Fossa Posted October 14, 2016 Author Share Posted October 14, 2016 Foiled again! *goes back to plotting and scheming* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowing Glass Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 How to make someone uncomfortable. Step 1: Make this thread Now you're finished. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I am security-kin and request that likes be replaced with locks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 3 hours ago, ArielMT said: The only way I can find to make this happen is to add a custom localization. Basically, change the language of every word not directly in a post. Think about this for a moment. It will give some of you sweet dreams and some of you nightmares. I have to admit I'm not sure which it would give me. At any rate, it's not a trivial thing to do. Not sure I understand. Does IPB give you access to the source code since it's written in PHP? Wouldn't "{names} likes this" be in the template? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 stop beating around the bush and replace it with yiffs already 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Let's not lick each other please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Socketosis said: Not sure I understand. Does IPB give you access to the source code since it's written in PHP? Wouldn't "{names} likes this" be in the template? No. PHP doesn't have a native template language or processor other than the whole language itself. Also, hacking code, even template files, on a production system is a bad idea for three reasons. First, cowboy coding like this results in code not audited for any security vulnerabilities that might be introduced. Also, keep in mind this is PHP, the only programming language where "Hello World" once had an easily exploited RCE vulnerability. Second, IPB is a COTS application. As such, even though it's sold as source code instead of a precompiled image, I'm pretty sure modifying it is against the license terms. I wouldn't be surprised if what they sell is heavily obfuscated to thwart reverse engineering. Finally, any well-maintained application written in PHP, free software or not, will be very frequently updated, and each update would overwrite any source-level customizations when installed. However, IPB comes with a complete customization system for themes and languages, which I'm still learning. It can be done, but it's not a trivial thing to do. Technical issues aside, I'm not even going to experiment with this because way too many folks are opposed to it right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 51 minutes ago, ArielMT said: No. PHP doesn't have a native template language or processor other than the whole language itself. Also, hacking code, even template files, on a production system is a bad idea for three reasons. First, cowboy coding like this results in code not audited for any security vulnerabilities that might be introduced. Also, keep in mind this is PHP, the only programming language where "Hello World" once had an easily exploited RCE vulnerability. Second, IPB is a COTS application. As such, even though it's sold as source code instead of a precompiled image, I'm pretty sure modifying it is against the license terms. I wouldn't be surprised if what they sell is heavily obfuscated to thwart reverse engineering. Finally, any well-maintained application written in PHP, free software or not, will be very frequently updated, and each update would overwrite any source-level customizations when installed. However, IPB comes with a complete customization system for themes and languages, which I'm still learning. It can be done, but it's not a trivial thing to do. Technical issues aside, I'm not even going to experiment with this because way too many folks are opposed to it right now. All very good points. However, I'd expect them to be using a templating engine since those usually go hand in hand with any modern MVC framework (if they created or are using one). One other way I could think of going about it is to just use Javascript to replace "like" with another word outside of any user generated content, which probably wouldn't be as horrendously tedious as doing the localization thing. Well, if you are able to drop in a script tag in the rendered HTML that is. But yeah, breaking licensing terms and updates overwriting it makes it not worth it overall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 @op Yiff in hell, furfag >:[ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 @ArielMT @Socketosis NNNEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDD also Android autocorrect becomes hilarious when you stretch out words -- it tried to suggest "ANNE EEE EEE REAR A ARAD ADD DAD" for that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 On 2016-10-13 at 3:52 PM, Falaffel said: it's like this forum forgot that we make fun of murry purry furries and half of the forums became them. To become the things that we hated.. fate is unkind. He who fights with manimals should take care lest he thereby become a manimal. And if thou gaze long into an 0w0, the 0w0 will also gaze into thee. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I think it should be ticks not licks... I mean when you like something, are you not sucking the essence out of that post and using it for your own means? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Is it too late to screech in disgusted anger at the OP? