DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Just stop. You already fucked up and rewrote canon of the Lion King with Lion Guard. Just don't touch it anymore. For the love of god, don't touch it! Put it in the Disney vault or something. Just leave it alone! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 They've already made a statement saying their focus is going to be on new stuff as soon as they are done with the stuff they've already planned. You're late. :B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 lol who cares? This shit is literally for small children lmao 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 They can't hear you over that Scrooge Mcduck mountain of gold they earn from these movies, OP. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 28, 2016 Author Share Posted September 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lucyfish said: They've already made a statement saying their focus is going to be on new stuff as soon as they are done fuckin up classics Thats gonna take tooo long. Cancel the plans! >:c 5 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: lol who cares? This shit is literally for small children lmao. lol who cares? This shit is literally for small children lmao. I care damn you.... *sniffs* I care :c Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 This won't directly affect the original movie, it's a better alternative than George Lucas style "remastering," and nobody's going to force you to watch it. There is no problem here. The only ones to potentially lose on this deal are Disney themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 But how? There's no humans in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Please no. The Lion King is one of my most beloved Disney films. While Disney's live action films aren't bad, they don't hold a candle to their animated works in my opinion, and there's something beautiful and magical about animation in general to where I doubt a live action film could evoke the same feelings the original film did. It certainly wouldn't be as pleasing to the eye for me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 I mean the live action Jungle Book wasn't that bad so... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 I thought they already kind of did that with the Broadway musical? Either way, doesn't really affect me to any capacity. Just like Lion Guard (which I don't consider canon anyway). It's fiction, dude. Pick and choose what canon you wanna accept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Ampers& Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 We shouldn't rush to be upset, we don't know the facts yet, Simba could still be hot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 They should make a movie where all the princesses are covered in glue. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 They should do Artistocats instead. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lion Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Considering they already covered Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, The Jungle Book and they're working on Beauty and the Beast of course the Lion King is the next step...after which we'll probably see Aladdin or Tarzan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Zeke said: They should do Artistocats instead. Yes. Yes this. All of the yes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 44 minutes ago, Red Lion said: after which we'll probably see Aladdin or Tarzan. Oh yes, yes, YES, I'd love to see these adaptations Lion King... Eh, I don't know. Could be something interesting or a huge flop considering the nature of the movie involving only (talking) animals 9 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: lol who cares? This shit is literally for small children lmao Anyone who grew up in 90s have probably seen The Lion King as a child, who now as adults will likely go and see the new adaptation of The Lion King for the sake of nostalgia or curiosity. That is quite many people who do care, including me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 6 hours ago, Vae said: I thought they already kind of did that with the Broadway musical? Either way, doesn't really affect me to any capacity. Just like Lion Guard (which I don't consider canon anyway). It's fiction, dude. Pick and choose what canon you wanna accept. NO! THE CANON OF THE LION KING IS VERY IMPORTANT AND 100% SERIOUS BUSINESS!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 imagine: some years in the future, people talking about "the lion king" and other classics you grew up with will actually be talking about live-action/CGI movies and have no idea the originals even existed. enjoy your nightmares 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Â 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I don't really care. Just ignore it if you don't like it. Â Â Â Â Disney, re-release of Song of the South when? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 15 hours ago, FlynnCoyote said: This won't directly affect the original movie, it's a better alternative than George Lucas style "remastering," and nobody's going to force you to watch it. OR DID THEY?! Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 The BFG coming out is one Im excited for actually :< I dont know how much justice they'll do Roald Dahl's books but I was rather fond of the Charlie/Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory movies. I really also liked Zootopia, Wall-E, Inside out, Tangled, the princess and the frog, and a lot of their movies that are less popular but highly original. I still kind of want to see Finding Dory, the Good Dinosaur, Petes dragon...stuff and things Im dissapointed in the obnoxious remakes, though. Pretty sure Frozen 2 is pandering to little girls everywhere and even though Frozen wasnt the best movie it was decent at best and I hope they dont sell out on that one. Same thing with Toy Story they wont let it go. Â IDK man, Disney can sell out sometimes but sometimes they make good shit, I have a soft spot for that company cuz muh chilehudz. Â Besides, the arts and animation industry is exploding with growing interests from artists and animators running in the background, Im waiting for the days new waves of good movies/franchises pop up because they hired good people to make them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 16 hours ago, Vae said: I thought they already kind of did that with the Broadway musical? The broadway musical, despite not having watched but glimpsed it, is actually very much a good work of art in itself and for once is a very good adaptation, I appreciate it so much. I think Wicked is the same way 16 hours ago, Another Ampers& said: We shouldn't rush to be upset, we don't know the facts yet, Simba could still be hot No...dont you see? Thats a dangerously slippery slope into bestiality, furries are already hot for lion kings characters do you know how fucked up the new generation will be? :v  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 43 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: The BFG coming out is one Im excited for actually :< I dont know how much justice they'll do Roald Dahl's books but I was rather fond of the Charlie/Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory movies. It got middling-good reviews here in the UK, with most reviewers agreeing that despite a distinct lack of threat, it was faithful to the original material in spirit. I'm waiting for the DVD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalletFace Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I approve of Disney attempting new takes on old classics, but I do agree that they ought not get too bogged down in it. I'm fairly certain they won't, though. 