Zaraphayx Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 You are giving Zara, the friendly dog monster a headache, please think of the dog monsters. Greeting Furriends, It has come to my attention lately that there is a serious issue facing the fine fursons of phoenix.corvidae.org. As your Posting Prophet, it falls upon me to pontificate upon this issue for your edification. As you may have guessed from this thread's title, the problem is indeed Bad Posting. Some of you may be guilty of this grievous sin and not even know it, but despair not for the Posting Gods are merciful, and as their voice in the mortal realm, it is my sworn duty to guide all posters to salvation. You may be wondering, "But Zara, how do I know if a post is Good, or Bad?" This is a question as vexing as life itself, and although I cannot innumerate in entirety what makes a post Good, or Bad. I will lay down a few Posting FUNdamentals that should be straightforward and easy to follow. I believe that adherence to these principles in and of themselves would drastically increase the quality of posting on our fine Furrums. After all, change is an incremental phenomenon, and I believe that it is important to establish a solid grasp of the basics before moving on to more advanced material. 1.) Posting should be fun. Not just for you, but for everyone involved. We are a community, a group of fursons united by our love of manimals, but also our love of posting. You should never dread posting on the furrums, nor should you foster a posting environment which others find unpleasant to post in. Both of these things reduce the quantity, and quality of posting across the board, and result in a furrum devoid of quality content, quality people, and quantity of fun. When you write a post, you should ask yourself "Is this something I would want to read if I was on the other end of the screen?" if the answer is no, you should reconsider the tone or content of your post. On the other paw, if you are reading a post please think carefully about the tone, source, and intended message. If a poster is known for a satirical or light-hearted posting style, it is probably not their intention that you take the content of their post super seriously. An important aspect of having a well-rounded fursonality is a capacity and willingness to take oneself lightly when it is called for. 2.) Staff and users should not be adversaries Moderating the furrums is trying and often unrewarding work, posters generally come to you when disgruntled or otherwise in a state of duress and when something goes wrong, everything is your fault. It is important for staff to understand that some fursons are simply doomed to ceaseless malcontent, this is unfurrtunate for them, but it is not indicative of failure or responsibility on your part. Often times these users simply have a vision for the furrums which is vastly different from that of the majority userbase and the only opportunities they have for self-expression are that of dissatisfaction and manufactured outrage. It is important to be able to distinguish between constructive criticism and self-indulgent complaining. You will mess up, and it is important that well intentioned users feel comfortable bringing concerns to you without fear of retribution. Establishing this functional relationship is the responsibility of both users and staff. As a user, assuming the worst of the staff is already establishing an adversarial tone which will then guide the conclusion of the discussion into one of mutual animosity. This results in staff burnout, low user retention, and perhaps worst of all, a furrum with no posts. Establishing an adversarial relationship with the site staff, while historically proven effective in enacting change, is a presently ineffective method of determining the future of the furrums. I, Zara, your savior, once spearheaded the campaign against the likes of the Nerd Triumverate which cast a terrible shadow over the innocent, and stifled dissent and criticism with an iron paw. These days are behind us, the war has been won, and now we must work together, paw-in-paw, to create the best furrum on the Infurnet. It will be a long and often trying process, but I believe in Good Posting, just as it has believed in me. 3.) Posting is not a contest. Contrary to what you may believe. Phoenix is not a place for you to prove how much smarter, cooler, or well-adjusted you are than other fursons. It is expected that throughout both digital and meatspace adventures, you will encounter people with vastly different lifestyle choices, perspectives, and prefurrences than yourself. This should not be a jumping point for posturing about how fursons who are not like you are inferior or less worthy of consideration. This behavior most commonly manifests in the Nerd Essay, a vile mutation of the Effortpost in which the poster assumes the role of authority figure and patronizes the audience with a long-winded and often self-aggrandizing wall of text that is intended to represent the finality of the discussion. This is not a style pf posting that facilitates discussion and the exchange of ideas, it is a thinly veiled attempt to talk at others and not with them. "But Zara, aren't you guilty of this yourself, in this very post?" It is easy to see how one would arrive at that conclusion. I am, after all, composing a very long post in which I give prescriptive advise on how best to Post Good. However, there are a few important details to note. - I am a credentialed and trusted authority on the subject of Good Posting. My Like:Post ratio is impeccable and I have displayed a mastery of Posting Good. - I am the author of this thread, a PSA, in which I am not derailing an already established discussion to slam my virtual wiener on the table and talk down to other posters. - I am posting this thread with the intent to start a discussion about how best we, as a community, can come together in the shared goal of Posting Good, not to ridicule or condescend to others. Furrthermore, the Nerd Essay is a highly restrictive measure and a barrier to participation in posting. Many people do not have the stamina or free time to respond or read a Nerd Essay, and often check out of confursations where a critical mass of Nerd Essay-ing has been reached. In the context of a discussion or a debate, if you cannot make a point in a paragraph or less, the furrums are generally not an appropriate medium for that point. In conclusion, the temptation of Bad Posting is ever present, but with constant vigilance, and the guidance of those who have embraced the teachings of Good Posting, you will have the internal furrtitude necessary to also Post Good yourself. thx4reading & godbless, Zara, King of Posting. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Crosseye Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I read this entire post in the voice of Ben Stein. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 i post what i want 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted June 26, 2016 Author Share Posted June 26, 2016 21 minutes ago, Sir Gibby said: i post what i want The important thing, ultimately, is that you posted. Thank you and Good Posting, furriend Gibby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 *claps* If I could like the post more than once, I would like the post more than once. This was a high quality guide, thank you Post King. Good Posting to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted June 26, 2016 Author Share Posted June 26, 2016 Just now, Revates said: *claps* If I could like the post more than once, I would like the post more than once. This was a high quality guide, thank you Post King. Good Posting to you. Good Posting to you as well, furriend Revates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liovaire Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 There is a typo here. So i am going to disregard everything else you have said and nitpick this for the next five pages. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted June 26, 2016 Author Share Posted June 26, 2016 Just now, Liovaire said: There is a typo here. So i am going to disregard everything else you have said and nitpick this for the next five pages. It has already been corrected, furriend Liovaire. Please refresh your browser. Good Posting to you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted June 26, 2016 Author Share Posted June 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I understand and respect your decision. Good Posting to you, furriend Sidewalk! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Just now, Zaraphayx said: I understand and respect your decision. Good Posting to you, furriend Sidewalk! My posts go through quality control, although some bad posts slip through. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted June 26, 2016 Author Share Posted June 26, 2016 Just now, Sidewalk Surfboard said: My posts go through quality control, although some bad posts slip through. This is to be expected, everyone Posts Bad sometimes. The important thing is that you remain steadfast in your conviction to Posting Good in the future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I was expecting to be told to shitpost and that you are gay. Not sure if I'm disappointed or impressed, but you are most assuredly gay <3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted June 26, 2016 Author Share Posted June 26, 2016 12 minutes ago, Sourdough said: I was expecting to be told to shitpost and that you are gay. Not sure if I'm disappointed or impressed, but you are most assuredly gay <3 I assure you furriend Sourdough that I am, and will furrever remain, incredibly gay. Good Posting to you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Zaraphayx said: This is to be expected, everyone Posts Bad sometimes. The important thing is that you remain steadfast in your conviction to Posting Good in the future. It's kinda like ordering soup at a restaurant and finding a pube in it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Thanks Zara You're the best 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 You are and furrever will be the most eleete of posters: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Sourdough said: You are and furrever will be the most eleete of posters: Are you on Windows XP or some shit? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Are you on Windows XP or some shit? Actually, yes I am. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Just now, Sourdough said: Actually, yes I am. Â 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Zara is da best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 You put more effort into your effortposts than I do. You actually made art to go with it. I'm too lazy to compete with that. *swims away* Good post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: You put more effort into your effortposts than I do. You actually made art to go with it. I'm too lazy to compete with that. *swims away* Good post! Wait, are those amazing posts we see from both of you just you two trying to see who is better at posting?Also, good post! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 But Zara, this post in itself is a bit too close to an effort post! I fear you have been corrupted, and am suggesting a lynching party right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Sometimes the really stupid posts are the best ones. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 "We gotta turn this shit around."  4 hours ago, Cap'n Crosseye said: I read this entire post in the voice of Ben Stein. Until the "God Bless" at the end and then I heard Bob Ross. Which evolved this to a Great Post. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Nice to meetch, so good to seetch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 2 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Zara is da best  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Ampers& Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 is there anything by me in that word cloud I can't read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen Glacier Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I read all that in a voice from Charles Heston. Â Its really interesting to hear him talking furry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Oh, you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 i cant read but this looks like an effortpost how could you zara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 The fur puns aren't ironic anymore, are they? :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 15 minutes ago, Falaffel said: The fur puns aren't ironic anymore, are they? :c They're fur real now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 "And it came to pass, when Zara came down from mount Post with the thread of goodposting in Zara's hand, when he came down from the mount, that Zara wist not that the form of his staff stood erect while he talked with him.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naxams Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Everyone stop posting and listen to this  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Hi my fennec-vision is choosing to interpret your post as a request for more fennecposting. Â 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 This smells like a nerd essay 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Did It For The Cat Girls Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 >can we stop with the liberal use of the word "cuck", please? My insanity, it knows no bounds For these bad posts, they will not cease Will someone--anyone--please stop the nightmare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 NO U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 UM! Hold on. Quick question. What else would EA want? Friendship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 youll have to tear the bad posts my dead gay hands On 2016-06-26 at 7:50 AM, Sourdough said: Actually, yes I am. nice xp was the last good windows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 6 hours ago, Pignog said: youll have to tear the bad posts my dead gay hands nice xp was the last good windows As long as you have notepad and calculator the world will fall before your feet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Terrible posts are the birthright of FAF They may be terrible, but they'll continue to happen. Even if they're totally bad, such as this one. And this whole thread. And every other thread here on this forum. So... bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 TL;DR This is a bad post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 I need to file an appointment to read this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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