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I lick the sound of this idea; I think it's something I could really get behind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 On 10/14/2016 at 3:35 PM, Zaraphayx said: I can already smell the hot pockets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Sees thread OwO what's this? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 40 minutes ago, Imperial Impact said: I can already smell the hot pockets. Hot pockets aren't vegan. I feel bad now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 58 minutes ago, Saxon said: I lick the sound of this idea; I think it's something I could really get behind. Is that a buttilingus joke I smell? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 1 hour ago, LadyRadarEars said: Is it too late to screech in disgusted anger at the OP? never 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 *LIIIIICK* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 4 hours ago, Astus said: I think it should be ticks not licks... I mean when you like something, are you not sucking the essence out of that post and using it for your own means? Yer funny! And keenly insightful. Odd, how many furs missed the light-hearted sarcasm, here! Ticks, licks, likes, Fossas just wanna have fun, like that Cyndi Lauper song. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Please don't ever do this. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 ^Oh, shit, I almost busted a rib when I saw that. I like the idea, lets do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 On 10/17/2016 at 2:12 PM, george99g said: -awful snip-Please don't ever do this. thank you I now have a visual representation of this to also hate 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 On 10/17/2016 at 1:12 PM, george99g said: Please don't ever do this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleric Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Leave it to furries to take a light-hearted joke as an opportunity to express their unadulterated hate for furries. :V I would join in on Fossa's genius revolution, but I fear everyone else will dislick me. </3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 20, 2016 Author Share Posted October 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, Kleric said: Leave it to furries to take a light-hearted joke as an opportunity to express their unadulterated hate for furries. :V I would join in on Fossa's genius revolution, but I fear everyone else will dislick me. </3 Thanks, I appreciate the support! I'm not sure why people managed to take a joke so seriously. Leave it to furies, I guess! If I didn't give Falaffell things to be bitter and bitchy about, he'd almost have nothing to say, so, hey, I figure I'm doing him a favor. He seems happiest when he's unhappy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Fossa-Boy said: If I didn't give Falaffell things to be bitter and bitchy about, he'd almost have nothing to say, so, hey, I figure I'm doing him a favor. He seems happiest when he's unhappy. and i thank you greatly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 21, 2016 Author Share Posted October 21, 2016 15 hours ago, Falaffel said: and i thank you greatly No worries, anytime! Phew, us furries. Falaffels must bring out the ferocious fossa (yet vegetarian) side of me! Anyway, sorry if I was grumpy there; been a lack of sleep this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 21 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: I'm not sure why people managed to take a joke so seriously. Leave it to furies, I guess! I hate furries more, therefore I am better than thou, scoundrelous varlet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 6 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: No worries, anytime! Phew, us furries. Falaffels must bring out the ferocious fossa (yet vegetarian) side of me! Anyway, sorry if I was grumpy there; been a lack of sleep this week. but really though, refer to your own post: 23 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: I'm not sure why people managed to take a joke so seriously. Leave it to furies, I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 On 10/17/2016 at 3:12 PM, george99g said: [godhasforsakenus.jpg] Please don't ever do this. this kind of posting should be illegal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Sorry I'm late, I've been busy lately. Here is an appropriate userstyle: a.ipsButton_like.ipsButton_alternate:after { content: 'Lick this'; position: relative; margin-left: -45px; border-radius: 3px; line-height: 18px; padding: 0 7px; font-size: 11px; background: inherit; } a.ipsButton_like.ipsButton_veryLight:after { content: 'Unlick this'; position: relative; margin-left: -55px; border-radius: 3px; line-height: 18px; padding: 0 7px; font-size: 11px; background: inherit; } 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, Onnes said: Sorry I'm late, I've been busy lately. Here is an appropriate userstyle: a.ipsButton_like.ipsButton_alternate:after { content: 'Lick this'; position: relative; margin-left: -45px; border-radius: 3px; line-height: 18px; padding: 0 7px; font-size: 11px; background: inherit; } a.ipsButton_like.ipsButton_veryLight:after { content: 'Unlick this'; position: relative; margin-left: -55px; border-radius: 3px; line-height: 18px; padding: 0 7px; font-size: 11px; background: inherit; } Don't encourage them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I just realized that if we change likes to 'licks', we can then have a thread to change licks to 'dicks'. I mean...I'm game. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 This isn't going to be a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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