FenrirDarkWolf Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 If you have a dog sona, and you're a bottom... are you a subwoofer? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 10 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: If you have a dog sona, and you're a bottom... are you a subwoofer? Only if your partner has a canary 'sona so they can be the tweeter. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Do I prefer India Pale Ales because of how hoppy they are? :B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 In the Pokemon world, do furries want to be Pokemon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 59 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: In the Pokemon world, do furries want to be Pokemon? They have those already. They're the Pokemaniac trainer type. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 What if your entire face was one giant pimple and yoy had to squeeze it in one blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 15 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: What if your entire face was one giant pimple and yoy had to squeeze it in one blow ew no stop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Cool water can feel waaaaay more refreshing than hot water 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 If I take a tortilla and fold it into a pouch, can I put a letter inside and mail it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted May 28, 2017 Author Share Posted May 28, 2017 The Lion King was a story about a guy making a lot of really bad decisions to get laid. Returning from exile to stage a violent coup of the government? Generally not going to work out for you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Beast from Beauty and the Beast was cursed for 10 years. He has until his 21st birthday to break it. That means he, as an 11 year old, was cursed for not letting a stranger into his home at night when his parents were obviously nowhere to be found. That enchantress is kind of a mean bitch. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 'Ananasi' - a word creatively interpreted to mean 'Were-Spiders' by the tabletop RPG company White Wolf, actually means 'Pineapples'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 43 minutes ago, Faust said: 'Ananasi' - a word creatively interpreted to mean 'Were-Spiders' by the tabletop RPG company White Wolf, actually means 'Pineapples'. Get on with the times and join the cool club 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I notice you've tactically excluded America there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 8 hours ago, Faust said: I notice you've tactically excluded America there America is just Britain 2.0 on steroids anyway 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 10 hours ago, Faust said: 'Ananasi' - a word creatively interpreted to mean 'Were-Spiders' by the tabletop RPG company White Wolf, actually means 'Pineapples'. I think it was probably more rooted in the African folk tale of Anansi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 On 16/06/2017 at 10:03 PM, Victor-933 said: I think it was probably more rooted in the African folk tale of Anansi. Oh I'm sure it wasn't intentional, it's just funny I like it when words turn out to have bizarre meanings in other languages. Like 'Hakuna Matata' in Ngata Maori means 'Insult the Crevice' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Is the King of the Bunions a one-foot ruler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 @Faust: Here's that bouncy Fossa, again! Thought: I've really come to love English Muffins for breakfast. But in England, what do they call them? I mean, to distinguish them from other muffins? Wouldn't all muffins there be English Muffins? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 You know, for all the talk about how millennials act so entitled, older people sure do act entitled in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkShark Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 What if someone copyrighted the word copyright? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 On 8/20/2017 at 11:56 PM, DarkShark said: What if someone copyrighted the word copyright? Sounds like something Gene Simmons would do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Can't copyright single words, it'd have to be trademarked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 So it's okay to call a maned wolf a fox on stilts, but what if I call a fox a mini maney? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llamapotamus Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 8/20/2017 at 9:10 PM, LazerMaster5 said: You know, for all the talk about how millennials act so entitled, older people sure do act entitled in public. thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis On 6/16/2017 at 7:12 AM, Snagged said: Get on with the times and join the cool club Also, I'd just like to say this map is bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Admit you want to fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 'You're So Cute I Wanna Wear You Like a Suit' suddenly becomes a very creepy song when it's being sung by Buffalo Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Trojans is a terrible name for condoms... Its basically named after something that penetrated a stronghold, then broke open, and thousands of little guys poured out and fucked everyone's day up. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 As bad as nuclear weapons are, 'clean' nuclear weapons that caused no fallout would be worse, because world leaders would not hesitate to use them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U-235 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 In all honesty, it still seems like things are going by too quick. I've only got 7 months until I move to a new state and start life in the real world. I've gotta learn how to budget things better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Hitler's first book was called 'Mein Kampf', which is 'My Struggle' in German. If he'd lived to write another one, maybe it would be called 'Mein Kraft', which is 'My Strength' in German. But then Mojang might have sued him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 So it's a "fact" that vaccines cause autism, right? All people I know who have autism also have friends. I have no friends, but also no autism. So clearly friends cause autism! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lion Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 If the pulp of a fruit can be considered the "meat" does that mean the juice is like blood? Are we fruit vampires? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 11 hours ago, Red Lion said: If the pulp of a fruit can be considered the "meat" does that mean the juice is like blood? Are we fruit vampires? That's what happens when you're bitten by a fruit bat. I have an old and very, very BAD tabletop RPG book somewhere in my collection of bad games where one of the playable character types is 'Fructose Vampire'. They literally suck the juice out of lemons to survive. That said, the same game also featured were-hamsters, so it wasn't even the silliest option. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 I just got an email with the title 'Trump Talks Interest', and I thought: 'Oh no they don't!' -F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 On 3/12/2018 at 8:52 AM, Faust said: They literally suck the juice out of lemons to survive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginza Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Why do I spend so much money to have people draw pictures of a humanoid animal...? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yakamaru Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Every criminal to ever exist breathe oxygen. Clearly oxygen is the most common denominator between every one who suffers, too! WE MUST BAN OXYGEN! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Spiderman, spiderman, Does whatever a spider can, Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves, just like flies... ...injects them with a digestive enzyme that turns their insides to soup, then sucks out their guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Why is there the phrase "funky fresh," when "funky" is also used to describe something smelly and not fresh at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 On 01/04/2018 at 11:04 PM, Umbra.Exe said: Why is there the phrase "funky fresh," when "funky" is also used to describe something smelly and not fresh at all? Same reason that the words 'Awful' and 'Awesome' are opposites, even though they have the same linguistic root. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 When you say "I drink like a fish", shouldn't that mean "I suck it in through my mouth then blow it out again through a hole in my neck" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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