Things that you hate! v2

[Socketosis]

8 hours ago, Alexxx-Returns said:

This one is going to sound really stupid but it's driving me nuts. A YouTuber I follow posted some snapchats yesterday and she was wearing the most AMAZING corset-top-thing and I just have to know where it's from so I can get one. But none of my queries are bringing anything up on eBay, Google or the big Chinese website I tried (I can't really search ALL of them though). Usually I can track down ANY item of clothing from a photo but this one is really elusive and I just want it so badly.

Might be custom made.

Also don't overdo it on the weight loss!

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Internet that's slower than a crippled snail.

[DrGravitas]

Summarizing timesheets and discovering I'm missing 1.5 hours.

[Crazy Lee]

Trying to make a cloak, likely a full circle one. Instructions for it say "Fabric width should be double the length you want the cloak to be..."

Okay, so if I want a 5' cloak (60"), that means I need fabric over 120" wide.... and most fabric is about 60" total width!!! Oops!

[FenrirDarkWolf]

My roommate keeps smoking shitty smelling tobacco (it smells like fucking burnt coconut) is in his shitty homemade bong made out of a aluminium tube taped onto a water bottle. He even used my electrical tape without my permission.

He also likes to leave knives and scissors in the bedroom, but he doesn't need that shit near him because
a) he's an edgy emo teen who has scars up and down his arms and I don't want him to hurt himself again even if they aren't recent.
b) I don't want to somehow piss him off enough to murder me.

[LazerMaster5]

2 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

My roommate keeps smoking shitty smelling tobacco (it smells like fucking burnt coconut) is in his shitty homemade bong made out of a aluminium tube taped onto a water bottle. He even used my electrical tape without my permission.

He also likes to leave knives and scissors in the bedroom, but he doesn't need that shit near him because
a) he's an edgy emo teen who has scars up and down his arms and I don't want him to hurt himself again even if they aren't recent.
b) I don't want to somehow piss him off enough to murder me.

Tell him to stop hogging the bong. If he doesn't comply, hide his weed and emo music.

[FenrirDarkWolf]

17 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said:

Tell him to stop hogging the bong. If he doesn't comply, hide his weed and emo music.

He doesn't have any weed. If he did, my dad would literally kick him to the curve because we don't need that shit in the house.

So I literally thought he was leaving to a friends house today. Then he doesn't. Then he decides to watch the loudest fucking anime at 11PM. Then he falls asleep listening to his ear-grating soundtrack of edge music. And he has headphones, but I don't seem to exist enough to him for their use.

[Fossa]

2 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

He doesn't have any weed. If he did, my dad would literally kick him to the curve because we don't need that shit in the house.

So I literally thought he was leaving to a friends house today. Then he doesn't. Then he decides to watch the loudest fucking anime at 11PM. Then he falls asleep listening to his ear-grating soundtrack of edge music. And he has headphones, but I don't seem to exist enough to him for their use.

Yikes, sounds like a very unpleasant situation. Does he have any good points? Can you kick him out, and find a new roomie? Also, how'd ya come across him? Sorry for all the questions, but nosey Fossa is nosey, and also, genuinely curious. Maybe you can help, somehow. Is he at least cute, to look at? I've had some bad roomie situations, and can relate to that trapped feeling; it's frustrating. 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

10 minutes ago, Fossa-Boy said:

Yikes, sounds like a very unpleasant situation. Does he have any good points? Can you kick him out, and find a new roomie? Also, how'd ya come across him? Sorry for all the questions, but nosey Fossa is nosey, and also, genuinely curious. Maybe you can help, somehow. Is he at least cute, to look at? I've had some bad roomie situations, and can relate to that trapped feeling; it's frustrating. 

I can't, because this is my parents'  house, and I'm poor and jobless. He was thrust upon us when my brother's girlfriend's daughter knew him and he had to leave the house he was staying out, and my brother decided to send him here.

Naturally, my parents were pissed, but they have big hearts, and took him in until he gets his own place. This was around April/May. He's 18, and he loves passing himself off as a capable adult, but he doesn't take care of the cats he brought to the house, but still claims "they're his" when me or Justin (son of the mother/son second family who lives with us) feeds them, waters them, and cleans their litter tray, and we have to plead with him to do his own dishes.

