Hux Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I wanna fuck the Lactaid cow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 21 minutes ago, Hux said: I wanna fuck the Lactaid cow. Â Ain't no shame in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 lol realising i posted in the wrong thread a day later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I want things I can't have. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I failed at life LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Moments where I feel good or am happy are all short term things and even though things couldn't be going better for me I don't feel any better overall. This is making alcoholism and worse really attractive to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I have a lot of opposing/contradictory traits: On one hand, I'm this reserved, quiet bookish sort (who works in a library), on the other hand, I can be this balls-to-the-wall Dionysian party animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I like to play my music loud while driving. Not too loud, though, as I don't need to go deaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyboundTerror Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I'm the reason your food goes missing at night. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Current events have frightened me into buying a pistol, and I spent more than three hours deciding which kind I wanted because I'm a colossal gun nerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Current events have also put me in a rather depressed mood and rather introspective and thinking of...drastic measures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I snack eat way too much junk food I'm holding a cup of cheese puffs next to me for instance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 39 minutes ago, Zeke said: Current events have also put me in a rather depressed mood and rather introspective and thinking of...drastic measures. Please don't be vague like that. What's happening around the world isn't going to last forever. We have a global communication network with the internet and I feel that we're getting closer and closer to unity. As the old generation dies off and the people who grew up with that global network/exposure rise up, I think things are going to be a lot better. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I feign ignorance on subjects I know about, sometimes, just because I've often avoided revealing my nerd power level to people in most conversational settings, because most of those people wouldn't know or care about that shit, to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 i gave myself a deadline for things to change "one way or the other". Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, Gator said: i gave myself a deadline for things to change "one way or the other". You were suppose to do that back January 1st Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: You were suppose to do that back January 1st shit happens :U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, Gator said: shit happens :U You gotta hand it though. Shit's been looking good not like the last time we talked about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: You gotta hand it though. Shit's been looking good not like the last time we talked about it i don't recall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Gator said: i don't recall You're breaking my heart! :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: You're breaking my heart! :V pfff you ain't talked to me in months go sit in the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, Gator said: pfff you ain't talked to me in months go sit in the corner You've always been in my heart :V But seriously... love life has been keeping me busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: You've always been in my heart :V But seriously... love life has been keeping me busy i guess that's a good reason to be busy, at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I'm rapidly recovering from my mental breakdown of earlier... ...but I'm glad I'm not a violent person because I think I might actually be insane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 21 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: I'm rapidly recovering from my mental breakdown of earlier... ...but I'm glad I'm not a violent person because I think I might actually be insane. I hope things get better for you.  Its okay to be insane. We're all a bit insane. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 24 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: ...but I'm glad I'm not a violent person because I think I might actually be insane. Sanity is overrated.  4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 5 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: I'm rapidly recovering from my mental breakdown of earlier... ...but I'm glad I'm not a violent person because I think I might actually be insane. Not to be rude to those others who have responded with quips, but if you are seriously concerned about your mental health, you should see a professional. Such quips can be reassuring in the short term, but if you do think something is actually wrong, the opinion of a trusted psychiatrist can be very helpful, either in getting you help or reassuring you that you are not actually insane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I hate my mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I still unironically listen to System of a Down. I think they have some great stuff, creative and fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasma Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 1 hour ago, LazerMaster5 said: I still unironically listen to System of a Down. I think they have some great stuff, creative and fun. They have some damn good music 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogle Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I confess that I let a butt-ton of black flies in the house yesterday on accident, and when everyone was wondering how they got in I didn't say a word.  