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5 hours ago, Shiro said:

If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yeah" why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"?

Or a Limbo Dunno?

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10 hours ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

If you have a dog sona, and you're a bottom...

are you a subwoofer?

Only if your partner has a canary 'sona so they can be the tweeter.

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59 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said:

In the Pokemon world, do furries want to be Pokemon?

They have those already.
They're the Pokemaniac trainer type.

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The Lion King was a story about a guy making a lot of really bad decisions to get laid.

Returning from exile to stage a violent coup of the government? Generally not going to work out for you.

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Beast from Beauty and the Beast was cursed for 10 years. He has until his 21st birthday to break it. That means he, as an 11 year old, was cursed for not letting a stranger into his home at night when his parents were obviously nowhere to be found.

That enchantress is kind of a mean bitch.

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'Ananasi' - a word creatively interpreted to mean 'Were-Spiders' by the tabletop RPG company White Wolf, actually means 'Pineapples'.

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43 minutes ago, Faust said:

'Ananasi' - a word creatively interpreted to mean 'Were-Spiders' by the tabletop RPG company White Wolf, actually means 'Pineapples'.

Get on with the times and join the cool club

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10 hours ago, Faust said:

'Ananasi' - a word creatively interpreted to mean 'Were-Spiders' by the tabletop RPG company White Wolf, actually means 'Pineapples'.

I think it was probably more rooted in the African folk tale of Anansi.

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On 16/06/2017 at 10:03 PM, Victor-933 said:

I think it was probably more rooted in the African folk tale of Anansi.

Oh I'm sure it wasn't intentional, it's just funny :D  I like it when words turn out to have bizarre meanings in other languages.

Like 'Hakuna Matata' in Ngata Maori means 'Insult the Crevice'

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@Faust: Here's that bouncy Fossa, again!

 

Thought: I've really come to love English Muffins for breakfast. But in England, what do they call them? I mean, to distinguish them from other muffins? Wouldn't all muffins there be English Muffins?

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On 8/20/2017 at 11:56 PM, DarkShark said:

What if someone copyrighted the word copyright?

Sounds like something Gene Simmons would do.

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On 8/20/2017 at 9:10 PM, LazerMaster5 said:

You know, for all the talk about how millennials act so entitled, older people sure do act entitled in public.

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On 6/16/2017 at 7:12 AM, Snagged said:

Get on with the times and join the cool club

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Also, I'd just like to say this map is bananas.

 

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'You're So Cute I Wanna Wear You Like a Suit' suddenly becomes a very creepy song when it's being sung by Buffalo Bill.

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Trojans is a terrible name for condoms...

Its basically named after something that penetrated a stronghold, then broke open, and thousands of little guys poured out and fucked everyone's day up.

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As bad as nuclear weapons are, 'clean' nuclear weapons that caused no fallout would be worse, because world leaders would not hesitate to use them.

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In all honesty, it still seems like things are going by too quick. I've only got 7 months until I move to a new state and start life in the real world. I've gotta learn how to budget things better.

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Hitler's first book was called 'Mein Kampf', which is 'My Struggle' in German.

If he'd lived to write another one, maybe it would be called 'Mein Kraft', which is 'My Strength' in German.

But then Mojang might have sued him.

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So it's a "fact" that vaccines cause autism, right?
All people I know who have autism also have friends.
I have no friends, but also no autism. So clearly friends cause autism!

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If the pulp of a fruit can be considered the "meat" does that mean the juice is like blood? Are we fruit vampires?

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11 hours ago, Red Lion said:

If the pulp of a fruit can be considered the "meat" does that mean the juice is like blood? Are we fruit vampires?

That's what happens when you're bitten by a fruit bat.

I have an old and very, very BAD tabletop RPG book somewhere in my collection of bad games where one of the playable character types is 'Fructose Vampire'. They literally suck the juice out of lemons to survive. That said, the same game also featured were-hamsters, so it wasn't even the silliest option.

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I just got an email with the title 'Trump Talks Interest', and I thought: 'Oh no they don't!'

-F

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Every criminal to ever exist breathe oxygen.

Clearly oxygen is the most common denominator between every one who suffers, too!

WE MUST BAN OXYGEN!

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Spiderman, spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can,
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves, just like flies...

...injects them with a digestive enzyme that turns their insides to soup, then sucks out their guts.

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On 01/04/2018 at 11:04 PM, Umbra.Exe said:

Why is there the phrase "funky fresh," when "funky" is also used to describe something smelly and not fresh at all?

Same reason that the words 'Awful' and 'Awesome' are opposites, even though they have the same linguistic root.

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When you say "I drink like a fish", shouldn't that mean "I suck it in through my mouth then blow it out again through a hole in my neck"

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