Vallium Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Move to Red Lantern if furries cant control themselves pls You know the drill, vote! Also sorry only one female option, welcome to marketing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 The Lactaid Cow. She's got that big, blue booty that we ALL crave! Her voice is also sexy as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 No pics, not voting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 The Car Fox. He is just begging to be yiffed. And since he's marketed to adults that means you don't have to feel any shame for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 33 minutes ago, SirRob said: The Car Fox. He is just begging to be yiffed. And since he's marketed to adults that means you don't have to feel any shame for it. Very true on many fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Do I really need to say who? You know exactly who I'm going to post. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Ampers& Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Hux said: The Lactaid Cow. She's got that big, blue booty that we ALL crave! Her voice is also sexy as fuck. Hux I don't think we're meant to suggest serious candidates for the title 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Hux said: The Lactaid Cow. She's got that big, blue booty that we ALL crave! Her voice is also sexy as fuck. Speaking of.... 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Its the glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 47 minutes ago, Vincent said: Speaking of.... If only there were fanfics. I wanna read the story of how the dow-on-her-luck Lactaid Cow was whisked away by the winds of love. 1 hour ago, Another Ampers& said: Hux I don't think we're meant to suggest serious candidates for the title There's nothing serious about lusting after anthro cow ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Another Ampers& said: Hux I don't think we're meant to suggest serious candidates for the title No shut up, let him elaborate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarl Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 None of them! Mine is the sexiest, Why Misty is so sexy some people consider her NSFW so Beware! https://www.sofurry.com/view/1040918 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Cookie crisps wolf I still have a crush on that bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 You can tell how gay this forum is when a thread about sexy mascots doesn't include the Cadbury Advert Rabbit. Which is refreshing I guess. I guess I'll vote for the Cookie Crisp Wolf because Tony the tiger reminds me of my grandpa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Butters said: You can tell how gay this forum is when a thread about sexy mascots doesn't include the Cadbury Advert Rabbit. Which is refreshing I guess. I guess I'll vote for the Cookie Crisp Wolf because Tony the tiger reminds me of my grandpa. This showed up in google. Fucking ROCK HARD! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: This showed up in google. Fucking ROCK HARD! The face looks creepy af. I would lose my dick . :v 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, Nova said: I would lose my dick . :v Why, it's just a nibble. :> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Look at those luscious lips. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 How could you not think this is the sexiest thing ever? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 21 minutes ago, Osrik said: How could you not think this is the sexiest thing ever? I'm looking through that person's channel and I feel like I have broken through a different layer of reality 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 hour ago, SirRob said: I'm looking through that person's channel and I feel like I have broken through a different layer of reality PilotRedSun is what dreams are made of. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Aunt Jemima 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 >tfw you'll never experience Colonel Sanders's glorious facial hair rub against your virgin cheeks why live? 4 hours ago, Osrik said: How could you not think this is the sexiest thing ever? 2 hours ago, PastryOfApathy said: PilotRedSun is what dreams are made of. I cannot begin to tell you how much I love PRS. Also, his album is dope as fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 1, 2016 Author Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 hours ago, DevilBear said: Aunt Jemima Why yo, that isnt funny man, bruh, whatch wrong wich chew? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 26 minutes ago, Kosha said: >tfw you'll never experience Colonel Sanders's glorious facial hair rub against your virgin cheeks why live? I cannot begin to tell you how much I love PRS. Also, his album is dope as fuck. But why settle for the facial hair of a mere Colonel when you can have that of a Marshal? (His music is pretty great, it's funny that I don't remember it as anything special when I originally heard it in the videos... but I guess I was too absorbed in the enlightenment I was receiving from the visuals...) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Erin Esurance. I went to google to look up an image to post here....and found R34...She's the pink haired mascot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Tony Tiger's denial towards the furry fandom just makes him all the more appealing... I like that cookies wolf guy too! Although, both of these two aren't mascots for cereal where I live. FeelsBadMan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 8 hours ago, Butters said: You can tell how gay this forum is when a thread about sexy mascots doesn't include the Cadbury Advert Rabbit. Which is refreshing I guess. Patience, Butters-san. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Sirrob quality topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 No love for Chester Cheetah? (Currently at 0 votes) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 look at this sexy piece of fried dead chicken. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Quizno's Sponge Monkeys. Murr~ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 17 minutes ago, Proper noun said: look at this sexy piece of fried dead chicken. This was worded beautifully, Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 32 minutes ago, Chrysocyon said: Quizno's Sponge Monkeys. Murr~ God damn it, Chrys. I had those things locked away in the vault of the deepest recesses of my mind, and you had to blow it open. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Should have read the thread before voting. Aaaanyway, Geico Gecko. He's warm. He's funny He's affectionate. He's sensative. He's smart, confident, helps people, works hard, and he would always treat you right. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Now that I think about it, I'm surprised Sonic didn't make the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 4 hours ago, Socketosis said: Now that I think about it, I'm surprised Sonic didn't make the list. Sonic is a videogame or tv show character and I wasnt counting it as 'marketing', since he's a character intended to be a character in a franchise rather than a character intended to sell food or cars or insurance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 1 hour ago, 6tails said: Sonic was created specifically to sell the Sega Genesis and Sega titles, as a mascot, much like the Geico lizard was created to sell insurance. But then that would have to include other videogame characters like Starfox or something, and characters in TV shows like Gumball's mom. Im not including characters marketed to sell entertainment as a product, since those characters were made specifically for entertainment purposes and not just to sell candles or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 2 hours ago, 6tails said: Not really, as StarFox wasn't created specifically as the Nintendo mascot. Mario is Nintendo's primary mascot (with I think Kirby being its second primary mascot IIRC) and has been since the days of the NES.. Mario would be the logical choice for the list versus StarFox due to that, much like Sonic would be. They're still purposed for the selling of a tangible good (games console.) Well Sonic is for lame tards anyways and since Im the boss I say he doesnt count :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 14 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. I'd wager there are people in this thread who'd instead pay for 15 minutes with him If you know what I mean 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 52 minutes ago, DrDingo said: I'd wager there are people in this thread who'd instead pay for 15 minutes with him If you know what I mean Too bad he's, like, 10 centimeters tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Eggdodger said: Too bad he's, like, 10 centimeters tall. That never stopped anyone before ...also furries love micro 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 hours ago, 6tails said: Dat tongue action. :V 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I was so confused and kept reading the thread title as "sexist marketing mascot" but alas, I can't read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Do sports team mascots count? Because Buffalo Bell is qt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Battlechili said: Do sports team mascots count? Because Buffalo Bell is qt Well...Im not trying to be exclusive, but again, sports mascots are kind of selling entertainment more than a product...plus sports mascots tend to be less well known But thanks for the input, nonetheless (Even though I do not agree with you, she kinda creepy, man) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinUK Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Personally, I am ALL about the Foxy Bingo But this version. He's had some other... scary interpretations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 On August 13, 2016 at 7:53 PM, JustinUK said: Personally, I am ALL about the Foxy Bingo But this version. He's had some other... scary interpretations. I am going to faint, I can't take the sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Tony the Tiger is most certainly a hitman for organized crime in his off time. The Coco Puffs bird is undeniably mentally unstable, likely guilty of multiple stab murders. Toucan Sam is likely an angry, uncontrollable monster who resorts to violence for everything, stealing and fighting, using his nephews to get what he wants. The Cookie Crisp Wolf? Unprofessional work relationship: https://gyazo.com/a74a80bc79409c8adc546e6da5052554 Buzz the Honey Bee possesses a crippling addiction to honey, known to go nuts if he doesn't get it. Trix Rabbit? OH MY GOSH SO FABULOUS- he looks like a psychopath. All smiles until you're alone... Nesquik Rabbit wears a collar, definitely indebted to someone, hes in too deep. Some of the pictures are sorta cute though... The Skinny Cow has body issues, obsessed about her weight and constantly measuring herself. Cheetos Cheetah is a drug dealer, dealing his "cheesy powder" to highschoolers and adults alike. Terrible dude. Now go have some cereal. They're all equally depraved. But not as depraved as me for taking the time to write this.... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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