Sins have been vanquished, but the flies still remain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 In brief, my mother, and some other guy's mother, is trying to get me to become friends with said other guy- just because he has asperger's. She's done that before and I suspect people will keep trying. I don't lIke it, and maybe result I find myself not liking other guy too much. And even though I know they mean no harm and are doing things to try to get me to meet new people, I find myself resenting it. And I don't like that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I'm Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 On Saturday, July 23, 2016 at 7:53 AM, Jtrekkie said: In brief, my mother, and some other guy's mother, is trying to get me to become friends with said other guy- just because he has asperger's. She's done that before and I suspect people will keep trying. I don't lIke it, and maybe result I find myself not liking other guy too much. And even though I know they mean no harm and are doing things to try to get me to meet new people, I find myself resenting it. And I don't like that either. Iv never been a fan a fan of my parents trying to force something on me like that. It happened a little too much for my liking when i was a kid. So i know what its like. That being said the aspergers guy might not be too bad as long as his aspergers isn't too bad. To be honest you've probably became friends with quite a few spergs here on the forum. I'm pretty sure there are quite a number here. even i have it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I am homo penis fan. I distaste the vaginey. Vagoos are scary and weird like fleshy caves of pus and snot. Penor is like glorious man sausage ejaculating all existence very righteously. Lance Armstrong walked on the moon... why do you think that is!!?? Powerful penis. Much respect. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 On 7/22/2016 at 11:53 PM, Jtrekkie said: In brief, my mother, and some other guy's mother, is trying to get me to become friends with said other guy- just because he has asperger's. She's done that before and I suspect people will keep trying. I don't lIke it, and maybe result I find myself not liking other guy too much. And even though I know they mean no harm and are doing things to try to get me to meet new people, I find myself resenting it. And I don't like that either. I've never had a good experience from that. Hope you have better luck. 3 minutes ago, Hux said: I am homo penis fan. I distaste the vaginey. Vagoos are scary and weird like fleshy caves of pus and snot. Penor is like glorious man sausage ejaculating all existence very righteously. Lance Armstrong walked on the moon... why do you think that is!!?? Powerful penis. Much respect. um excoose me... ur being a sexyist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 12 minutes ago, Kosha said: I've never had a good experience from that. Hope you have better luck. um excoose me... ur being a sexyist. You are also sexy-ist 8===D~~~<3 Vaginey cannot be weaponized. Penis can slap and penetrate the anus. Vajeen can crush its foes, but this requires incredible effort beyond casual vagina dentata. Penoose is the better weapon against the zrrg and vagoons are storage lockers for semen demons. But be no fool! The powerful vaginolo can crush like walls of industrial trash compactor for vulgar victory. All men gay and straight look over the shoulder at night for fear of being attack by feral vaginolo. GREATEST QUESTION EVAR: Is penis a vagina turned inside out or vagina penis inside out? Incredible philosophy. I love you hardly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I must confess that, while reading the preceding post, I though to myself: "His post fits so well with that avatar." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I'm still questioning sexuality stuff and things. If only I were a robot.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I bought a dakimakura 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Alexxx-Returns said: I bought a dakimakura Pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 On 7/29/2016 at 7:40 PM, Jtrekkie said: I'm still questioning sexuality stuff and things. If only I were a robot.... Furry art will do that to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Alexxx-Returns said: I bought a dakimakura What is a dakimakura? I'm afraid to search it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, DrDingo said: Pics or it didn't happen When it arrives I will post all the pictures. Providing I can keep my hands off it for one second. 4 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: What is a dakimakura? I'm afraid to search it... Anime love pillow 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I'm really about to drop $150 for a Super Pochaco figurine. Stop me before I make this poor financial decision... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 No, hoard your money and arrange it in big, shiny piles! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 one of my first threads on Phoenixed was a troll thread, and it wasn't at all troll-y so basically a shitpost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, JegoLego said: one of my first threads on Phoenixed was a troll thread, and it wasn't at all troll-y so basically a shitpost Say it ain't so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I genuinely care about people and try to help others. People have taken advantage of this kindness enough to make me slightly callous and mistrusting of others. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, Hux said: Say it ain't so! lol it wasn't my first ever thread, i had made plenty of threads on FAF before it was shut down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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