Fossa Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I think we need to change the like button and the likes feature to licks. Every boring old site in the universe has likes nowadays, and we are special. We are furries. And how does a furry show they like something? Well, they lick it. And so, I say we rid ourselves of these déclassé likes, and replace them with licks. Then, we can see who gets the most licks, and who likes to lick. I know some 'fursonas' might not have a tongue to lick with, but we will just pretend, do not worry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Brb, never hitting the "like" button again. 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 (edited) I support this suggestion. The amount of licks I can give Edited October 13, 2016 by Mikazuki Marazhu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 i would rather cut off my penis with a rusty palette knife 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 it's like this forum forgot that we make fun of murry purry furries and half of the forums became them. To become the things that we hated.. fate is unkind. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 33 minutes ago, Fossa-Boy said: I say we rid ourselves of these déclassé likes, and replace them with licks. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, Falaffel said: it's like this forum forgot that we make fun of murry purry furries and half of the forums became them. To become the things that we hated.. fate is unkind. And nothing of value was lost :Y ...or gained really, but that's besides the point XP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 Well, afraid of a few licks, I see! It is fun, though, to see everyone react like they do...I knew right away a lotta furs would be, like, "Oh, gross! That Fossa must stop!", so I had to suggest the idea, 'cause we need to embrace licking more proudly, and not feel so funny about it. Or about furry stereotypes in general. Furries, prepare your tongues! (if any) The era of licks will come, it has been foreseen by the elders, the chosen ones, Jesus, and also, me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Yeah.. that's a bit too furry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 If we replace likes with "licks" then I will also replace all swear words and slurs with furry lingo. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 naw im good homie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, MuttButt said: naw im good homie Aw, buy yer tongue is already out, and at the ready! :V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiy0 Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 for me licks are more of a privacy in the relationship thing so...nah. pls don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Fossa-Boy said: Well, afraid of a few licks, I see! It is fun, though, to see everyone react like they do...I knew right away a lotta furs would be, like, "Oh, gross! That Fossa must stop!", so I had to suggest the idea, 'cause we need to embrace licking more proudly, and not feel so funny about it. Or about furry stereotypes in general. Furries, prepare your tongues! (if any) The era of licks will come, it has been foreseen by the elders, the chosen ones, Jesus, and also, me. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Nah. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I'm getting so sick of this hypersexualized furry shit. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 It's lick or be licked 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 14, 2016 Author Share Posted October 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Terminal7 said: It's lick or be licked Yep, it's a tough world out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 How many licks does it take to figure out that this is a shitty idea? The world may never know. I'm not sure if Fossa is trolling with this or being 100% serious and I am scared. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I'm okay with licks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Replace likes with kicks 2016 #staywoke 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 14, 2016 Author Share Posted October 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Crazy Lee said: How many licks does it take to figure out that this is a shitty idea? The world may never know. I'm not sure if Fossa is trolling with this or being 100% serious and I am scared. Fossa is just being Fossa! Fossa does not understand this word, 'troll', not in Fossa language. Do not be scared. Fossa will protect you from too many licks. 2 hours ago, #00Buck said: I'm okay with licks. Now there's a wise fish! Licks, likes, same deal, all in all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 5 hours ago, Cingal said: *Lick on the post* Kill yourself. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 ok, like, really dude. I can only ree so much. i'm out of breath. mercy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 14, 2016 Author Share Posted October 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Falaffel said: ok, like, really dude. I can only ree so much. i'm out of breath. mercy Try yoga? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Nah thanks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Please no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 5 hours ago, Hux said: I'm getting so sick of this hypersexualized furry shit. tbh I don't know what else you can really expect when you throw a bunch of young, horny, gay virgins into a forum and say go nuts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 This sums up my thoughts on the proposal. Thank you. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: tbh I don't know what else you can really expect when you throw a bunch of young, horny, gay virgins into a forum and say go nuts Being naive, I was hoping for at least a little bit of social nuance and tact. It's just one constant barrage of people shamelessly releasing all of this lascivious sexual excess. I mean, I've made made some sexual posts, but they're always meant to be humorous or ironic. It's so weird to see a carousel of socially inept people spin around and blare their sexuality. It's not limited to gay guys either. It's pretty cringey seeing how some straight guys here will literally cling on to a female user's every post and pepper them with awkward compliments. As if some normal girl is going to get all hot and bothered by a milquetoast neck beard stammering out ham-fisted spergisms. Spay and neuter your pets, folks. How do I even furry? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Hux said: It's pretty cringey seeing how some straight guys here will literally cling on to a female user's every post and pepper them with awkward compliments. I wish some people would fucking cut this shit out. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Hux said: It's pretty cringey seeing how some straight guys here will literally cling on to a female user's every post and pepper them with awkward compliments. HAHHAAHAHAHAHAAA. Yeah. Yeah it is. But this is the internet. My advice? Just sit back and enjoy the ride, baby. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Licks?! LICKS?!!! No thanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, Falaffel said: I wish some people would fucking cut this shit out. There's no way you could be referring to me... 9 minutes ago, DevilBear said: HAHHAAHAHAHAHAAA. Yeah. Yeah it is. But this is the internet. My advice? Just sit back and enjoy the ride, baby. There's a reason why 90% of my comments are shitposts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Hux said: There's no way you could be referring to me... I would hope those who you and I are talking about are self aware enough to pick up on it. I know they're not, but i still hope. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 *Anon licks your post* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Falaffel said: it's like this forum forgot that we make fun of murry purry furries and half of the forums became them. To become the things that we hated.. fate is unkind. "Those who do not die as a hero will live long enough to see themselves become a type of person they fought against: A villain" 1 hour ago, DevilBear said: This sums up my thoughts on the proposal. Thank you. Just take a sawn off to be absolutely sure. You won't do shit with such a Derringer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: I think we need to change the like button and the likes feature to licks. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CTRL+ALT+DELETE THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Let's examine the number and variety of bacteria exchanged during licking, shall we? ...disgusting you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Jerry said: Let's examine the number and variety of bacteria exchanged during licking, shall we? ...disgusting you say? Your pet dog does this to you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuttButt Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Hux said: It's so weird to see a carousel of socially inept people spin around and blare their sexuality. It's not limited to gay guys either. It's pretty cringey seeing how some straight guys here will literally cling on to a female user's every post and pepper them with awkward compliments. I know exactly what you're referring to and it also drives me bonkers. This is why the fandom doesn't have any girls, guys x.x 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I support this decision, but ONLY because it's irritating people and I like that. I will be watching how this transpires from within a concrete bunker with the best improvized flame thrower I can. Just in case. Also some tissues and lube. Also just in case... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I feel like an outlierfor supporting this decision but it amuses me in how decidedly furry it is...I have decended too far down the rabbit hole of furrydom and there is indeed far too many licks 12 hours ago, Hux said: I'm getting so sick of this hypersexualized furry shit. Oh this? Good sir, there is far worse out there if you immediately determined fossa's suggestion to be of sexual persuasion. To my mind licks can be more than sexual, alas, they are merely retarded manimal shows of affection is all, as that which they would imitate a dog's enthusiasm in the most retarded human way, 'tis only of a sex if you let it be sex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 hour ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Oh this? Good sir, there is far worse out there if you immediately determined fossa's suggestion to be of sexual persuasion. To my mind licks can be more than sexual, alas, they are merely retarded manimal shows of affection is all, as that which they would imitate a dog's enthusiasm in the most retarded human way, 'tis only of a sex if you let it be sex context doesnt real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 14, 2016 Author Share Posted October 14, 2016 8 hours ago, MuttButt said: I know exactly what you're referring to and it also drives me bonkers. This is why the fandom doesn't have any girls, guys x.x Girls? Girls??!! But they have cooties! All the better to keep them away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArielMT Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 The only way I can find to make this happen is to add a custom localization. Basically, change the language of every word not directly in a post. Think about this for a moment. It will give some of you sweet dreams and some of you nightmares. I have to admit I'm not sure which it would give me. At any rate, it's not a trivial thing to do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Basically: It aint happening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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