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Coffee or Tea?


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  1. 1. Tea or Coffee

    • Coffee
    • Tea
    • I'm a prude who denies hot drinks exist and mad that I can't do anything about this threads existence.


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Because I feel that this forum isn't divided enough with the porn thread and the Coke/Pepsi thread. Let's divide people more for the sake of amusement!

Now, I'm a fan of hot drinks in general - I like my teas and I like my coffees. They make a good delicious compliment to breakfast time or whenever you have 10 minutes of yourself. But coffee is simply better out of opinion. Sure! There is literally a tea for everyone but coffee just has a better bitterness to it.

So yeah, the kettle is boiling! What is there to drink?

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I can't drink anything that's actually hot, because it will peel all the flesh off the inside of my mouth unless I let it sit for 30 minutes. However, I do drink iced black coffee, no additives.

Are we counting mate on the tea side? Because that stuff is amazing.

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Tea. There is no question. I have had at a minimum 1 cup of tea every 2 days since my I was somewhere around 6. Usually I have 2 cups of tea a day. 

That's probably not healthy.

Hey, you and me both mate.

My mum actually used to feed me warm tea in a bottle when I was just a baby
I am not shitting you

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Hot chocolaaaaaate brooooooooo

Used to be a huge coffee drinker. I was like the shitty 'craft beer expert' who can't shut up about THIS ONE WITH THE UNDERTONES OF RASPERRY AND PISS except with coffee.

Then I got some kind of weird issue with my intestines so I kind of avoid caffeine or do decaf instead. Either way it's still good. I just love flavors.

Same with tea. Hate cold tea, but flavored hot tea is magnificent. Also I love pairing them all with complimentary foods. Don't get me staaahhhhted.

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Just now, 6tails said:

Speaking of, I should go make some of my hot chocolate. First I take your typical Swiss Miss, then add Hershey's raw unsweetened cocoa, a dash of vanilla extract, and some additional sugar.

I made hot chocolate once out of milk and hershey bars. Just melted the bitches right into the milk. Wasn't half bad, honestly!

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7 minutes ago, 6tails said:

Speaking of, I should go make some of my hot chocolate. First I take your typical Swiss Miss, then add Hershey's raw unsweetened cocoa, a dash of vanilla extract, and some additional sugar.

As a spawn of Cookie Monster before the Great Vegetable Bastardization, this sugary post makes me tingle o3o

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I hate hot drinks. I have pretty sensitive teeth, too so I just can't do it.

My dad also made me scared of hot stuff in my mouth when I was a kid... I used to take karate lessons and I needed a mouthguard for that. It's a piece of relatively hard plastic that you put in hot water and then bite down on it to make it fit your teeth. My dad put it into boiling water for like 10 minutes and then into my gob... Everything was burnt. My tongue, my gums... It hurt so bad ;__;

The other problem is that I also simply hate the taste of coffee and tea. My mom used to be on a Japansese health fad so she kept buying weird teas. When I had the flu she made me drink one that you make from a weird fungus that grows on tree bark. I took a tiny sip and when I swallowed it it made me throw up right away. Oh and no, it also didn't cure me in case you are curious :P

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Alright, so I just made some sorta coffee thing. I call it Tribble's Piss. Things you'll need:
1 cup of milk
Instant Coffee
Creamer of choice
Sweetener of choice
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Pour 1 cup of milk into a measuring cup
Heat milk in microwave or stove for 4 minutes
When the milk is done heating, remove any film that may have formed on the surface of the milk
Add the instant coffee to the milk and stir (you can add as much or as little instant coffee as you want)
Add your desired amount of sweetener to the mix and stir
Add your desired amount of creamer to the mix and stir
Pour in a travel mug and regret your life choices

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