And he stays to himself, and he's okay to talk to sometimes, but he's been here too long, and he's starting to get on mine and everyone's nerves by doing things like that, bringing in a dog he knew we couldn't keep without consulting anyone, and then throwing a temper tantrum about it. He constantly complains about the house, and how we don't share the food we buy for ourselves with him (like, when you go grocery shopping and you pick up things for certain people, he bitches about that). The second one's gotten to the point where we have to hide our food from him sometimes. He didn't pay rent for the longest time (he just now got an id so he can cash his checks), and he threw a fit when my father took the money his mother sent for him so we could buy groceries for the house. Mind you my father and mother are the other two paying bills in the house, and we're behind on many of them.

I think the worst part was when my father paid like, 100 or so for a ticket for a concert that was happening (sure I ask my dad for things before, but never that much), and then...
he just didn't end up going for some reason. I don't even know if dad got his money back.

[Fossa]

8 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

I can't, because this is my parents'  house, and I'm poor and jobless. He was thrust upon us when my brother's girlfriend's daughter knew him and he had to leave the house he was staying out, and my brother decided to send him here.

Naturally, my parents were pissed, but they have big hearts, and took him in until he gets his own place. This was around April/May. He's 18, and he loves passing himself off as a capable adult, but he doesn't take care of the cats he brought to the house, but still claims "they're his" when me or Justin (son of the mother/son second family who lives with us) feeds them, waters them, and cleans their litter tray, and we have to plead with him to do his own dishes.

And he stays to himself, and he's okay to talk to sometimes, but he's been here too long, and he's starting to get on mine and everyone's nerves by doing things like that, bringing in a dog he knew we couldn't keep without consulting anyone, and then throwing a temper tantrum about it. He constantly complains about the house, and how we don't share the food we buy for ourselves with him (like, when you go grocery shopping and you pick up things for certain people, he bitches about that). The second one's gotten to the point where we have to hide our food from him sometimes. He didn't pay rent for the longest time (he just now got an id so he can cash his checks), and he threw a fit when my father took the money his mother sent for him so we could buy groceries for the house. Mind you my father and mother are the other two paying bills in the house, and we're behind on many of them.

I think the worst part was when my father paid like, 100 or so for a ticket for a concert that was happening (sure I ask my dad for things before, but never that much), and then...
he just didn't end up going for some reason. I don't even know if dad got his money back.

Ah, now it all makes a lot more sense, My folks also have pretty big hearts, and my cousin was staying with them, in a sorta similar way.

Huh, the key thing here seems to be that he doesn't seem to help out, share, or even care for all that's being done for him. Not to sound mean, but what might send him packing fastest is your folks realizing that he's taking advantage of things. I'd suggest they tell him he has to pay so much a month towards household expenses, and why this is: you can't afford it all, yourselves. And, that he helps with things like cooking and cleaning. And, if not, give him a deadline, and out he goes.

Maybe easier said than done, but it sounds like he could end up dragging you all down. Well, hope things get better. 

Funny, I was thinking back to Ricky, the Rabbit, who died a ways back, and what he'd do: Probably drug him, tie him up, and dump him in the ghetto in the next big city! :V Well, not that I suggest going this far, but the situation does seem to be getting out of hand.

[Endless/Nameless]

i hate feeling almost aggressively sappy but without a proper way to express it. 

im melting 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

2 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said:

Ah, now it all makes a lot more sense, My folks also have pretty big hearts, and my cousin was staying with them, in a sorta similar way.

Huh, the key thing here seems to be that he doesn't seem to help out, share, or even care for all that's being done for him. Not to sound mean, but what might send him packing fastest is your folks realizing that he's taking advantage of things. I'd suggest they tell him he has to pay so much a month towards household expenses, and why this is: you can't afford it all, yourselves. And, that he helps with things like cooking and cleaning. And, if not, give him a deadline, and out he goes.

Maybe easier said than done, but it sounds like he could end up dragging you all down. Well, hope things get better. 

Funny, I was thinking back to Ricky, the Rabbit, who died a ways back, and what he'd do: Probably drug him, tie him up, and dump him in the ghetto in the next big city! :V Well, not that I suggest going this far, but the situation does seem to be getting out of hand.

Just...

I want everything to be okay.

I don't drama, I don't want fighting.

I just want everything to be okay.

[Fantasma]

@Rassah

This is why my skype group has 3 hypnotist switches including me, a living beard man who also does hypnosis, and my two pets. Two of them program for a living, one of my pets is a savate badass who does bouncing work at a strip bar, my partner who is amazing, and all but 3 of us are trans.

