance? - no Would you ever consider living abroad? - yes in NZL Does your name make any interesting anagrams? - Not Clay Who made the last incoming call on your phone? - my sister What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? - a video from my email Last time you swam in a pool? - summers ago Type of music you like most? - country Type of music you dislike most? - today's "rap" Are you listening to music right now? - no What color is your bedroom carpet? - wood There Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) The nature and evolution of religion and folklore can mostly be accommodated for by the human brain's amazing propensity to recognise a commonly-recurring pattern in nature, then apply this pattern to some other element of existence with which it has nothing whatsoever in common. Edited April 4, 2016 by Faust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 I have never touched every single square inch of my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 I miss Shari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 12 hours ago, Gamedog said: Does this happen when someone uses a sink or flushes a toilet? I dunno, it's more just my dorms are shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 Being attracted to your own flaccid wiener would be the worst fetish ever. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: Being attracted to your own flaccid wiener would be the worst fetish ever. i agree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 6 minutes ago, Zerig said: i agree Same 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 i always think about things in the shower but i cant remember what they were after i get out does anyone else share this issue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 12 hours ago, Zerig said: i always think about things in the shower but i cant remember what they were after i get out does anyone else share this issue Same. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 Can furries really have shower thoughts if we never bathe? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: Can furries really have shower thoughts if we never bathe? does bukkake count as a shower 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Zerig said: does bukkake count as a shower 96% of semen is water so technically I think this counts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Why the heck do I even like hanging out on those furry forums? Liek seriosuly it's just a bunch of annoying... well they're all not that annoying... maybe I should make a thread about it... or maybe not I don't know... that'd be mean, maybe I'll just mention it randomly as a joke somewhere... or wait maybe I can post something dumb in the forum games and get a like... maybe... probably not actually... wait I'm in the shower right? Isn't there a shower threat or something there? Oh well you know what I'll wash around my groin and do that right when I get out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Being a Furry costs a fortune in shampoo and conditioner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Grizzle Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 (edited) How the last actor to play Superman was American and the last actor to play Batman was British, while the actor now playing Superman is British and the actor currently playing Batman is American. Edited April 7, 2016 by Monty Grizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Is it still a daydream if it's happening at 11 at night? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 On 4/2/2016 at 0:19 AM, Thundeere said: Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Seen anything weird lately? If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Tell me something about you that most people don't know. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? All of these questions have the same answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 12 hours ago, TheGreatFanatic said: All of these questions have the same answer. Is the answer furry porn? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 16 minutes ago, Kosha said: Is the answer furry porn? I'll allow @PastryOfApathy to answer that for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Sticks are like... tree bones, bruh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 I get all the best ideas in the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 51 minutes ago, TheGreatFanatic said: I'll allow @PastryOfApathy to answer that for me. @Kosha Yes. Yes it is. I'd get more specific but I honestly don't want to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Shampoo is the word you're looking for the most when shower but ironically, finding that word from a shampoo bottle is made as difficult as possible or impossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Humans drink the lactation of other animals Which is really creepy when you think about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Antidepressants are a thing you purchase. Money can literally buy happiness. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 11 minutes ago, DrDingo said: Humans drink the lactation of other animals Which is really creepy when you think about it 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Let me contemplate black holes and subspace quasars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 How do blind people find out they're gay? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 12 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: How do blind people find out they're gay? Taste 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Skin colour matters in people about as much as it does in grapes. Both white and black can be either sweet or sour. Either way, it's probably safe to eat them if they're not green and squishy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Language was a thing that someone created. The way that we communicate was once not an understood or premade concept, but something someone had to invent. At some point, people had to create symbols, look at those, and decide "Yeah, that picture totally looks like this sound I'm making out of my face." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Vae said: Language was a thing that someone created. The way that we communicate was once not an understood or premade concept, but something someone had to invent. At some point, people had to create symbols, look at those, and decide "Yeah, that picture totally looks like this sound I'm making out of my face." I am not sure that the advent of language progressed this way. Overall I don't think that language, in its most primitive form, was invented by anybody. As a matter of interest, the answer to your subsequent question is known; the earliest written languages were pictographic and the words the pictures were associated with were used to denote the symbol.For example one would say 'Idea', with a drawing of an eye and a deer. This is known as 'syllable based logography'. An example of such a language is cuneiform, which began with little drawings that weren't really writing at all, but gradually evolved into a highly abstracted written language and then was eventually replaced with an alphabet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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