12 hours ago, Gator said: imagine: some years in the future, people talking about "the lion king" and other classics you grew up with will actually be talking about live-action/CGI movies and have no idea the originals even existed. Many people don't know that things like Scarface and The Thing are remakes of popular films with new technology, so that isn't actually so far off. That makes it even scarier. 6 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Disney, re-release of Song of the South when? About the time it would be socially acceptable to release a movie about a Jewish survivor of the Holocaust in post-war Germany happily singing songs and telling Jewish folk-tales to the child of an ex-Nazi official and the child of a family that supported the party with absolutely no mention of the war, what happened to the Jews, or actual post-war attitudes. Realistically: Never 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 20 hours ago, Another Ampers& said: Simba could still be hot SirRob, if you hack someone else's account like this, I'm gonna beat your ass. Give Sand her shit back. :l 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 56 minutes ago, MalletFace said: Realistically: Never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 New ideas never work. REHASHÂ ON EVERYTHING. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 On one hand, that it can bring in a new audience, expand on its story, and fix potholes left in the past movies. On the other, it has a chance to damn the past franchise by ruining its story. Anyways, It's Shakespeare with fuzzy animals. It's not like Shakespeare has never been done over and over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalletFace Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Some of the songs and stories in it are really good. They might be convinced to do a remake someday - probably never a re-release - but it wouldn't look so kindly back at the post-war South and it would be clearly set after the Civil War. A re-release would just embarrass them, and Disney likes their image. Sad fact, but it is what it is. Speaking of, remake Songs of the South, please. If they could do it right, Disney would get some great praise for doing so, and we'd get a new version of Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. The dog looking at the animated characters wouldn't be quite so amazing, but it would be cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 18 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: NO! THE CANON OF THE LION KING IS VERY IMPORTANT AND 100% SERIOUS BUSINESS!!! Hey man, Maybe OP love Lion king so much that he wants to whip out his dick and bukkake Simba when ever he's on screen.  But anyways, I though Pixar was doing all of Disney's shit for movies and whatnot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 12 minutes ago, Imperial Impact said: Hey man, Maybe OP love Lion king so much that he wants to whip out his dick and bukkake Simba when ever he's on screen.  But anyways, I though Pixar was doing all of Disney's shit for movies and whatnot. @DevilishlyHandsome49 Dont lie man u kno he on point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted September 29, 2016 Author Share Posted September 29, 2016 17 hours ago, Gator said: imagine: some years in the future, people talking about "the lion king" and other classics you grew up with will actually be talking about live-action/CGI movies and have no idea the originals even existed. enjoy your nightmares 26 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: @DevilishlyHandsome49Â Dont lie man u kno he on point No, he's not on point... ...replace Simba with Kovu >.> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, MalletFace said: Some of the songs and stories in it are really good. They might be convinced to do a remake someday - probably never a re-release - but it wouldn't look so kindly back at the post-war South and it would be clearly set after the Civil War. A re-release would just embarrass them, and Disney likes their image. Sad fact, but it is what it is. Speaking of, remake Songs of the South, please. If they could do it right, Disney would get some great praise for doing so, and we'd get a new version of Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. The dog looking at the animated characters wouldn't be quite so amazing, but it would be cool. No. No remake. Bad. Bad idea. Bad. I'd like to keep Song of the South out of the remake pile, please and thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, DevilishlyHandsome49 said: Kovu >.> Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 On 9/28/2016 at 7:31 PM, #00Buck said: They should make a movie where all the princesses are covered in glue. And then, decapitated. If there's one thing I loathe, it's Disney Princesses, and the whole 'Princess' mythos that's being foisted on girls by armies of scheming marketers, whom I'd also like to decapitate. Along with the princes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 44 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: No. No remake. Bad. Bad idea. Bad. I'd like to keep Song of the South out of the remake pile, please and thank you. To be fair most people don't really know that Song of the South even exists. So it's not really the best choice for a rerelease or a remake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalletFace Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sutekh_the_Steak said: To be fair most people don't really know that Song of the South even exists. So it's not really the best choice for a rerelease or a remake. The most popular remakes are remakes of ones few people know about or that weren't that good. There are a whole bunch of movies from the '20s to '50s that are nearly impossible to find because of how popular the reworks and remakes from the '70s forward were. Many Americans can instantly identify Scarface (1983) and Al Pacino, but few can identify Scarface (1932) and Paul Muni, and huge numbers of Buster Keaton films like Seven Chances (1925) are nearly impossible to find while remakes and reworks like The Bachelor (1999) still make money on DVD sales. Most remakes are actually at least decent, and the few that aren't stand out. That's part of the reason I'm okay with Disney remaking whatever it wants. Many of its "original" films were basically reworks or remakes anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 4 hours ago, Zeke said: On one hand, that it can bring in a new audience, expand on its story, and fix potholes left in the past movies. On the other, it has a chance to damn the past franchise by ruining its story. Anyways, It's Shakespeare with fuzzy animals. It's not like Shakespeare has never been done over and over again. I don't remember the version of Hamlet where everyone had cutie marks and magical Denmark powers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 hours ago, DevilishlyHandsome49 said:  ...replace Simba with Kovu >.> Jason Marsden's voice <3 (Although like Matthew Broderick, he is not physically attractive.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 This is but a mere cash grab, just like Disney's other live action remakes. It will probably be just as bland and pointless as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I believe I've found the decision-making document for movies made by Disney and other big studios.  Brief: We've got a 200 million dollar budget to push out another movie, and 100 million dollars to promote it. Management and share holders are breathing down our backs. Options -Take a chance on something new -Play it safe  There ya go ^__^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I just saw the Lion King musical today and had a blast. It was better than the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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