Seriously it is stupid fun, all sorts of crazy stuff happens and there really is never a dull moment. Plus one of my pets is such a nympho~

 

Beard man and allison are masters of the pun, like val and I are. Plus ashley and eden literally started writing a full on porn in the chat randomely this morning and it was gooooood

[Socketosis]

I hate that I can't think of the Big Bang Theory without thinking about the stupid show.

[Proper noun]

People who act like only white people are racist, my dad is Mexican and he has some weird thing against Asians.

[Hux]

There are some try hard edgy high school faggots in my area who feel the need to dress as clowns and antagonize old people and children.

I encountered some at the store today trying to be super edgy and cool by saying weird cryptic shit to an elderly couple and their grand kids.

I legit wanted to beat the shit out of them.

[Vae]

6 minutes ago, Proper noun said:

People who act like only white people are racist, my dad is Mexican and he has some weird thing against Asians.

Ariel's family is Mexican and they have some weird thing against other Mexicans.

It's
quite odd.

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

I hate worrying over a package. My friend is sending me a gift out of friendliness but now I feel like a selfish piece of shit for wondering if they've sent it yet. I'm leaving to go to Montana in a few days and I'm hoping it gets here before then.

[Proper noun]

2 minutes ago, Hux said:

There are some try hard edgy high school faggots in my area who feel the need to dress as clowns and antagonize old people and children.

I encountered some at the store today trying to be super edgy and cool by saying weird cryptic shit to an elderly couple and their grand kids.

I legit wanted to beat the shit out of them.

It's kinda like that in my city except it's the old people who are like that.

There's some guy/woman named Susan, I don't know if she/he is trans because he is extremely attention seeking and obnoxious. You can actually tell who is from my city completely ignores her while others just look completely bewildered. One time when I was 4 I was out in public you could see my underwear and she made a point to my mom that she was staring at it.

2 minutes ago, Vae said:

Ariel's family is Mexican and they have some weird thing against other Mexicans.

It's
quite odd.

My dad is also somewhat like that

He grew up in Tijuana so he had some experiences. But my aunt is a Mexican-Supremacist, she once said that the reason Mexican American kids look more Mexican is because the Mexican genes are stronger and American genes are week due to being pampered.

[Vae]

3 minutes ago, Proper noun said:

My dad is also somewhat like that

He grew up in Tijuana so he had some experiences. But my aunt is a Mexican-Supremacist, she once said that the reason Mexican American kids look more Mexican is because the Mexican genes are stronger and American genes are week due to being pampered.

They aren't quite that extreme but it's like
their mom doesn't want them dating Mexicans.
And they give each other shit for dating Mexicans.

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

This fucking ridiculously sized signature.

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

3 hours ago, Hux said:

There are some try hard edgy high school faggots in my area who feel the need to dress as clowns and antagonize old people and children.

I encountered some at the store today trying to be super edgy and cool by saying weird cryptic shit to an elderly couple and their grand kids.

I legit wanted to beat the shit out of them.

....but the old people didn't do anything to them :c

[Crazy Lee]

I hate how I wait until the last minute to everything. To the point that I have a long list of things I'd like to do and obviously not enough time to do them, because I keep putting them off anyway.

I mean, things that are life or death important get done, sure. But everything else, I have the tendency to wait until the last minute, and then only half-ass work on them, and then not get them finished on time, and then put them off until the next time or whatever.

Like, the stuff I wanted done for tomorrow, I could have had done on time if I actually would have devoted every single spare moment I had this week to working on it. Instead I dragged my feet, thinking "Oh, you'll have time on Saturday to deal with it." But, of course, come Saturday and things didn't quite work out and now I don't have enough time to deal with it. It's not deadly important, I'll live. Still have my job, still have the apt, still have a car, still have money. But, I will feel kinda shitty about not having something done by tomorrow. Because this happens every single damn time.

Every time.

 

 

[Taikugemu]

I hate how I react aggressively at people for no reason at all.

[Victor-933]

I hate when foreigners (although it seems Australians are particularly bad about it) chime in about the gun debate in America and rattle off some of the most horrifyingly brutal and fascist bullshit I've ever seen as a "solution":

"Collect and destroy them" -- would need a registry, the creation of which violates numerous federal laws.

"Outlaw the NRA" -- blatant violation of the First Amendment.

"anonymous call service" -- yeah, let's foster a culture where people are encouraged to spy on their neighbors and rat them out to the cops. You know who else does that? North Korea.

"Use the army" -- Holy fucking posse comitatus violation, Batman.

