Moogle Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Let's see how fanciful all you guys are. I'm sure there's more ways than shown here, so if you're hiding a secret slicing technique then I wanna hear about it! Don't cut or eat scrumptious toast? Shame on ya, barbarian! I almost always cut mine into 4 squares, makes it seem like I'm consuming more than I really am. So, how do you cut your toast? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Toast rack, although I haven't liked toast in a long time. Maybe with peanut butter, but just plain butter is yuck. Now with French Toast, I just eat it whole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitaly Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 In Soviet Russia toast cuts you! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 At last, a thread that appeals to my interests. For standard breakfast affair, I don't cut at all. Much prefer to butter those bad boys up and put some ham on them. For soup, I go with the solider formation. Makes for easy dippin'. And finally for yer classic tuna sammich, good old fashioned toast rack formation. It is the most structurally sound construct for all that fish sweetcorn n mayo. I haven't tried the egg in bread in a while, but I want to try and make it kitty shaped next time (and other cute things, because breakfast should be fun). 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I usually don't cut my toast but when my mum makes it she does rectangles my nan used to do soldiers all the time with an egg and everything, that was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 This is how I cut my toast. It makes breakfast much more fun and is a great way to start the day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I don't cut my toast. I just put some butter on it and devour it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Sometimes I'll put two pieces together with baked beans inside and then use my sandwich sealer cutter the crust is the best though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Who even has time to cut their toast in 21st century North America? Most of us scarcely have time to eat toast as we run down the street to our dough factories like Sailor Moon with bread in mouth. In this essay I'll explore how toast cutting, a form of cultural capital, became enjoyed largely by the bourgeoisie at the expense of working class bread makers. Our story begins at the dawn of the industrial revolution where- 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Toast rack , when i make a cheese bacon toast . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Toast rack most of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 33 minutes ago, Pignog said: Who even has time to cut their toast in 21st century North America? Most of us scarcely have time to eat toast as we run down the street to our dough factories like Sailor Moon with bread in mouth. In this essay I'll explore how toast cutting, a form of cultural capital, became enjoyed largely by the bourgeoisie at the expense of working class bread makers. Our story begins at the dawn of the industrial revolution where- You had me at dough factories. Please continue, Prof Pignog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogle Posted October 22, 2016 Author Share Posted October 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Mr. Fox said: This is how I cut my toast. It makes breakfast much more fun and is a great way to start the day. The freakin' best way to cut toast any day of the week, omg. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I don't. I tend to just eat uncut toast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasma Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Texas toast is the best. /thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I cut my toast the only proper way. The edgy way. First I cut it into an inverted cross. Then I carve poetry into it. Then I add some jam mixed with tears. Finally, I give it an emo fringe. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 ...you cut toast? I just shove it in my mouth all at once 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: ...you cut toast? I just shove it in my mouth all at once :V That truth is hard to swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Cutting toast? I hate the idea of it, have you ever cut a piece of toast without it being a crunchy mess streaming crumbs all over your plate? If we're talking sandwiches here I always cut diagonal or half because I am a civilized person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I cut toast with my teeth like a true American. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Who cuts toast? This is an affront to common decency, and the American way of life©. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I don't even eat toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Til it bleeds... The cheese out the sides. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 1 hour ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: Cutting toast? I hate the idea of it, have you ever cut a piece of toast without it being a crunchy mess streaming crumbs all over your plate? I have much to teach you, young one. Meet me in the kitchen at the crack of noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sourdough said: I have much to teach you, young one. Meet me in the kitchen at the crack of noon. And prepare to get baked. 1 hour ago, DevilBear said: Who cuts toast? This is an affront to common decency, and the American way of life©. Did, did you just copyright the American dream? I always thought Trump would end up doing that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 what is this forum's life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Who in the furry fandom cuts toast? Shouldn't we all just be able to take it in one bite? :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 16 minutes ago, Proper noun said: what is this forum's life? ...who even knows anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Toast? You mean heating nice fluffy fresh bread until it takes on the texture of stale bread? I've never understood why people do this. If you want stale bread buy the day old stuff at a discount. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Into two triangles. Unless it's a narrow baguette like loaf, then, I don't cut it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Its obvious how I cut my toast. :v 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleric Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Zorro!!! \/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 I like the crust... Yes, I am a barbarian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 2 big triangles. It is the only way to cut bread/toast 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 toast rack only semi-decent way to ever cut toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 toast is garbage the only proper breakfast bread-type good is an everything bagel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I don't usually cut my toast. When I visit my grandparents and they make toast they will cute it either diagonally or down the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 stop posting about food and make dinner already you faggots 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 what is the manliest option here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Falaffel said: what is the manliest option here? Cutting it with the skull shards of your defeated enemies? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falaffel Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, Vae said: Cutting it with the skull shards of your defeated enemies? That's my fetish 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 i don't cut my toast i mean, i dont really eat toast but if i did and i did, straight down the middle. top to bottom. only logical 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Four squares 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 hour ago, evan said: faggots can you people say that word? is this allowed? id like a mod ruling please 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogle Posted October 24, 2016 Author Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Zerig said: toast is garbage the only proper breakfast bread-type good is an everything bagel B-but you're a racoon.. racoons love garbage. Which means yOU LOVE TOAST! 4 minutes ago, Hewge said: Four squares Four squares master race <3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Zerig said: toast is garbage the only proper breakfast bread-type good is an everything bagel Amen! I mean Shalom! 6 minutes ago, Moogle said: B-but you're a racoon.. racoons love garbage. Which means yOU LOVE TOAST! Four squares master race <3 I'm not a fan of toast but I'll make an exception for Moogle Toast. 12 minutes ago, Pignog said: can you people say that word? is this allowed? id like a mod ruling please I think he meant to type baguettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DrGravitas Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I shred my toast into a fine powder and mix it into my continual-feed nutrient smoothie dispenser so I can continue to work uninterrupted by the need to raise either toast or cup to my mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I don't cut toast. That defeats the point of it holding other stuff inside of it, if it's just going to goop out. I fold it up and shove it in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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