Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Hey guys! I'm gettin' christmassy. d'aww. There's a secret santa thread going on now, too, if you haven't seen it. ( https://phoenix.corvidae.org/topic/1276-secret-santa ) What would you ask from Santa, if you could? I'd ask for my student loans paid, if we're being cheeky. Seriously, I'd love to snag a used 3DS and pokemon ruby if I'm being childish. Semi-realistically I'm being my own santa and buying myself earbuds and a scanner when I have a chance to save the money up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I would ask for money for my family, and if we're splurging here, a complete Rolfe bot with all the cosmetics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Probably a new PC it's something I'll have to invest in next year anyways or an air conditioner it's pretty hot in my house. And if Santa does unrealistic requests a bigger wiener. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 My rationality, sanity, and innocence in one nice complete package. It'd be a Christmas miracle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Normally it would be to finally see the northern lights for real, but I actually got to see them this year. So I guess my new wish is, oh I don't know, maybe a good job (or a promotion after nearly 4 years) to buy a piece of land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) Somewhere to live would be nice. Even a 1-bedroom apartment would suffice. Or a new car. A plus if said vehicle has living accommodations like a VW Van. Edited December 14, 2015 by Vaer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 The Evangelion Rebuild movies, the Metal Gear Solid Legacy Collection, The Cat Returns BD, and the first Etotama Bluray set are all things I really want to get for Christmas from Santa. Gotta have my video games and animu. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Sleep. I just want to sleep forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 A magical being that can grant me anything I could ever want in this existence, of course I will go with Furry body pillows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crunchy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Food, a mountain of food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 parents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crunchy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 13 minutes ago, Brass said: parents Hello Batman. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 A large cash donation to the animal shelter I work with in my town. Despite fundraising efforts, each year it sinks a little further in debt. I don't want the good work this all-volunteer organization does come to a stop, because there's nobody else to step up and take this on.... too many cats and dogs depend on this rescue in order to find Forever Homes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrysleQuinsen Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Table and chair for my desktop PC, my table is really large and tall and no chair to fit it ergonomically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 A pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 guns and to be able to into math i'm so fucked on this final 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 big things: an apartment, a moped (or i guess a license, a car, and the insurance required to go with it if we're really getting crazy), a new computer, a flash animation program, a set of art markers, and plenty of money for doctor visits and legal fees and bills and all other manner of grownup goodness. less practical big things: animatronic props of pretty much any kind (but especially haunted house props and more giant dancing santas--i want an army of giant dancing santas), some nice taxidermy pieces and preserved specimens/skeletons (human and animal plz), a houseboat in the swamp, a motorcycle (and all necessary licenses/insurance), a subscription to the exotic jerky of the month club, cake decorating classes, and one of them fancy constantly overflowing bathtubs with a rainfall shower overhead. less big things: some jerky, a leopard gecko, some new shoes, any of various music CDs, a new hoodie, any of the books i've been wanting to read, a new sketchbook, and some inking pens. santa has plenty of options, so there's really no way he can screw this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Cash. I've got 99 problems, and cash would solve like 80 of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizan Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 1 hour ago, Zerig said: guns and to be able to into math i'm so fucked on this final Yo what kinda math? Maybe I can help a bit also i'd ask for more time to do hobbies or a PS4. Bloodbourne and Fallout 4 baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 1 hour ago, Zerig said: guns and to be able to into math i'm so fucked on this final The American way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 A cure for my chronic headaches ... and a self-balancing scooter, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 A didlo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zytan Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 100% on my degree, apparent work experience at a respectable company and a decent laptop... or at the very least chocolate, chocolate's pretty important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Financial security for the rest of my life. Also, a nice, big house in the mountains that I don't have to pay anything for. Also, idk an SMB3 Ludwig plush or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 A breast lift, the money for orthodontic work, and a course of laser scar removal. And maybe a really nice back tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I'd ask for about $10,000, that would really help me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Dear Santa, plz give sex change for Crissmuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) Student loans paid sounds damn good to me. I wouldn't be struggling financially (much) if those got paid off. I could then set my sights on paying off the bills I haven't been able to pay at all because that one student loan bill in particular crushes me every month now that I'm out on my own (I would have been out years ago if not for that). I mean, I could be a dick and not pay that too, but since my parents co-signed it they have to pay it or their credit gets shot as well and that's not fair to them since they can't really afford it most of the time either. Edit: Also, a really nice pair of headphones because my new favorite game requires so much focus on every little sound around you that I think it would make me a lot more effective if I had a nice pair of headphones that could cover up outside noise and really amplify those tiny sounds. Edited December 14, 2015 by Kinare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I'd ask Santa to stop being such a charity, and make him charge for his services. Guy flies around delivering presents for millions a year, not asking for a thing in return. God, Santa is such a commie. Basically make children cry every Christmas because they never get Christmas presents anymore, unless they buy them off of him. Preferably at a 5% higher cost than that it would be charged for if bought in a store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 2 minutes ago, Half-Note said: I'd ask Santa to stop being such a charity, and make him charge for his services. Guy flies around delivering presents for millions a year, not asking for a thing in return. God, Santa is such a commie. Basically make children cry every Christmas because they never get Christmas presents anymore, unless they buy them off of him. Preferably at a 5% higher cost than that it would be charged for if bought in a store. Ye be quite the scrooge, m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 5 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Ye be quite the scrooge, m8 It's a genius idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Otters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I don't think I'm allowed to say that here. Not on the site, I mean the Internet in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Hope and future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmomma Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 hour ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: Hope and future Seconded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I want Santa's left hand. And photographic evidence that the hand is his, not some homeless bastard's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 A lot of things. Too many to name and too depressing to think about. But I'd settle for a voice synthesizer that works with my natural speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopori Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 A single plane ticket to central africa. Sod the return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 a bag of gold coins in my anus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 6 minutes ago, Sir Gibby said: a bag of gold coins in my anus ...annnd...you want him tO puT them there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Everybody's Nude Pictures. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen Glacier Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 That cute chocobo plush that's $60 in every store ever but is only worth $15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: ...annnd...you want him tO puT them there? well just shoving them in my pocket is very acceptable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 hours ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Everybody's Nude Pictures. including ladies? Just admiring some bodies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 More biscuits, need something to dunk in my coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Loads of cash or a midas touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 9 minutes ago, Mayonnaise said: Loads of cash or a midas touch. You do know how that whole Midas touch thing turns out right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 24 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: You do know how that whole Midas touch thing turns out right? I'm told a solid-gold phallus sells for a premium in today's precious metals market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 The entire Bad Dragon catalog, an Audi R8, a Jeep Wrangler with offroading modifications, and a plane ticket to Texas to see my Fen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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