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Let's see how fanciful all you guys are. I'm sure there's more ways than shown here, so if you're hiding a secret slicing technique then I wanna hear about it! Don't cut or eat scrumptious toast? Shame on ya, barbarian!

I almost always cut mine into 4 squares, makes it seem like I'm consuming more than I really am. So, how do you cut your toast? :P 

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At last, a thread that appeals to my interests.

For standard breakfast affair, I don't cut at all. Much prefer to butter those bad boys up and put some ham on them.

For soup, I go with the solider formation. Makes for easy dippin'.

And finally for yer classic tuna sammich, good old fashioned toast rack formation. It is the most structurally sound construct for all that fish sweetcorn n mayo.

I haven't tried the egg in bread in a while, but I want to try and make it kitty shaped next time (and other cute things, because breakfast should be fun).

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Who even has time to cut their toast in 21st century North America? Most of us scarcely have time to eat toast as we run down the street to our dough factories like Sailor Moon with bread in mouth. In this essay I'll explore how toast cutting, a form of cultural capital, became enjoyed largely by the bourgeoisie at the expense of working class bread makers. Our story begins at the dawn of the industrial revolution where-

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33 minutes ago, Pignog said:

Who even has time to cut their toast in 21st century North America? Most of us scarcely have time to eat toast as we run down the street to our dough factories like Sailor Moon with bread in mouth. In this essay I'll explore how toast cutting, a form of cultural capital, became enjoyed largely by the bourgeoisie at the expense of working class bread makers. Our story begins at the dawn of the industrial revolution where-

You had me at dough factories. Please continue, Prof Pignog.

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3 minutes ago, Sourdough said:

I have much to teach you, young one. Meet me in the kitchen at the crack of noon.

And prepare to get baked.

1 hour ago, DevilBear said:

Who cuts toast? This is an affront to common decency, and the American way of life©.

Did, did you just copyright the American dream?

I always thought Trump would end up doing that.

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1 hour ago, Zerig said:

toast is garbage

the only proper breakfast bread-type good is an everything bagel

B-but you're a racoon.. racoons love garbage. Which means yOU LOVE TOAST!  

 

4 minutes ago, Hewge said:

Four squares

Four squares master race <3 

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1 hour ago, Zerig said:

toast is garbage

the only proper breakfast bread-type good is an everything bagel

Amen!

I mean Shalom!

6 minutes ago, Moogle said:

B-but you're a racoon.. racoons love garbage. Which means yOU LOVE TOAST!  

 

Four squares master race <3 

I'm not a fan of toast but I'll make an exception for Moogle Toast. 

12 minutes ago, Pignog said:

can you people say that word? is this allowed? id like a mod ruling please

I think he meant to type baguettes. 

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