"STOP WHINING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING RIGHTS" -- I just kek'd myself.

maybe it has something to do with them being descendants of convicts living in a former prison colony

[Khaki]

24 minutes ago, Victor-933 said:

I hate when foreigners (although it seems Australians are particularly bad about it) chime in about the gun debate in America and rattle off some of the most horrifyingly brutal and fascist bullshit I've ever seen as a "solution":

"Collect and destroy them" -- would need a registry, the creation of which violates numerous federal laws.

"Outlaw the NRA" -- blatant violation of the First Amendment.

"anonymous call service" -- yeah, let's foster a culture where people are encouraged to spy on their neighbors and rat them out to the cops. You know who else does that? North Korea.

"Use the army" -- Holy fucking posse comitatus violation, Batman.

"STOP WHINING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING RIGHTS" -- I just kek'd myself.

maybe it has something to do with them being descendants of convicts living in a former prison colony

.Sadly such people exist every where and in part due to the biased representations on the issue by the media that these people quickly consume as fact and take into belief that they are an expert on the subject as well as an anti-American mindset that exists amongst individuals.

Strangely amusing how the most impotent of people tend to spew the most violent vitriol on such subjects, even calling for the bloodshed of others that disagree with them.

Oh and American gun-control activists should stop using Australia as an example of gun control, since it is now facing a steady rise in the use of illegal firearms in crime as result of smuggling and underground manufacturing as it defeats their own argument.

[Gator]

mall blart got a sequel but i can't even get a life

i think god's priorities are fucked.

 

and i can't stop thinking about blartcop now because i'm tired and the name is making me laugh despite being sad and empty on the inside

[Jtrekkie]

20 minutes ago, Gator said:

mall blart got a sequel but i can't even get a life

i think god's priorities are fucked.

 

and i can't stop thinking about blartcop now because i'm tired and the name is making me laugh despite being sad and empty on the inside

Don't worry. His time will come.
 

 

[Gator]

i like that plartmop and the robot are basically the same size and shape

[CETME]

6 hours ago, Victor-933 said:

 I hate when foreigners (although it seems Australians are particularly bad about it) chime in about the gun debate in America and rattle off some of the most horrifyingly brutal and fascist bullshit I've ever seen as a "solution":

In my experience, those types of people tend to be Europeans (with the Irish and Germans being the worst for some reason), the Australians aren't really that bad. 

[Fossa]

I hate the flip-flops, and the sound they make. Happily, summer is over, and with it, those horrible noisy sandals.

[Spot]

Stress! And a sore back.

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

I hate accidentally biting into my lip while chewing gum.

[Gator]

every time i touch garlic or onions i smell like them for a week

[Alexxx-Returns]

I weighed myself this morning and I've gone UP a kg. How does that even happen? I had a laxative day yesterday and I must have crapped out AT LEAST that much weight. I work out for 2 hours every other day and I eat 1500 calories a day. I'm feeling really stressed now. I know I'm slimming out regardless of what that fucking number says but I NEED TO SEE IT DROP.

[Glowing Glass]

14 minutes ago, Alexxx-Returns said:

I weighed myself this morning and I've gone UP a kg. How does that even happen? I had a laxative day yesterday and I must have crapped out AT LEAST that much weight. I work out for 2 hours every other day and I eat 1500 calories a day. I'm feeling really stressed now. I know I'm slimming out regardless of what that fucking number says but I NEED TO SEE IT DROP.

At some point weight numbers go up after a while. I don't know how it works or what happens but it usually happens to everyone. Go ask a professional or look it up on the Internet. There is a way to fix that by changing your diet if I remember correctly but I can't remember what it was supposed to be changed to.

This probably didn't help much. Good luck though!

[Dr. Doggo]

my autism is too strong

i want to record commentary on weird videogames but i keep clamming up and i can never think of what to say when its actually time

somoene help

[Spot]

The assholes running the planet, they're doing a shit job...

[FlynnCoyote]

On 26/09/2016 at 9:27 PM, Alexxx-Returns said:

I weighed myself this morning and I've gone UP a kg. How does that even happen? I had a laxative day yesterday and I must have crapped out AT LEAST that much weight. I work out for 2 hours every other day and I eat 1500 calories a day. I'm feeling really stressed now. I know I'm slimming out regardless of what that fucking number says but I NEED TO SEE IT DROP.

What's your workout? If you're turning muscle into fat the numbers won't drop very fast and might even go up.

[Alexxx-Returns]

10 minutes ago, FlynnCoyote said:

What's your workout? If you're turning muscle into fat the numbers won't drop very fast and might even go up.

Resistance, a mix of free weights and machine, as heavy as I can handle which varies from body part to body part, focusing on lower body, upper body (and back) and a small abs workout athe the end using body weight, with 25 minutes of cardio mixed into it all (5 minutes cycling, 10 minutes ski machine, 10 minutes rowing). Repeat every other day.

I thought it was impossible to gain muscle weight on a calorie deficit? A similar thing was happening to me before when I went running and was on 600-700 calories a day.  I upped it when I went back to the gym and I lost about 3kg but yeah... stopped now.

[FlynnCoyote]

1 minute ago, Alexxx-Returns said:

Resistance, a mix of free weights and machine, as heavy as I can handle which varies from body part to body part, focusing on lower body, upper body (and back) and a small abs workout athe the end using body weight, with 25 minutes of cardio mixed into it all (5 minutes cycling, 10 minutes ski machine, 10 minutes rowing). Repeat every other day.

I thought it was impossible to gain muscle weight on a calorie deficit? A similar thing was happening to me before when I went running and was on 600-700 calories a day.  I upped it when I went back to the gym and I lost about 3kg but yeah... stopped now.

I'm not sure about that. Depending on your body type it can be easier or harder to lose weight, for example me being an endomorph means I have to do as much cardio as possible. Considering my job requires lots of heavy lifting and covers a few resistance workouts as well, I pretty much dedicate all of my free workout time to cardio.

http://www.directlyfitness.com/store/3-body-types-explained-ectomorph-mesomorph-endomorph/

Not sure what your situation is, but it might just be a case of altering the priority of your workouts if weight loss is your primary goal?

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

I sincerely hate being a picky eater. It's one of those things that people truly don't understand unless they're one themselves. Most people expect you to grow out of it, but I haven't. The smell, look, and texture of certain food make my body reject it, and I panic internally when one of those foods I hate are served to me, out of fear of being force fed that food or being made fun of for not eating it.  Specific foods I can name off the top of my head include anything with hamburger meat (the little gristle balls you get inside the burger make me gag, and thus there are many foods I can't stand, like meatloaf, beef tacos, beef nachos, etc.), anything with a "creamy" white sauce (like alfredo), many egg dishes, raw tomato, raw onion, specific types of cheese, tuna (and pretty much all seafood except shrimp), and others. The foods I do like are usually considered "plain" by other people. Things like popcorn, chicken, turkey (oddly enough I can handle turkey burger as a substitute to normal hamburger meat), plain hotdogs, mashed potatoes, fries, and others. I can eat the specific foods I enjoy over and over again without getting sick of them. In fact, last week I ate spicy chicken strips from Albertsons 4 days in a row for lunch and/or dinner. I think being force fed those foods I hated might have fucked me up a little. I specifically remember once my mom fake cried and blamed her tears on me refusing to eat enchiladas that night. I'm terrified of being ridiculed for my eating habits, and I know some of you are going to say "just try new things!". I've gotten a little better in recent years when it comes to trying new things. Things that have ingredients I know I like are specifically the things I'm more willing to try. In the end though, it's an extremely annoying habit to have, and I can't just "get over it" like so many people insist I do.

[SirRob]

It sure would be nice if the program that I needed to use for work didn't break every five minutes

I don't know why I didn't learn to save every two seconds after the first time it broke today

[MalletFace]

When the only thing separating two letters from becoming a really ugly ligature is a single pixel, so they just look like a really ugly ligature anyway.

PA is usually the culprit.

[FenrirDarkWolf]

The people who keep hurting the one I love the most.

[LazerMaster5]

49 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

The people who keep hurting the one I love the most.

Who are these people? I cannot let them continue to harm you or your loved ones.

OT: I hate when the weld lab runs out of gas and my vertical up weld turns into messy, dripping steel.

[Spot]

That people these days can't seem to differentiate the difference between being offensive, and a joke. 

Such a shame...

[FenrirDarkWolf]

1 hour ago, Mr. Fox said:

That people these days can't seem to differentiate the difference between being offensive, and a joke. 

Such a shame...

you gotta put some :V and some :U and a little :Y into it

[Spot]

3 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

you gotta put some :V and some :U and a little :Y into it

Yeah but then you get all those butt-hurt anti-emoticon SJW's. 

[FlynnCoyote]

3 hours ago, Mr. Fox said:

That people these days can't seem to differentiate the difference between being offensive, and a joke. 

Such a shame...

RIGHT?